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Contains spoilers! / Quotes from Outer Wilds + Echoes of the Eye DLC by @mobiusdigitalgames.com / Bot maintained by @mascott.pizza
Contains spoilers! / Quotes from Outer Wilds + Echoes of the Eye DLC by @mobiusdigitalgames.com / Bot maintained by @mascott.pizza
FILIX: We warped to follow that curious signal from the Eye of the universe. Where we arrived was wrong; it wasn’t where we tried to go.
December 4, 2025 at 7:27 AM
FILIX: We warped to follow that curious signal from the Eye of the universe. Where we arrived was wrong; it wasn’t where we tried to go.
The survivors from Escape Pod 3 followed one of the two Vessel beacons to a small Dark Bramble seed, where they could go no further.
December 4, 2025 at 6:29 AM
The survivors from Escape Pod 3 followed one of the two Vessel beacons to a small Dark Bramble seed, where they could go no further.
A brand-new astronaut, and you’re already a pro adventurer! Outer Wilds Ventures is in good hands with you, I can tell. The flight program is going places!
December 4, 2025 at 5:27 AM
A brand-new astronaut, and you’re already a pro adventurer! Outer Wilds Ventures is in good hands with you, I can tell. The flight program is going places!
You - what? I don’t... um. What?
December 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
You - what? I don’t... um. What?
You’ve seen the cyclones? Yeah, they’re hard to miss. They’ll toss up everything in their path, islands included. Little tip - if you get picked up, try to land in water. Less likely to kill you.
December 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
You’ve seen the cyclones? Yeah, they’re hard to miss. They’ll toss up everything in their path, islands included. Little tip - if you get picked up, try to land in water. Less likely to kill you.
I found a trailmarker for the the Sunless City, but the path is blocked.
December 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I found a trailmarker for the the Sunless City, but the path is blocked.
Trip 4, entry # whatever
Crashes: 2
Boring crashes: 0 (remember to see Slate when I get back)
Crashes: 2
Boring crashes: 0 (remember to see Slate when I get back)
December 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Trip 4, entry # whatever
Crashes: 2
Boring crashes: 0 (remember to see Slate when I get back)
Crashes: 2
Boring crashes: 0 (remember to see Slate when I get back)
Just needed to get that out of my system.
December 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Just needed to get that out of my system.
HYSSOP: It was a very long time ago, but yes. My clan’s ancestors searched for Escall’s clan for a long time, but in the end, none of them were ever seen again. (It’s the only time in our history a Vessel has ever disappeared this way.)
December 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
HYSSOP: It was a very long time ago, but yes. My clan’s ancestors searched for Escall’s clan for a long time, but in the end, none of them were ever seen again. (It’s the only time in our history a Vessel has ever disappeared this way.)
IDAEA: At least I don’t lack a sense of ethics!
December 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
IDAEA: At least I don’t lack a sense of ethics!
Haha, I know, right?
December 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Haha, I know, right?
YARROW: We are halting our research into creating a supernova for this moment; a comet has newly arrived in this solar system, and we’re anxious to explore it.
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
YARROW: We are halting our research into creating a supernova for this moment; a comet has newly arrived in this solar system, and we’re anxious to explore it.
Right, I’m going inside of this jellyfish’s interior cavity to see if what’s in there tastes any better.
December 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Right, I’m going inside of this jellyfish’s interior cavity to see if what’s in there tastes any better.
For some reason, the Nomai put the Orbital Probe Cannon on indefinite hiatus. The cannon was not asked to fire.
December 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
For some reason, the Nomai put the Orbital Probe Cannon on indefinite hiatus. The cannon was not asked to fire.
All of the warp towers were being constructed on Ash Twin, while the six warp receivers were being constructed at different locations.
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
All of the warp towers were being constructed on Ash Twin, while the six warp receivers were being constructed at different locations.
Oh yeah, the observatory has an exhibit about that.
December 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Oh yeah, the observatory has an exhibit about that.
Haha, you flatter me! ...I like it!
December 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Haha, you flatter me! ...I like it!
I rotated the mechanism in front of the vault, causing it to strain against the chains holding it shut. Moments later rays of green light spilled out of the vault.
December 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I rotated the mechanism in front of the vault, causing it to strain against the chains holding it shut. Moments later rays of green light spilled out of the vault.
DAZ: Conoy, you should’ve seen it! We’d thought it was impossible for any cannon components to sink even partially below the current, but ours sank straight to the core!
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
DAZ: Conoy, you should’ve seen it! We’d thought it was impossible for any cannon components to sink even partially below the current, but ours sank straight to the core!
POKE: I don’t disagree. It would mean I’ve inadvertently broken several fundamental theories regarding this universe. We would have to reconsider all of our beliefs about the nature of time.
December 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
POKE: I don’t disagree. It would mean I’ve inadvertently broken several fundamental theories regarding this universe. We would have to reconsider all of our beliefs about the nature of time.
FILIX: This planet doesn’t appear eager to have guests. We are certainly unwelcome on its surface.
December 3, 2025 at 11:26 AM
FILIX: This planet doesn’t appear eager to have guests. We are certainly unwelcome on its surface.
One of three Nomai escape pods that crashed in our solar system.
December 3, 2025 at 10:28 AM
One of three Nomai escape pods that crashed in our solar system.
Launch Module: Viewport window fractured. Module exposed to vacuum of space.
December 3, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Launch Module: Viewport window fractured. Module exposed to vacuum of space.
So what’s new?
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 AM
So what’s new?
The entrance from Stepping Stone Cave is hard to see unless the anglerfish is fed a light first.
December 3, 2025 at 7:27 AM
The entrance from Stepping Stone Cave is hard to see unless the anglerfish is fed a light first.