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TRAE @oregatrae.bsky.social · 24d

This will all be over soon.

Not the fascism. You guys are fucked. But I can't afford health insurance anymore so once my antidepressants run out events will take their own due course. 🙌

TRAE @oregatrae.bsky.social · 26d

I can't help but notice that federally-sponsored radical white nationalist terrorists are still active while the government is shut down.

TRAE @oregatrae.bsky.social · 26d

People are more worried about Artificial Intelligence than they've even been about Genuine Stupidity.

TRAE @oregatrae.bsky.social · Sep 16

"Andrew Johnson was the first of many southern white people who only aligned with the Confederacy after it was dead."

I just wrote that line and I was so proud of it, I wanted to share.

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TRAE @oregatrae.bsky.social · Sep 15

Who wants to go in on a tontine? Last one not murdered by fascist thugs or political police wins!

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TRAE @oregatrae.bsky.social · Sep 15

That's amazing! My wife bought this shirt at the Houston show in July because we always reference that bit, but this makes it even better.

Joe Pera is a treasure.

🥀your ghoulfriend gore-igan.⚰️ @hereliescorri.bsky.social · Sep 15

Jooooooe. 😍

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TRAE @oregatrae.bsky.social · Sep 15

You know they won't.

TRAE @oregatrae.bsky.social · Sep 15

I was just reading about southern reactions to Abraham Lincoln's assassination, and it turns out that authoritarian white supremacist traitors have always been hypocritical lying narcissists with a victim complex.

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TRAE @oregatrae.bsky.social · Sep 14

Regardless of your politics, please shut the fuck up with "X didn't deserve to die." You're either stating the obvious or denying the obvious. What you're never doing is making an intelligent point.

TRAE @oregatrae.bsky.social · Sep 13

Bothsidesism is not objectivity. It's intellectual laziness and moral cowardice.

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TRAE @oregatrae.bsky.social · Sep 13

The last person who was as sick of this bullshit is am I burned down Georgia about it.

TRAE @oregatrae.bsky.social · Sep 13

There are so many people who do nothing but spew ignorance, bigotry, and authoritarianism, then play the victim the second they receive any pushback. Those people are being particularly loud and proud this week and they make me fucking sick.

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TRAE @oregatrae.bsky.social · Sep 13

There are so many people who do nothing but spew ignorance, bigotry, and authoritarianism, then play the victim the second they receive any pushback. Those people are being particularly loud and proud this week and they make me fucking sick.

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TRAE @oregatrae.bsky.social · Sep 12

Currently trying to sweet talk the Mrs. into making me some vanilla ice cream in the Ninja Creami to spin these bitches into.

TRAE @oregatrae.bsky.social · Sep 12

The officer of the day has ordered a halt and commanded pets.

Astro Peach lays on Trae's desk, on top of his Civil War research.

TRAE @oregatrae.bsky.social · Sep 11

Today is the anniversary of what is perhaps the most significant historical event of the 21st century.

20 years ago, I attended my first pro wrestling card.

TRAE @oregatrae.bsky.social · Sep 11

I am not a cruel or unkind man. I smile at children, hold doors open, lift heavy things for seniors, and use my turn signals. I am courteous to people I know nothing about.

If you want me to be pleasant to you, literally all you have to do is not tell me you're a shitty person.

TRAE @oregatrae.bsky.social · Sep 11

Nothing is more precious or sacred than human life. Ergo, I will not pretend to mourn anyone who spent their life degrading and devaluing the lives of others.

TRAE @oregatrae.bsky.social · Sep 10

The worst people you know are about to be really sanctimonious.

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TRAE @oregatrae.bsky.social · Sep 10

Those who benefit from the state's monopoly on legitimate violence would very much like to maintain the state's monopoly on legitimate violence.

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TRAE @oregatrae.bsky.social · Sep 10

Whoever said "history is written by the winners" never read anything written by white people about the American Civil War from about 1865-1960, or about half of what's been written since.

TRAE @oregatrae.bsky.social · Sep 5

One of my favorite YouTube channels just covered the greatest terrible movie of all time:

No Holds Barred (1989) | Full Movie Breakdown & Hidden Details

💥 No Holds Barred (1989) Breakdown | Hulk Hogan vs. Zeus in WWE’s First Movie Before The Rock and John Cena took over Hollywood, Hulk Hogan headlined WWE’s first feature film — No Holds Barred. Released in 1989 and produced by Vince McMahon, this wild mix of wrestling action and cheesy 80s cinema

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TRAE @oregatrae.bsky.social · Sep 3

I am running for POTUS in 2028 on the platform of selling Florida to Cuba for rum and cigars.

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TRAE @oregatrae.bsky.social · Sep 1

I think I just figured out a way to backhandedly write that Robert E. Lee's decision to attack the center of the US line on the third day at Gettysburg was Earl Van Dorn-level stupid.

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TRAE @oregatrae.bsky.social · Aug 31

I think I'll spend the rest of my birthday revisiting an old friend for the first time in a long time.

TRAE @oregatrae.bsky.social · Aug 31

The Mrs. understood the assignment.

A pastel purple and pink birthday cake with balloons, reading "Happy Super Soft Birthday Trae"