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PaddleBoat @paddleboat.us · Dec 21

I write a webcomic called Finding Darwin. Check it out

...if you dare!

PaddleBoat @paddleboat.us · Sep 20

I always feel nervous drawing scenes that might take place in the future, ya know, spoilers. But also I want to draw vibes damnit

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PaddleBoat @paddleboat.us · 1h

This is a weird thing to say, but they Mario 3D World'd many aspects of Katamari. Get 3 collectibles per level, the overworld where you select levels is the same style.

I'm having so much fun, the first world in Dino land is like a brass orgy, it's incredible

PaddleBoat @paddleboat.us · 1h

This new Katamari is kicking more ass than the new Pokemon. And I really like the new Pokemon 👀

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PaddleBoat @paddleboat.us · 14h

When ya homegirl needs one of these

Purging Stone from Dark Souls 1, used to remove curses

PaddleBoat @paddleboat.us · 14h

It's a the room in the Whitehouse where AC/DC's "Big Balls" will be played on loop

PaddleBoat @paddleboat.us · 15h

This shit is pure sex

A wood paneled Vista Cruise, like as seen in That 70's Show

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𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙠 @winterk.bsky.social · 15h

cars should come in woodgrain again

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PaddleBoat @paddleboat.us · 1d

What's the point of a fucking halo game if there is no split screen? I feel like that should be prioritized above fancy graphics jfc

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🧍‍♂️🚪Hannah🪝🚗🚪 @spectrumstungun.bsky.social · Aug 11

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🧍‍♂️🚪Hannah🪝🚗🚪 @spectrumstungun.bsky.social · Aug 11

VENUS
a mini comic about girls night uniting us all
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Sage Coffey🌿☕ @sagecoffey.bsky.social · 2d

Comfy Babe of Willendorf

A drawing of the venus of willendorf with a taro boba wearing uggs.

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psicochurroz @psicochurroz.bsky.social · 2d

Chainsaw Man is Never Gonna Score

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farfin @farfin.bsky.social · 2d

more pokemon games should have less than 250 mons that felt good

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PaddleBoat @paddleboat.us · 3d

I think the way that Family Guy treated Meg was unbelievably detrimental to society. Like sure, it was super heavy handed and obvious how awful it was, but that was still there, every fucking episode

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HAL @hal-monitor.bsky.social · 3d

🍂THE WIND BENEATH THE ASPENS🍂 - PROLOGUE (1/10)

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PaddleBoat @paddleboat.us · 3d

Bros, let's all do this estrogen stuff to give ourselves huge pecks

Brady! 🏳️‍⚧️ @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 3d

when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence”

when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:

NYT Magazine headline “‘I'm on Fire': Testosterone Is Giving Women Back Their Sex Drive - and Then Some
There is no F.D.A.-approved testosterone product for women. Insurance won't cover it. Many doctors won't prescribe it. It's become a cultural phenomenon.”

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PaddleBoat @paddleboat.us · 3d

Whole candy bars

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George @hannahtempler.com · 3d

millennial knee's acting up, might be time for yet another once-in-a-lifetime economic crash in our lifetime

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muncie @muncie.bsky.social · 3d

around us is a coterie of ineffectual, mediocre gods

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PaddleBoat @paddleboat.us · 3d

Omg I want to go to the Muncie school of how to draw cuties

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The bones of Natasha 🏴🌻 @alterici.bsky.social · 3d

Talking to straight girls about their boyfriends/husbands.

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PaddleBoat @paddleboat.us · 3d

So evil that the more comfortable you feel, the more annoying you become. The only solution is to isolate ourselves and be incredibly uncomfortable at all times and learn to enjoy that