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Jag
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Funny creature from the UK He/Him, 30s, 🔞 I am fully open about my furry kinks, so be warned, I am pretty weird! Icon by twist.dog Header by bootfromtv.bsky.social
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My alien fursona!
When a game company is like "We are using AI but we still have humans making the game" it feels like they're saying "we still have coders but we fired the artists"
The PS5 would be depicted as a spherical console of course
Uhh my big take of the night is that the only games that need remaking/re-imagining are those cult classic NES games that could do with some modern QoL features & sensibilities

We don't need to make Halo again cos the original still plays good, what about The Guardian Legend instead
this is how babies with no object permanence see the world
It's fun seeing you do such an exaggerated shape!
I thought u meant Gremlins (1984) for a sec
In fanfic circles I believe these are called "crack pairings" and I think people make em just as a writing challenge
it turns the secret message screen from creepy but quirky with the original soundtrack into the stuff of nightmares
OH EW that's what the message is??? I was maybe thinking of "Amazing Chest Ahead"
So far my only thought on the new Kirby Riders game is that more games should let u throw your collectibles around like Crazy Bones
glad he's capable of at least some gentle sounds!
never would've guessed Dos was an asmr guy haha
Jagi ecosystem...
yeah this is my fav vibe with certain kinks too woops
I just remember a lot of cool facts, I am not superior to anyone!!!
5-6 because I'm really smart and everyone knows they're stupid compared to me (just kidding BUT I do sometimes think my knowledge makes me intimidating?)
I'm in my 30s and still have nightmares about exams from high school. It's sadly a form of dread that gets ingrained on the human psyche but it DOES become rarer
I did this a lot before settling on aegosexual (horny for stuff only in fantasy basically)
Boysenberries aren't really a well known thing over in the UK & whenever they were mentioned in US media (I think maybe 1 or 2 eps of Courage or Dexter on CN) I thought it was "poisonberry"
UPDATE: I bought this up to a friend & they started making Souls references I didn't get, so maybe my knowledge of Dark Souls funnies ends at players leaving "Amazing But" messages near mummy asses
I played the original Demons Souls so maybe that helped
I am realizing that Dark Souls 1 is one of those games where I know/get a majority of jokes the fans make despite never playing it or even watching many play throughs
wonder wat the message near that mummified corpse's butt is gonna say!
The show: Fairies and unicorns have slumber parties and learn lessons about friendship

The fans: "These are adult women who are always killing and fucking"
love to see em, a really nice selection here