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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 6d

I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.”

It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”

Craig Harrington @craigipedia.bsky.social · 6d

America... boy, I dunno.

oystersforall.bsky.social @oystersforall.bsky.social · 5d

@karaswisher.bsky.social The term Amazon use internally to describe their warehouse automation goal is 'Going Dark'. Basically, that they can turn the lights off to save money and the robots work in darkness. Creepy, right?

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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 17d

Leave your Palestinian flags at home on Saturday. Leave ALL your personal policy demands at home. Saturday is about one thing only: Defending democracy & the rule of law. No fucking kings in America. That’s it. That’s our ONLY message. My #NoKings rant.👇 open.substack.com/pub/socialco...

Leave Your Palestinian Flags at Home on Saturday

And anything else that isn't directly related to saving American democracy

open.substack.com

oystersforall.bsky.social @oystersforall.bsky.social · 18d

Melania used to be much happier then.

oystersforall.bsky.social @oystersforall.bsky.social · 20d

Had a weird dream where I worked on a follow-up to the 2011 Rutger Hauer classic 'Hobo with a Shotgun'.

oystersforall.bsky.social @oystersforall.bsky.social · 24d

Plenty of great reasons not to mutilate your children's genitals but not this one

oystersforall.bsky.social @oystersforall.bsky.social · 27d

This dot!

oystersforall.bsky.social @oystersforall.bsky.social · Oct 3

The intersection of boomers and inkjet printers will be the death of me.

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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · Sep 27

New 2A bro logo just dropped

oystersforall.bsky.social @oystersforall.bsky.social · Sep 26

How did you end up with that conclusion? (I hate Stephen Miller btw)

oystersforall.bsky.social @oystersforall.bsky.social · Sep 26

I wonder if the SEC will investigate? Seems like the case established it was an open secret at Amazon that unwitting folks were being swept into Prime. So when SVPs signed off on the official accounts, they knew they were not an accurate reflection of the real business metrics. Isn't that illegal?

oystersforall.bsky.social @oystersforall.bsky.social · Sep 26

I wonder if the SEC will investigate? Seems like the case established it was an open secret at Amazon that unwitting folks were being swept into Prime. So when SVPs signed off on the official accounts, they knew they were not an accurate reflection of the real business metrics. Isn't that illegal?

oystersforall.bsky.social @oystersforall.bsky.social · Sep 26

I wonder if the SEC will investigate? Seems like the case established it was an open secret at Amazon that unwitting folks were being swept into Prime. So when SVPs signed off on the official accounts, they knew they were not an accurate reflection of the real business metrics. Isn't that illegal?

oystersforall.bsky.social @oystersforall.bsky.social · Sep 26

I wonder if the SEC will investigate? Seems like the case established it was an open secret at Amazon that unwitting folks were being swept into Prime. So when SVPs signed off on the official accounts, they knew they were not an accurate reflection of the real business metrics. Isn't that illegal?

oystersforall.bsky.social @oystersforall.bsky.social · Sep 26

I wonder if the SEC will investigate? Seems like the case established it was an open secret at Amazon that unwitting folks were being swept into Prime. So when SVPs signed off on the official accounts, they knew they were not an accurate reflection of the real business metrics. Isn't that illegal?

oystersforall.bsky.social @oystersforall.bsky.social · Sep 26

I wonder if the SEC will investigate? Seems like the case established it was an open secret at Amazon that unwitting folks were being swept into Prime. So when SVPs signed off on the official accounts, they knew they were not an accurate reflection of the real business metrics. Isn't that illegal?

oystersforall.bsky.social @oystersforall.bsky.social · Sep 26

I wonder if the SEC will investigate? Seems like the case established it was an open secret at Amazon that unwitting folks were being swept into Prime. So when SVPs signed off on the official accounts, they knew they were not an accurate reflection of the real business metrics. Isn't that illegal?

oystersforall.bsky.social @oystersforall.bsky.social · Sep 26

I wonder if the SEC will investigate? Seems like the case established it was an open secret at Amazon that unwitting folks were being swept into Prime. So when SVPs signed off on the official accounts, they knew they were not an accurate reflection of the real business metrics. Isn't that illegal?

oystersforall.bsky.social @oystersforall.bsky.social · Sep 26

I wonder if the SEC will investigate? Seems like the case established it was an open secret at Amazon that unwitting folks were being swept into Prime. So when SVPs signed off on the official accounts, they knew they were not an accurate reflection of the real business metrics. Isn't that illegal?

oystersforall.bsky.social @oystersforall.bsky.social · Sep 26

I wonder if the SEC will investigate? Seems like the case established it was an open secret at Amazon that unwitting folks were being swept into Prime. So when SVPs signed off on the official accounts, they knew they were not an accurate reflection of the real business metrics. Isn't that illegal?

oystersforall.bsky.social @oystersforall.bsky.social · Sep 26

I wonder if the SEC will investigate? Seems like the case established it was an open secret at Amazon that unwitting folks were being swept into Prime. So when SVPs signed off on the official accounts, they knew they were not an accurate reflection of the real business metrics. Isn't that illegal?

oystersforall.bsky.social @oystersforall.bsky.social · Sep 26

I wonder if the SEC will investigate? Seems like the case established it was an open secret at Amazon that unwitting folks were being swept into Prime. So when SVPs signed off on the official accounts, they knew they were not an accurate reflection of the real business metrics. Isn't that illegal?

oystersforall.bsky.social @oystersforall.bsky.social · Sep 26

I wonder if the SEC will investigate? Seems like the case established it was an open secret at Amazon that unwitting folks were being swept into Prime. So when SVPs signed off on the official accounts, they knew they were not an accurate reflection of the real business metrics. Isn't that illegal?

oystersforall.bsky.social @oystersforall.bsky.social · Sep 26

I wonder if the SEC will investigate? Seems like the case established it was an open secret at Amazon that unwitting folks were being swept into Prime. So when SVPs signed off on the official accounts, they knew they were not an accurate reflection of the real business metrics. Isn't that illegal?

oystersforall.bsky.social @oystersforall.bsky.social · Sep 26

I wonder if the SEC will investigate? Seems like the case established it was an open secret at Amazon that unwitting folks were being swept into Prime. So when SVPs signed off on the official accounts, they knew they were not an accurate reflection of the real business metrics. Isn't that illegal?