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originalcynicus.bsky.social
Most internet sites dont allow showing a kid under 18 humping the furniture.
originalcynicus.bsky.social
Lying is not a sin when Jesus forgives you anyway.
originalcynicus.bsky.social
When money is speech, casinos are think tanks.
originalcynicus.bsky.social
I want an emetic, I'll take ipecac.
originalcynicus.bsky.social
That would be great, but court personnel fear the cops too.
originalcynicus.bsky.social
Corporations don't need to be regulated. They act nice to maintain their good reputations in that Free Market.
originalcynicus.bsky.social
Lesson of Uvalde : police prefer soft targets. Going after the worst of the worst is dangerous.
originalcynicus.bsky.social
"If I owned Texas and Hell, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell " /Union general Phil Sheridan
originalcynicus.bsky.social
Appoint commissars, get Party output.
originalcynicus.bsky.social
His serious novels are turgid 19th century doorstops, while his trash has been translated into 50+ languages and shows every sign of being remembered forever.
originalcynicus.bsky.social
Arthur Conan Doyle thought Sherlock Holmes was a curse on him, that "trash he wrote for money" distracted the public from his "serious" historical novels like "The White Company".
originalcynicus.bsky.social
Bet you 5 quatloos that RFKjr doesn't worry about girls with autism, because he thinks it doesn't hamper homemaking all that much.
originalcynicus.bsky.social
Eh, Donnie's planning to give Alaska back to Putin anyway.
originalcynicus.bsky.social
It's an invasion by American soldiers, so it was greeted with candy and flowers and gratitude.
originalcynicus.bsky.social
Be real. The UPS folks are going through those packages, and taking home the nice stuff. "Destroyed".
originalcynicus.bsky.social
Lyme Disease came from the labs of ancient Atlantis, 60,000 years ago. Joe Biden's fault.
originalcynicus.bsky.social
We should be grateful for AIPAC. At least Russia has a competitor in purchasing Congress.
originalcynicus.bsky.social
Just knowing police and military are not the same thing shows a dangerous wokeness.
originalcynicus.bsky.social
Reflexive American religious salad bar "Nuh-uh, not me!". Protestant.
originalcynicus.bsky.social
There is a word for Catholics that dispute the positions of the Pope.

Protestants.
originalcynicus.bsky.social
You know what you call a Catholic who disputes the Pope's authority?

Protestant.
originalcynicus.bsky.social
Hey, it's not just fascism, it's royalism.
originalcynicus.bsky.social
Are you suggesting Justice Boof Mc Drunkie lies? To Uganda with you!