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Palmcat @palmcat.bsky.social · 5d

I love saying “cummies” because it makes people *so* uncomfortable.

uwu cummies

Palmcat @palmcat.bsky.social · Sep 30

*frustrated screaming at the sky* It should not be this hard for a girl to get laid!

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Palmcat @palmcat.bsky.social · Sep 23

“Here comes a snail, whoa oh what a snail, you are the king of the garden”

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Palmcat @palmcat.bsky.social · Sep 18

She's so freaking cool. I'm a Julia Hart stan but, like, Thekla may have replaced her as my number one.

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Palmcat @palmcat.bsky.social · Sep 18

Toni Storm is adorably filthy. "This whore you all adore" is a *fantastic* line.

To quote Yoshi Tatsu: I will steal.

Palmcat @palmcat.bsky.social · Sep 18

I saw Sami Callihan wrestle live once and there was so much spitting that I had to hide out in the bathroom until the match was over. It was so gross. It was grosser than a public restroom in a rec center in *New Jersey*.

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Palmcat @palmcat.bsky.social · Sep 17

The part of me that hates change is eternally at war with the part of me that craves novelty.

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Palmcat @palmcat.bsky.social · Sep 16

The irony is that I’m probably going to have to skip the gym today because me cleaning the litter boxes has SO traumatized my cat that she has pinned me to the couch and fallen asleep and now I cannot leave.

Palmcat @palmcat.bsky.social · Sep 16

So, like, I started working out six months ago and like I look and feel better, healthier, blah blah blah. The *real* benefit is that I can change three litter boxes in one day without sincerely wanting to die halfway through the first one.

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Palmcat @palmcat.bsky.social · Sep 16

Nouveau Poor thoughts:
I was really surprised by the amount of excitement and joy I felt at being able to afford meat after all this time. Like, I was more excited for that than for Silksong finally being released.

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Palmcat @palmcat.bsky.social · Sep 16

I just overheard an advertisement over the grocery store’s PA use the phrase “to help you on your protein journey” and I cannot recall the last time I was this unreasonably angry.

Palmcat @palmcat.bsky.social · Sep 15

“Oooh, guns, guns, guns! C’mon, Sal! The Tigers are playing…to-night! I never miss a game!”

Or:

“Bitches, leave.”

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Palmcat @palmcat.bsky.social · Sep 14

During my very brief time training, Jerry Lynn flew in for a show the school was doing and I got to drive him around. He was incredibly nice, soft-spoken, and refused to let me carry his bags for him, no matter how much I offered. The man is an angel.

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Palmcat @palmcat.bsky.social · Sep 13

Grown-ups should have more slumber parties.

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Palmcat @palmcat.bsky.social · Sep 11

Out of meat and money until Monday. I would suck someone’s dick for three pounds of chicken thighs and a tub of protein powder right about now.

Palmcat @palmcat.bsky.social · Sep 11

I stole this from Reddit:
“I have no issue celebrating the death of vile people.”

Palmcat @palmcat.bsky.social · Sep 11

I love, love, love how Hanger always says “the men’s world championship”.

Palmcat @palmcat.bsky.social · Sep 11

I can clearly see Josh Alexander’s penis through his singlet and I dont care for it.

Palmcat @palmcat.bsky.social · Sep 10

I wish the music that plays on HBO Max while waiting for Dynamite wasn’t the worst thing ever. Especially because it doesn’t loop seamlessly, so it will stop and I’ll get all excited and then it’s back to weird bell sounds.

Palmcat @palmcat.bsky.social · Sep 9

That being said, it was still an absolute delight and I intend to model myself after her forever more.

Palmcat @palmcat.bsky.social · Sep 9

I’m not saying this to be mean, I am not. I love AJ Lee, I love that she got a crowd to chant “therapy”…but there was something about her return promo that so, so, so very reminded me of a TED Talk.

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Palmcat @palmcat.bsky.social · Sep 8

I think this might have been the first thing I ever saw by Tomino and I really understood how he earned his nickname of “Kill ‘Em All” Tomino.

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Palmcat @palmcat.bsky.social · Sep 8

To be clear, I love this game. It’s like my cats. They can frustrate the heck out of me, but I still love them to death.

Palmcat @palmcat.bsky.social · Sep 8

I somehow forgot how punishing Hollow Knight can be. Silksong has become a cycle of “obsessively play, put it down because I get too frustrated, think about Silksong constantly until I have to pick it up again, repeat.”

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Palmcat @palmcat.bsky.social · Sep 8

Zoodles are one of the great scams of the 21st century.

“Hey, do you like pasta but you like your pasta limp, watery, and bitter? Have I got a product for you…”