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PalePaladin

PalePaladin

@palepaladin.bsky.social

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GenX Hippie with a potty mouth, spicy brain, chronic pain, and a strong disdain for lots o thangs We R Indivisible.org Ridiculously Married Proud parent to 🏳️‍⚧️👦 Will write dissent for food Alignment: Chaotic Goodish PwBPD, cPTSD, Anxiety and Depression

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PalePaladin @palepaladin.bsky.social · Apr 4

🎶Welcome my new friends to the show that never ends...

We are all forced to attend...

We might die, we might die🎶

Get connected locally!

@indivisible.org
@50501movement.bsky.social

Are great places to start!

Tell them how you feel!

@resist.bot
@5calls.org

Are great tools to use!

#RESIST

PalePaladin @palepaladin.bsky.social · Apr 7

I would love to be proven wrong...

Us too Bill, you cuck...

PalePaladin @palepaladin.bsky.social · Apr 7

My wife says I can't do that for anyone but her... Sorry Doc 😈

PalePaladin @palepaladin.bsky.social · Apr 5

🤚

Although, I prefer 🟠🍕💩 when discussing the thing currently occupying the Oval Office.

PalePaladin @palepaladin.bsky.social · Apr 5

My grandmother told me this joke 40 years ago. The only difference was the B.B. was Bridget Bardot.

Thank you so much for bringing up the memory!

PalePaladin @palepaladin.bsky.social · Apr 5

Appalling to be sure...

Surprising, not in the least...

PalePaladin @palepaladin.bsky.social · Apr 4

I'm so sorry to hear that, I was wondering if that was the case.

PalePaladin @palepaladin.bsky.social · Apr 4

Hi, I know you're not looking for unsolicited advice. But it's all I can afford to give you.

Have you contacted your Congresspersons?

When I applied and was waiting for my appeal I contacted senator Patty Murray's office and they inquired on my behalf.

My case sped up considerably and approved.

PalePaladin @palepaladin.bsky.social · Apr 4

🎶Welcome my new friends to the show that never ends...

We are all forced to attend...

We might die, we might die🎶

Get connected locally!

@indivisible.org
@50501movement.bsky.social

Are great places to start!

Tell them how you feel!

@resist.bot
@5calls.org

Are great tools to use!

#RESIST

PalePaladin @palepaladin.bsky.social · Mar 31

💙🏳️‍⚧️🧑✊

MomsRising @momsrising.org · Mar 31

March 31 is Transgender Day of Visibility (TDOV). Today, we celebrate trans people and raise awareness of the essential roles they play in our communities. We also recognize the disproportionate barriers the trans community faces. If you are trans, know that we are standing with you. You are loved.

PalePaladin @palepaladin.bsky.social · Mar 31

I see you 💙

PalePaladin @palepaladin.bsky.social · Mar 31

Everyone who is still waiting to be paid to protest #Tesla, #Musk or #Trump and his administration please raise your hands.

🤚

Everyone who is also doing this because we won't tolerate any of their bullshit please raise a fist

✊

They know we aren't being paid, they are getting scared!

💙🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦🌈✊

Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts.bsky.social · Mar 30

Over on Twitter…

PalePaladin @palepaladin.bsky.social · Mar 29

When I watch this video I see so much potential...

PalePaladin @palepaladin.bsky.social · Mar 28

Equal Awesomeness!

Yay for you!

💙✊

PalePaladin @palepaladin.bsky.social · Mar 28

@moderation.bsky.app

LMFAO

Look, I don't even want to appeal the label.

I would like to chat with whichever one of you thought this close-up of JD's eyes was "Sexual Suggestive" for understanding.

a man in a suit and tie is smiling with his eyes closed

Alt: a man in a suit and tie is smiling with his eyes closed

media.tenor.com

PalePaladin @palepaladin.bsky.social · Mar 28

Looks like it might have been a fake... So on point I just glossed over it... I found the tweet from a Christian right account from three months ago.

