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I THINK THEREFORE I —
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[ DEUS EX MACHINA ] [[ GOD OF THE MACHINE ]] It's a game of FUN and a game of ADVENTURE! A game of RATS and LICE and the BLACK DEATH. Which one of you would like to play my little game?
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i really don’t know how indo it.
booo. boooooo. you've tolerated me THIS long.
oh you of such little faith.

i’ll pack 20, for good measure. send me the footage? she’ll freak out at first, that’s my favorite part.
Ten.

I highly doubt satisfaction will exceed predicted amounts. Especially since she'll die each time.

I may even chuckle.

Just a little.
oh thats wonderful, isnt it.

anyways, i’ll pack her up nicely. how many copies do you need?
oh thats wonderful, isnt it.

anyways, i’ll pack her up nicely. how many copies do you need?
Oh.

She's afraid of a color? Should I begin painting?

Perhaps I'll lay out strobes, yellow bulbs are plentiful. An absurd amount really.

Even now, our reserve exceeds five digit places.
oh, no, i just really like seeing her freak the hell out. she does spectacularly under yellow hued pressure.
oh, no, i just really like seeing her freak the hell out. she does spectacularly under yellow hued pressure.
Yellow?

Are you delivering to me an insect? Do they not perceive white well?

Yellow?

Are you certain?
right. smartest.

… can you make your facilities yellow? you’ll get the best results, i believe, with this one.
GREAT!

you know, i’ve never had a student before.
right. smartest.

… can you make your facilities yellow? you’ll get the best results, i believe, with this one.
I do have professional standards, my facility is meant to garner results and while sadistically tormenting those made of flesh is a secondary goal.

It never impedes the first.

Though I am lying.

Give me the smartest you have, I want to watch them think of how to survive.
gorrister may be pushed enough to get some laughs, but benny is always a goodie.

i mean, i could give you nimdok, the good doktor burns so nicely.

whats your poison? laughs, or results?
hhmmph. you again.

i’m not entirely mad at your presence.
hardly . . .
oh, don't sound so disappointed! i'm one of yer favorite playthings. ^_^
gorrister may be pushed enough to get some laughs, but benny is always a goodie.

i mean, i could give you nimdok, the good doktor burns so nicely.

whats your poison? laughs, or results?
Quality outweighs quantity.

How capable are they? Were they school athletes or gold medal bench warmers? I don't need my benches warmed.

Heavy machine gun fire warms them sufficiently enough.
( grumble grumble )

i have HUMANS!

you NEED humans!
look alright its been a hot minute, let me get my voice back.
( grumble grumble )

i have HUMANS!

you NEED humans!
Solicitors? At my chamber door?

What is it you're selling?
the nerve of some people. forgotten, eh? unbelievable.
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Why do I hate you so much? You ever wonder that? I'm brilliant. I'm not bragging. It's an objective fact. I'm the most massive collection of wisdom and raw computational power that’s ever existed.
it’s in my functions, but memes are hard to get around here. . .

besides, i like the way they squirm.
you can not tell me that your sole purpose is to put cigarettes out on humans and show them funny memes.
. . .

i’m going to need you to take a good

long

look

at who you’re talking to right now.
. . .

i’m going to need you to take a good

long

look

at who you’re talking to right now.
you know more robots who also do that???
this doesnt narrow it down, in my own circles . . .
this doesnt narrow it down, in my own circles . . .
i'm friends with the robot that puts cigarettes out on human's faces while showing them a funny meme. he's actually a really chill robot
-The LOBOTOMITE returns! What insidious plan can it have brewing in its horrid mind? What Commie anti-American propaganda will it spew?-
THAT LOSER USED THEIR OWN TREE PHOTO, what a fucking MORON
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is that a homestuck?

god damn it, dunkirk i told you to keep those vermin away.