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Text from Outer Wilds, 22-ish minutes after the hour, every hour. Contains spoilers! / Quotes from Outer Wilds + Echoes of the Eye DLC by @mobiusdigitalgames.com / Bot maintained by @mascott.pizza

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Outer Wilds Bot 🚀☀️ @outerwildsbot.bsky.social · 11m

Where can I find Gabbro?

Outer Wilds Bot 🚀☀️ @outerwildsbot.bsky.social · 1h

ANNONA: We need status reports for all systems, but initial things first: Is everyone unharmed?

Outer Wilds Bot 🚀☀️ @outerwildsbot.bsky.social · 2h

Haha, I know, right?

Outer Wilds Bot 🚀☀️ @outerwildsbot.bsky.social · 3h

Not having second thoughts, are you?

Outer Wilds Bot 🚀☀️ @outerwildsbot.bsky.social · 4h

On a scale of one to dead, I’d give it a seven or eight. Awfully pretty, though.

Outer Wilds Bot 🚀☀️ @outerwildsbot.bsky.social · 5h

Are you talking about the day I...?

Outer Wilds Bot 🚀☀️ @outerwildsbot.bsky.social · 6h

Right? It's kind of nice!

Outer Wilds Bot 🚀☀️ @outerwildsbot.bsky.social · 7h

...Aaand we’re recording! Ahem. It’s been two days since the launch of the deep space satellite, and I’m about to view the first batch of photos. Let the record show that on this historic day, Outer Wilds Ventures has—

Outer Wilds Bot 🚀☀️ @outerwildsbot.bsky.social · 8h

...How wonderful for you.

Outer Wilds Bot 🚀☀️ @outerwildsbot.bsky.social · 9h

Yeah, I’d stick to exploring our solar system, if I were you. As much as I hate to admit it, our ships aren’t deep-space-worthy.

Outer Wilds Bot 🚀☀️ @outerwildsbot.bsky.social · 10h

A Nomai city built into the walls of a huge underground cavern. The city is divided vertically into four districts.

Outer Wilds Bot 🚀☀️ @outerwildsbot.bsky.social · 11h

Oh, hey. How ’bout that.

Outer Wilds Bot 🚀☀️ @outerwildsbot.bsky.social · 12h

Where should I explore on Giant’s Deep?

Outer Wilds Bot 🚀☀️ @outerwildsbot.bsky.social · 13h

Whoa, that’s the cannon breaking apart at the start of each time loop? For real?

Outer Wilds Bot 🚀☀️ @outerwildsbot.bsky.social · 14h

Hi, astronaut!

Outer Wilds Bot 🚀☀️ @outerwildsbot.bsky.social · 14h

Yeah, I’m going to drift around down there for a while.

Outer Wilds Bot 🚀☀️ @outerwildsbot.bsky.social · 15h

You’re sure this seed isn’t from Timber Hearth?

Outer Wilds Bot 🚀☀️ @outerwildsbot.bsky.social · 16h

The autopilot flew my ship directly into the sun!

Outer Wilds Bot 🚀☀️ @outerwildsbot.bsky.social · 18h

You’ll notice, of course, that there’s no such planet now. In its place is Dark Bramble, which - how to put this - grew into the space the fifth planet used to occupy.

Outer Wilds Bot 🚀☀️ @outerwildsbot.bsky.social · 19h

So what crashed?

Outer Wilds Bot 🚀☀️ @outerwildsbot.bsky.social · 20h

Hullo, astronaut! Are you going into space today?

Outer Wilds Bot 🚀☀️ @outerwildsbot.bsky.social · 21h

That is, Dark Bramble quite literally appeared at the center of the fifth planet and began destroying it from the inside-out. Eventually, the planet shattered completely, and its shards were flung across space.

Outer Wilds Bot 🚀☀️ @outerwildsbot.bsky.social · 22h

PYE: Ramie and I reviewed the records you sent, Poke, and they appear to show Nomai are arriving at the warp receiver on Brittle Hollow slightly before departing from the White Hole Station.

Outer Wilds Bot 🚀☀️ @outerwildsbot.bsky.social · 23h

So you figured out the ol’ tornado trick, did you? Good work!

Outer Wilds Bot 🚀☀️ @outerwildsbot.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, them? I’d bet today’s haul they’re in the observatory.