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bebe glazer

bebe glazer

@owlhix.bsky.social

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Can’t go left, can’t do anything right. 🏀 “Woman in sports” at @flagrantmag

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bebe glazer @owlhix.bsky.social · Aug 12

Those who cannot remember the past are actually pretty stoked to repeat it

bebe glazer @owlhix.bsky.social · Aug 12

Idk what they’ve been teaching or how they’ve been grading tests in medical school for the last 50+ years but I think they need a curriculum change, my doctors don’t know shit about fuck

bebe glazer @owlhix.bsky.social · Aug 12

LFG

bebe glazer @owlhix.bsky.social · Aug 11

Strawberries at the store today taste like if someone were trying to smell them from memory

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Girl Shams Charania @thegirlshams.bsky.social · Aug 9

Sources: Kate Martin and long-time girlfriend, Claire Gransee, have ended their relationship. Kate Martin is now single.

bebe glazer @owlhix.bsky.social · Aug 9

Why are Tim Robinson’s DMs turned off I have something really important to tell him

bebe glazer @owlhix.bsky.social · Aug 4

I know a papa murphy’s chicago stuffed pizza when I see one

bebe glazer @owlhix.bsky.social · Aug 2

😭

bebe glazer @owlhix.bsky.social · Aug 2

Idk I just made it up

bebe glazer @owlhix.bsky.social · Aug 2

That’s actually called a gigasquat

bebe glazer @owlhix.bsky.social · Aug 2

I believe in ghosts but I do not believe in ghost hunters

bebe glazer @owlhix.bsky.social · Aug 2

Hahahaha

bebe glazer @owlhix.bsky.social · Aug 2

Omg the first guy who asked to see my underwear is having a baby with his wife 🥹

bebe glazer @owlhix.bsky.social · Aug 2

Planning the pranks I’m gonna play on my friends at my funeral is hard bc I’m really only motivated by a strict deadline and ???

bebe glazer @owlhix.bsky.social · Aug 1

Everything is happening very fasct

bebe glazer @owlhix.bsky.social · Aug 1

I was going to suggest you wear a shirt that says “NOT SETH ROGEN” but that’s something he would wear

bebe glazer @owlhix.bsky.social · Aug 1

There should be a database of adopted rescue dogs that says which agency they came from and what their name was at the rescue so you can find dogs you applied for but didn’t end up adopting! I need to check up on some of my almost babies! What if they are close by and I can go say hi 🥺

bebe glazer @owlhix.bsky.social · Jul 27

How am I supposed to wear those on my head

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الكسندرا ميراي @lexialex.bsky.social · Jul 26

Pro-Palestine activists formed a human map of Palestine at Spain's San Fermin
Festival, yesterday. Chants of "Palestine is not alone" bellowed through the streets.

bebe glazer @owlhix.bsky.social · Jul 26

I turned on dog tv for my pets but all three of us are locked in

bebe glazer @owlhix.bsky.social · Jul 25

I hate this stupid motherfucker

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Jul 25

Trump tells Europe to “stop the windmills”

bebe glazer @owlhix.bsky.social · Jul 24

This reads like the last desperate bullet point on a resume

bebe glazer @owlhix.bsky.social · Jul 24

Rudy’s is the closest to real pizza imo

bebe glazer @owlhix.bsky.social · Jul 24

It’s gotta be Roz

bebe glazer @owlhix.bsky.social · Jul 23

Yes