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Padres Haiku @padreshaiku.bsky.social · 1d
Now do Ohtani
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Padres Haiku @padreshaiku.bsky.social · 5d
FaceTime in resturants would be illegal
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Padres Haiku @padreshaiku.bsky.social · 10d
Went to his head.
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Padres Haiku @padreshaiku.bsky.social · 12d
Well now that the baseball season is done I can concentrate on the fall of American Democracy.
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Padres Haiku @padreshaiku.bsky.social · 13d
Emma Stone is crying in a Star Waggon somewhere and I will never forgive the Padres for doing that to my sweet sweet precious princess.
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Padres Haiku @padreshaiku.bsky.social · 13d
130 days till spring training.
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Padres Haiku @padreshaiku.bsky.social · 13d
JACKSON FUCKING MERRILL
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Padres Haiku @padreshaiku.bsky.social · 14d
Please Bobby. Not today.
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Padres Haiku @padreshaiku.bsky.social · 15d
Game
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Padres Haiku @padreshaiku.bsky.social · 18d
Xanderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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Padres Haiku @padreshaiku.bsky.social · 18d
Nandoooooooooo!
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Padres Haiku @padreshaiku.bsky.social · 19d
Luís Arraez regressing to the mean will feed generations.
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Padres Haiku @padreshaiku.bsky.social · 19d
#NadieSabeNá
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Padres Haiku @padreshaiku.bsky.social · 21d
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Padres Haiku @padreshaiku.bsky.social · 21d
A Padres/Mariners World Series would heal the nation
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Padres Haiku @padreshaiku.bsky.social · 22d
#NadieSabeNá
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Padres Haiku @padreshaiku.bsky.social · 22d
AI generated playoff shirt.
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Padres Haiku @padreshaiku.bsky.social · 22d
Padres playoff bound / walk it off to punch ticket / team of destiny?
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Padres Haiku @padreshaiku.bsky.social · 23d
Hell yeah balk run.
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Padres Haiku @padreshaiku.bsky.social · Sep 16
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Padres Haiku @padreshaiku.bsky.social · Sep 13
The Padres don’t belong in the playoffs.
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Padres Haiku @padreshaiku.bsky.social · Sep 10
King needs like 2-3 starts to get going. Honestly we might not have that time.
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Padres Haiku @padreshaiku.bsky.social · Sep 7
Ramón-ya gonna bone-ya!
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Padres Haiku @padreshaiku.bsky.social · Sep 7
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeets!
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Padres Haiku @padreshaiku.bsky.social · Sep 7
When the waiter says “Sorry we don’t have Coke, is Pepsi ok?”
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Tony "BLIИK" Losoya @anthonylosoya.bsky.social · Sep 7
This place needs to be nuked from orbit
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