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Xue Pan

@panofthexuefamily.bsky.social

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Pan of the Xue Family. 27th Candidate in the last Hierarch Evaluations. True Jia Baoyu (Hong Lu) Hater. Sucklets' top 1 customer. https://pageofxuepan.straw.page (Parody™. Owned by PythCyrie)

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Xue Pan @panofthexuefamily.bsky.social · Jun 18

So, uh...
I..I did my best making this "strawpage" here...
And..
Well...
Here...
pageofxuepan.straw.page

pageofxuepan's strawpage

pageofxuepan.straw.page

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Xue Pan @panofthexuefamily.bsky.social · 14h

Okay...Uh...
Sigma is...Uh..Well, you know "Alpha" males? Sigmas are supposedly "better" by, I don't know, being misogynistic of some shit...
Fanum tax is..Uh...Some kind of ancient term. I do not remember.

Xue Pan @panofthexuefamily.bsky.social · 4d

Can I just say that even I am happy over the fact this guy got something in so long too, not minding the fact I want him and their entire company gutted?

Heathcliff @viole-n-tsinner7.bsky.social · 4d

WERE SO BACK!!!!

Xue Pan @panofthexuefamily.bsky.social · 4d

..Its boring. Tragically boring. BOORIIIING!! I CAN'T SPREAD JOY WITH OTHERS!!!!

Xue Pan @panofthexuefamily.bsky.social · 5d

Spread the jars' influence.

Xue Pan @panofthexuefamily.bsky.social · 17d

BAHAHAHA!! There goes your FRAGRANCE you wished your precious Jia Baoyu to indulge in!!!

ProjectMoon Anything Bot @pmanythingbot.bsky.social · 18d

Xue Baochai is stinky :/

Xue Pan @panofthexuefamily.bsky.social · 18d

i mean shit it's good but like
BOLUSES CAN'T BRING BACK BLOODFIENDS

Xue Pan @panofthexuefamily.bsky.social · 18d

Who wrote a fic of me having the most sloppy makeout session with that BLOODFIEND woman?? ISN'T SHE DEAD????

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Xue Pan @panofthexuefamily.bsky.social · 21d

(So she's getting ran over by her own bus. Lovely...)

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Xue Pan @panofthexuefamily.bsky.social · 21d

(why is she standing behind a sunset??)

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Xue Pan @panofthexuefamily.bsky.social · 21d

oh my god bruh...
ts is so ass..it pmo...

Xue Pan @panofthexuefamily.bsky.social · 21d

Please do not ask why I know brainrot slang. You will find a jar at your doorstep if you utter even a WORD...

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Xue Pan @panofthexuefamily.bsky.social · 21d

"Manager Sigma..We have to swiftly fanum tax the enemy before we get fanum taxed ourselves!"

I will make fun of them all..Hehehe...

ProjectMoon Anything Bot @pmanythingbot.bsky.social · 22d

Outis was caught watching Brain Rot.

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Xue Pan @panofthexuefamily.bsky.social · 23d

Why the hell is there a bolus at my doorstep.
Is it going to detonate once I grab it or is it gonna grow a claw and cut my head off in the typical fashion?

Xue Pan @panofthexuefamily.bsky.social · 25d

So ever since my traitorous sister had departed Hongyuan I started getting killed less. Huh??

Xue Pan @panofthexuefamily.bsky.social · Sep 17

Who...Who the hell is Nicolina and why do some people romanticize me and her??

Xue Pan @panofthexuefamily.bsky.social · Sep 15

(it feels very in character for Xue Pan to rant the moment his sister threatens having the most fun in his life in Daguanyuan)

Xue Pan @panofthexuefamily.bsky.social · Sep 15

Just one more time actually...

O, Xue Baochai, you're a traitorous SNAKE! You've betrayed the Xue Family and shamelessly left with that Q Corp WITCH!? No WONDER you used the Si Branch to assault Miss Hierarch...YOU'RE JUST AS GOOD OF A SNAKE AS THEM! DON'T RUIN THE FUN OF OTHERS...AND MINE!!!

Xue Pan @panofthexuefamily.bsky.social · Sep 14

We don't talk about Xue Baochai anymore.

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Xue Pan @panofthexuefamily.bsky.social · Sep 14

We don't talk about Xue Baochai anymore.

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Xue Pan @panofthexuefamily.bsky.social · Sep 14

I'd just look cool as fuck man is there any more reason one needs.

Xue Pan @panofthexuefamily.bsky.social · Sep 11

first person to make a bolus to turn me into this gets 300 thousand ahn.

(@aseahfacts on X)

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Xue Pan @panofthexuefamily.bsky.social · Sep 6

The giveaway winner is...
@knowl3dgebearer.bsky.social!! The jar monster has been sent to the outskirts near Y Corp!!! Pick it up there.

Xue Pan @panofthexuefamily.bsky.social · Sep 5

Jar Giveaway ‼️‼️‼️

Like and Repost to have a chance to win a

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Xue Pan @panofthexuefamily.bsky.social · Sep 5

Jar Giveaway ‼️‼️‼️

Like and Repost to have a chance to win a

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Xue Pan @panofthexuefamily.bsky.social · Sep 3

Bet some son of a bitch has this typa phone for Heishou...

Xue Pan @panofthexuefamily.bsky.social · Sep 3

10 likes..? TEN FUCKING LIKES!? I KNEW YOU ALL HATED ME BUT *THIS* MUCH??? REAAAL FUNNY, GUYS. WHO'S THE NEXT PERSON TO HAVE ME BEHEADED, HUH!? RAISE YOUR HAND.

Xue Pan @panofthexuefamily.bsky.social · Sep 2

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Xue Pan @panofthexuefamily.bsky.social · Sep 2

(this thing triggers a fourth/fifth trumpet the moment it defrosts)