So she didn't say #AtheistSatellites but she did say all that other shit so she's still a 🤡

PalePaladin @palepaladin.bsky.social · Mar 28

👇💯🎯 💙✊

Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · Mar 28

It's not just that "every accusation is a confession"; it's also that every accusation is a RATIONALIZATION. The lie that the other side is rigging elections rationalizes vote suppression. The lie that legitimate investigations are "weaponizing government" is the excuse to weaponize government.

PalePaladin @palepaladin.bsky.social · Mar 28

Wait...

Does she realize that Starlink has about 7000 of the current 10000 active satellites in the sky?

Anyway...

So to date from #EmTeeGee we have:

#JewishSpaceLasers
#DemocraticWeatherControl
#GazpachoPolice
#PeachTreeDish

And now let's add

#AtheistSatellites

She's a 🤡

PalePaladin @palepaladin.bsky.social · Mar 28

I'm not in the military and I know him wearing a hat inside while he's eating is wrong in that setting.

But can we keep talking about his #eyeliner?

My teenager doesn't wear this much eyeliner.

Maybe he's born with it?

#JDusesMaybelline

Close up of JD Vance's eyes.

PalePaladin @palepaladin.bsky.social · Mar 28

*Anyone

@jay.bsky.team and Devs, please can we have an edit function?

PalePaladin @palepaladin.bsky.social · Mar 28

Anytime taking bets on whether Gaslight Bawwbie calls on him for a question?

No, no, you're right, odds are way too high to make that bet.

PalePaladin @palepaladin.bsky.social · Mar 28

It also cannot be stated enough what the cuts to Medicaid and Medicare would do to rural healthcare at all levels but especially elderly and end of life care.

It will kill people and communities.

#GenocideByNeglect

Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · Mar 28

I think there is going to be a Red Rural Recession and soon if all the cuts continue as is

All the firings, cancelling of grants and contracts with companies , the closing of offices, disproportionately impact small towns, cities and states.

Their finances will be turned upside

PalePaladin @palepaladin.bsky.social · Mar 28

Great...

Dinosaurs 🦖🦕 are gonna go extinct again!

#KnowledgeWasPower

Grant Stern @grantstern.bsky.social · Mar 28

The National Zoo?!?

They'll do anything to distract from #SignalGate.

PalePaladin @palepaladin.bsky.social · Mar 26

The Daily Show nails it again...

#TheWorstWing

I hate this new series... The writing is terrible and the actors are atrocious...

The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · Mar 26

What's more embarrassing: Adding the wrong person to a group chat, or saying 👊🔥🇺🇸 to a war strike?

PalePaladin @palepaladin.bsky.social · Mar 26

Re-read the text chain and you can see MAR add MAR as well, why would Marco Rubio have 2 government devices in the chat... He moved the convo to his "other" device too...

#FOIASUBVERSION

Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · Mar 26

Did Steve Witkoff just admit that he uses a personal phone for national security conversations with Cabinet-level officials?

Steve Witkoff tweet: I am incredulous that a good newspaper like the
@WSJ would not check with me as to whether I had any personal devices with me on either of my trips to Moscow. If they had, they would have known the truth. Which is, I only had with me a secure phone provided by the government for special circumstances when you travel to regions where you do not want your devices compromised. That is why CBS News reported that Goldberg himself said that he "has not recounted Witkoff making any comments in that group chat until Saturday, after he left Tussia and returned to the U.S." Guess why? Because I had no access to my personal devices until I returned from my trip. That is the responsible way for me to make these trips and that is how I always conduct myself. Maybe it is time for media outlets like the Journal to acknowledge when some of their people make serious reporting mistakes like this. I would appreciate it if the WSJ and other media outlets check with me the next time they make serious allegations. Thank vou.

PalePaladin @palepaladin.bsky.social · Mar 25

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