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orderofbacon.bsky.social @orderofbacon.bsky.social · Jun 11

Ask him what’s it like having an ear worm controlling your actions. Does it speak with an accent? What happens when you disobey it? The American people want to know.

orderofbacon.bsky.social @orderofbacon.bsky.social · May 22

The U.S. military has never defeated an insurgency. It’d be worse here with how armed the populace is

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orderofbacon.bsky.social @orderofbacon.bsky.social · May 6

I’m so glad they’re focusing on things that aren’t happening. Real good use of time and resources.

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orderofbacon.bsky.social @orderofbacon.bsky.social · Apr 28

I enjoyed Outlaws. Could have used a few more planets to traverse, but was a decent game otherwise.

orderofbacon.bsky.social @orderofbacon.bsky.social · Apr 26

I grew up watching The Drew Carey show. You had some of the best lines!

orderofbacon.bsky.social @orderofbacon.bsky.social · Apr 23

How about a pic of the last of my mischief that passed away a few months ago

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orderofbacon.bsky.social @orderofbacon.bsky.social · Apr 23

It feels wrong these days to put the U.S. so far on the right side of this graph

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orderofbacon.bsky.social @orderofbacon.bsky.social · Apr 23

As an atheist, I found Pope Francis to be rather progressive for the Catholic Church. The next Pope will have some pretty big shoes to fill.

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orderofbacon.bsky.social @orderofbacon.bsky.social · Apr 23

Ain’t that the friggen truth 🤣

orderofbacon.bsky.social @orderofbacon.bsky.social · Apr 22

“I’ve always wanted to be a teamster; so lazy and surly.” As a teamster, I approve of this message. #simpsons #teamster #bluecollar

a cartoon of homer simpson standing next to a truck and two other men

ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson standing next to a truck and two other men

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orderofbacon.bsky.social @orderofbacon.bsky.social · Apr 22

I’m not gonna turn this account into a pet page, but it would be a catastrophe not to post what these two dorks were like this morning #cute #cats

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orderofbacon.bsky.social @orderofbacon.bsky.social · Apr 20

Tell that to the Gamorrean guards Luke did this too

orderofbacon.bsky.social @orderofbacon.bsky.social · Apr 19

Here to *misinform. Fixed it for you

orderofbacon.bsky.social @orderofbacon.bsky.social · Apr 19

You’re on the wrong platform honey. Probably made that wrong turn at Albuquerque

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orderofbacon.bsky.social @orderofbacon.bsky.social · Apr 18

Group photo for the next campaign, Seven Dooms for Sandpoint. Can’t wait to try out my Krusty impression. #ttrpg #krustytheclown #nerds #3dprinting

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orderofbacon.bsky.social @orderofbacon.bsky.social · Apr 16

My Pathfinder mini figure for the Krusty the Clown character I’ll be playing as. Working on my “HEY HEY!”
#simpsons #ttrpg #minifig #3Dprinting

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orderofbacon.bsky.social @orderofbacon.bsky.social · Apr 14

This country would be better off if he spent the entirety of the next four years golfing

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orderofbacon.bsky.social @orderofbacon.bsky.social · Apr 10

Gonna have an aneurysm if I see the words “Marshall Law” again.

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orderofbacon.bsky.social @orderofbacon.bsky.social · Apr 9

*Johnson but yea if that’s true then they both sucked

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orderofbacon.bsky.social @orderofbacon.bsky.social · Mar 25

Did you just solve the male loneliness epidemic?

orderofbacon.bsky.social @orderofbacon.bsky.social · Mar 7

George, I just read your book today. I found it very insightful. I cried, I even laughed a couple times. Thank you for continuing to be a leader for us during these dark times.

orderofbacon.bsky.social @orderofbacon.bsky.social · Feb 27

As I browse online for some new camping gear I’ve decided the word ‘tactical’ has lost all meaning.

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orderofbacon.bsky.social @orderofbacon.bsky.social · Feb 20

Can anyone explain why my microwave doesn’t heat my soup but the bowl burns with the fire of a thousand suns?

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orderofbacon.bsky.social @orderofbacon.bsky.social · Feb 7

Current project, Lucy Maclean from #Fallout. This one might take awhile to finish

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · Jan 31

This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942.

I know. I was there in those camps.

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