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That’s Paul Bunyan’s Axe winner, Max Brosmer to you.
Show some respect.
Show some respect.
December 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
That’s Paul Bunyan’s Axe winner, Max Brosmer to you.
Show some respect.
Show some respect.
I’m not giggling.
I’m just chuckling.
I’m just chuckling.
November 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I’m not giggling.
I’m just chuckling.
I’m just chuckling.
I’ve tangentially been around Bears football long enough to know that shirtless locker room Ben Johnson will end both tragically and hilariously.
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I’ve tangentially been around Bears football long enough to know that shirtless locker room Ben Johnson will end both tragically and hilariously.
The Bears, huh?
a man in a suit and tie is saying let 's do it .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying let 's do it .
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The Bears, huh?
My hair smelled like gravy this morning.
Is that good?
Is that good?
November 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
My hair smelled like gravy this morning.
Is that good?
Is that good?
Cool.
Jameson Williams dominates with ARSB sidelined
Jameson Williams dominates with ARSB sidelined
Jameson Williams caught 7-of-10 targets for 144 yards and one touchdown in the Lions’ Week 13 loss to the Packers.
dlvr.it
November 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Cool.
me, and the pumpkin pie sitting in front of me
November 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
me, and the pumpkin pie sitting in front of me
They called THAT?!
November 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
They called THAT?!
“Why aren’t Packers getting pressure?”
*replay shows Parsons getting bear hugged and jersey getting grabbed across his back*
“No clue.”
*replay shows Parsons getting bear hugged and jersey getting grabbed across his back*
“No clue.”
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
“Why aren’t Packers getting pressure?”
*replay shows Parsons getting bear hugged and jersey getting grabbed across his back*
“No clue.”
*replay shows Parsons getting bear hugged and jersey getting grabbed across his back*
“No clue.”
As a geriatric millennial, this rules.
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
As a geriatric millennial, this rules.
The worst part is that so many people witnessed that.
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The worst part is that so many people witnessed that.
Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?
Intentional grounding.
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Intentional grounding.
Hutchinson’s eye black is stupid.
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Hutchinson’s eye black is stupid.
PSA: Don’t start with an Old Fashioned at noon. This is marathon, not a sprint.
Start at 10:30.
Start at 10:30.
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
PSA: Don’t start with an Old Fashioned at noon. This is marathon, not a sprint.
Start at 10:30.
Start at 10:30.
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You know who else wanted to be jailin' Simpson?
Marcia Clark.
Marcia Clark.
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
You know who else wanted to be jailin' Simpson?
Marcia Clark.
Marcia Clark.
You know who else was a willing shepard?
Jesus.
Jesus.
The Packers announced they have signed WR Will Sheppard from the practice squad to the active roster, elevated LB Jamon Johnson and DB Jaylin Simpson from the practice squad to the active roster for gameday. They have also released Lucas Havrisik.
November 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
You know who else was a willing shepard?
Jesus.
Jesus.
Will might like football, but he certainly doesn’t understand it.
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Will might like football, but he certainly doesn’t understand it.
Love put that 3rd down throw to Wicks in a bucket surrounded by five Vikings defenders. Sheesh.
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Love put that 3rd down throw to Wicks in a bucket surrounded by five Vikings defenders. Sheesh.
All pie is good.
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
All pie is good.
Ham is for losers who don’t know how to cook a turkey.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Ham is for losers who don’t know how to cook a turkey.