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🇨🇦Paisley Jane T+

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Perception IS Reality. Intolerant to intolerance. Gen x woman. Proud Canadian. Bleeding heart liberal. ‘Compromise on public issues is the price of civilization not an abrogation of principles.’ Slava Ukraini🇺🇦 Free Georgia 🇬🇪

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🇨🇦Paisley Jane T+ @paisleyjane.bsky.social · Dec 21

Stupid Clever is a term I coined to describe a specific type of dangerous person. They’re fucking morons who stupidly stumble into a situation, but somehow cleverly manage to sleaze out of it. They exist in all walks of life. Dangerous because you don’t see them as such; they’re unpredictable

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🇨🇦Paisley Jane T+ @paisleyjane.bsky.social · 2h

Sadly , the farm report from the 70’s is current today

Farmers aren’t poor folk either. Most have net worth over a million so their welfare is VERY expensive

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Farm Film Report2

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🇨🇦Paisley Jane T+ @paisleyjane.bsky.social · 2h

That blowed up real good! For those in the know of SCTV

Ukraine 🇺🇦 continues its nightly assault on Putins military targets

Ukraine’s aim just gets better !

Slava Ukraini 💙🇺🇦💛

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Ukrainian drones DESTROY Dagnotekh oil refinery after penetrating 1200 km of Russian airspace

YouTube video by The Sun

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🇨🇦Paisley Jane T+ @paisleyjane.bsky.social · 1d

@actingliketommy.bsky.social hey Tommy !

Just watching your video now about the shit that happened last night

I am sorry this happened to you & that it was my Toronto Blue Jays that caused your discombobulation

Just know that Toronto winning is going to piss trump off. This is going to get fixed

🇨🇦Paisley Jane T+ @paisleyjane.bsky.social · 1d

First time Toronto played for and won the World Series I was pregnant

To get a room booked at hospital for delivery we, and I mean WE. HAD to attend prenatal classes which occurred at game time

I’ve got a lot of drinking to do this World Series!

🇨🇦Paisley Jane T+ @paisleyjane.bsky.social · 1d

We’re going to the World Series

We’re going to the World Series

George Springers our hero

And Vladdy’s league MVP

Na na na na na

Truly don’t mean it in a whiny way just in a😳 I can’t stop saying it so I’m singing it!

George Springer —I could FEEL his knee pain..what a glorious game!

🇨🇦Paisley Jane T+ @paisleyjane.bsky.social · 1d

See? Losing SUCKS donkey dicks but there’s a really shiny silver lining in this particular pile of dogshit

I’m losing my mind

Between George one knee Springers home run & our boy Vladdy Guerrero jr as MVP, it’s just SO Canadian of a win ..

Canada is built on diversity …

I fucking love Toronto !

🇨🇦Paisley Jane T+ @paisleyjane.bsky.social · 1d

To all Americans currently mourning the loss of the American League championship to Toronto tonight..

Think of how much it will annoy your orange cheeto president that the little country up north just won the AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP

Our Vladimir Guerrero is a team player & now the MVP !! 💙💙

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🇨🇦Paisley Jane T+ @paisleyjane.bsky.social · 1d

This is going down in Toronto Blue Jays history

Congratulations Vladimir Guerrero Jr on MVP!!

We’re going to the World Series!!!

God bless George Springer!!

This is NEVER getting old!!!

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FULL COMEBACK: George Springer hits a CLUTCH home run to give the Blue Jays a LATE LEAD! 🇨🇦

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🇨🇦Paisley Jane T+ @paisleyjane.bsky.social · 1d

@santana24j.bsky.social there’s my Santana !

Toronto is going to the World Series!

Sorry it just happened and I’m pretty fucking excited ..

Congratulations @torontobluejays.bsky.social on winning the American League championship!!

No irony there 😆

And congratulations MVP Vlad Guerrero Jr !

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🇨🇦Paisley Jane T+ @paisleyjane.bsky.social · 1d

Canadas Vladdy Daddy?

Mr Vladimir Guerrero Jr

And the MLB American League MVP 2025!!

Congratulations 🥳!!!

Toronto is going to the World Series!!!!

I’ll say it now, Seattle looked defeated YESTERDAY FFS…

Let’s GOOOoooooo

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🇨🇦Paisley Jane T+ @paisleyjane.bsky.social · 1d

We’re going to the World Series!!!

Congratulations Toronto Blue Jays!

