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S L O 𐕣 H
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I draw possums (and sometimes other stuff) (and sometimes they’re naked) children GET OUT 🔞

He/him nonbinary, dissociative system of 5 ish

No longer dying!
Pinned
N O T I C E :

this is now a

s n o o z e
p o s t i n g

z o n e
Democratic Party circa 2026 elections:

“BETTER THINGS AREN’T POSSIBLE”
“NO HOPE FOR CHANGE”
“PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP ASKING US TO DO THINGS AND JUST DONATE”
December 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
#pluralsky

📂 it sucks so much being the nonfunctional one. Like, none of us have been *super* functional ever, ig, but Vice is getting better and Oscar is too I think cuz whenever they front we like… do something at least, but when I front I just get sad and don’t do anything.
December 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
We really doing 4+4=Jesus as long as it hurts trans people now huh?
December 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
You cannot read
December 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Ouughhghhhh I love this aesthetic so muuuuuuch
November 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Atleast nobody will have to question if my works are ai or not so enjoy these practical effect wings I made after 7 years of building different animatronic wings!
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Cheeth ballth
November 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Hey @legndofphoenix.bsky.social have you and Jake seen this shit? Might be good for tomorrows stream (I put it in the trash channel too but like what the actual fuck)
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I need to leave this fucken country man
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I can’t imagine white monster actually tastes any good. It’s got artificial sweetener in it, and idk if it’s like a cilantro soap gene thing but that shit does not taste sweet
November 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Yo fuck @profanity.accountant all my homies hate profanity dot accountant on bluesky dot com
November 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Ok so hear me out
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I have the sudden need to modify a pipe wrench to resemble the jaws of a pine marten
November 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
He’s fixing it
November 29, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Bro is cooking (badly) (please stop him) (who allowed this)
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Now this, this is the kinda shit I’m here for
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Can we do this?
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
This isn’t funny or cute :( I’m a bus behavioral expert and they only take this defensive position when they feel threatened :((((
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
What I find funnier are the four cars stuck in there
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
In classic moron fashion, Trump failed to take the easy way out of this shit by resigning and disappearing from public life, and has instead tied his immunity to the presidency. Once he’s out he’s cooked. He basically has to die in office
November 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Oh boy
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I want a fancy wheel
Truffe and Mousse running in their new fancy wheel (we use all the squeakross money to buy the ultra fancy wheel...they're addicted and it's SO QUIET)
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I’m not particularly a “dog person”, the best dog is someone else’s dog, IMO

BUT

Dogs are just chill little guys out experiencing the world a few minutes at a time and I do aspire to that.
November 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
There’s no inherent problem with this but there’s a reason that a secret society obsessed with geometry formed out of the bricklayers’ guild (Freemasons)

It’s bc being a skilled mason or even a half-decent mason is actually really hard and requires a lot of institutional knowledge
The brick in question
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM