@orlbear68.bsky.social
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NSFW Orlando. Gay. Chub. Bear. Football nut and a total nerd.
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Dude, can ya keep the balls off the ground, please? For the jewels' sake. 😜
Finally, I get to sport this hat with pride! Who Dey! What a game!
I call this "fat hairy man against a wall." Truly ingenious! :P
Halftime. There is nothing else to do for 15 minutes, so I present... MNF halftime wood, brought to you by Home Depot. Where all the closeted married men go to get their "wood" on.
This is my life on football Sundays. Seriously, I barely move, and refused to get dressed. 😈
The apt is freezing! It's still humid in FL, but cooler, so I have to keep the AC going to protect against mold/mildew. My feet couldn't take it! Haha
May delete later. I hate taking selfies. Lol, I feel like they always are lame. Ugh.
Halloween has arrived to the apt! Not gonna lie, I had to take this stuff down early last year because of a divorce/selling the house, and it was a tad emotional getting it back out. But, I am so happy to have it displayed, and I can't stop smiling while looking at it all. :)
More fun stuff finally going back up! It's been in the closet for a year because I had nowhere to put it. Nothing says home like an Istari Balrog fight!
Haha! It normally isn't there. It's on the coffee table as a tissue box holder. Just wanted to geek it up a bit more. ;)
New apt and finally had the room to bust out a lot of my nerd stuff. The tetris lights were the first to get going.
Tummy T Day pic. Clothes aren't optional today. I have to prepare for the rapture. I can't go to Heaven shirtless. Souls are totally against nudity. If I go to hell, I'm really hoping the Darth Vader shirt scores me points with Satan. Also, maybe Jesus really likes Under Armour hats? Fingers crossed
Hmmmm. I'm not sure about this one.
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TFIF! Happy Home Nudist Day!
Be naked and enjoy being naked.
#nudist #nudistlife #lgbtq+nudist
My sweat glands might as well be open faucets. Two hours outside, and it looked like I just got out of the shower. An actual shower was necessary. 😀
I think I have a Super Mario pillow problem. These fuckers are $40 a pop! That is $320 worth of pillows, sitting on top of my cabinets! Ugh *facepalm* 😆
I apologize for this boner pic. Just wrong, so wrong. Nobody should be subjected to this view. 🤪
The day of the fat hairy man aka Tummy T Day.
Ok... ummm.. apparently orange underwear isn't just a me thing. Upon request, here ya go! :P
This Vikings-Falcons game sucks *finger point!* And, not in the good way! Ugh!