🇨🇦Paisley Jane T+ @paisleyjane.bsky.social · 1d

The fan wearing the Springer jersey just caught the home run HIT by Springer that gave the Jays 4-3 lead in the 7th

That’s .. not saying shit

Too fucking superstitious for that

And the crowd goes WILD 🤪

Let’s go BLUE JAYS

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🇨🇦Paisley Jane T+ @paisleyjane.bsky.social · 1d

You can find ENDLESS footage of Chinese EV’s, cars & bikes exploding while charging, parked, etc

Canada can NOT drop the EV tariff.

These vehicles make Teslas look safe

The tariff should NOT be the barrier to the import of these vehicles. Their ghastly safety record should be sufficient

Xi's Endgame? Military Collapses: 9 Generals Fall, 4 More Dismissed!

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🇨🇦Paisley Jane T+ @paisleyjane.bsky.social · 1d

Fourth Plenum underway in Beijing & it’s getting weird, fast

The rumours of Xi’s strokes & old/new party leaders have been running rampant

Purges in top military posts, flight bans, capital lockdowns

It’s as clear as mud who or what is in control of China at the moment

Beijing in Wartime Lockdown: City Sealed, Convoys Roll Across Five Provinces

YouTube video by China Insights

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🇨🇦Paisley Jane T+ @paisleyjane.bsky.social · 2d

@jimmykimmel.com Jimmy!

You were so young

And so chubby! I LOVE it!

Were any of us ever this young ?

Hellboy II the Golden Army

🇨🇦Paisley Jane T+ @paisleyjane.bsky.social · 2d

A little autumn photo ..

Action Butters in full flight 😂

Living his best life..

Hap hap happy dawg

🇨🇦Paisley Jane T+ @paisleyjane.bsky.social · 2d

@keithedwards.bsky.social
Belated congratulations to Keith on 100k subscribers!! 🎉🎉🎉

So Conald is cutting funding to NYC? He acts as if the fed gov actually generates revenue they ‘give’ the states

The funding he’s cutting comes from NYC

Keep your blue $ is your states - stop funding a tyrant

Trump STUNNED MID-AIR… Realizes HE’S JUST A PUPPET?!

YouTube video by Keith Edwards

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🇨🇦Paisley Jane T+ @paisleyjane.bsky.social · 2d

New favorite sign from my American sisters !

This is my RESISTING BITCH FACE!!
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And resist you did! No arrests on 7 MILLION protesters!

America! FUCK YA!!! The shitbag in your White House is terrified of y’all

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MAGA Mom Instantly Regrets Melting Down on Peaceful Protester

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🇨🇦Paisley Jane T+ @paisleyjane.bsky.social · 2d

So Peter kegsbreath wore a Russian flag tie when meeting Zelenskyy 🇺🇦 last week. We all saw it & Jake Broe called it out. Judy Vance responded 🫩 as did the Russian minister

Paul did a deeper dive-see below

Follow Jake & Paul on YouTube
Support your US journalists

Slava Ukraini 💙🇺🇦💛

V.P MELTS DOWN At YouTuber for Being 100% Right!

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🇨🇦Paisley Jane T+ @paisleyjane.bsky.social · 2d

Hey

Don’t be using that toxic garbage!

Bleach is BEST - get some bleach pucks back of toilet & never scrub

Kills EVERYTHING. Cheap as F & it evaporates, unlike the formaldehyde etc found in almost everything else

Mr Clean will do to your immune system what acid rain did to the lakes..

🇨🇦Paisley Jane T+ @paisleyjane.bsky.social · 2d

Holy SHIT The @bluejays.com just won the game !

Fucking DEFENCE was AMAZING!

But I gotta say, Seattle looked defeated halfway thru the game ..

I’ve never seen a team leading the series look so thoroughly defeated LONG before the Jays won the game

Bodes well for game seven !

Go JAYS GO !

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🇨🇦Paisley Jane T+ @paisleyjane.bsky.social · 2d

All I hear is ‘space is big. Really really big. You just can’t believe how very big it is’

RIP Douglas Adams

Never before has his sage advice been more applicable

Don’t panic & bring a towel 42

🇨🇦Paisley Jane T+ @paisleyjane.bsky.social · 2d

I liked the Tony Blair played by Micheal Sheen

This guy looks like the Jokers weirdo brother-in-law

🇨🇦Paisley Jane T+ @paisleyjane.bsky.social · 2d

I would have, but it forced me to Facebook

I will not give fuckerberg a second of my time

Can it repost on YouTube ? 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

🇨🇦Paisley Jane T+ @paisleyjane.bsky.social · 2d

The brown shirts have now murdered a father

Sadly, that tracks

Are we really expected to believe that after receiving serious injury’s from being allegedly dragged by the victims car, they’re able to fire lethal shots at the driver?

Right..maybe John Wick could, but not a shitbag brown shirt

ICE Agent Executes Father After School Drop-Off

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