optimusfan
@optimusfan.bsky.social
Come for the robots. Stay for the politics.
I'm an admin at tfw2005. Views are my own.
I'm an admin at tfw2005. Views are my own.
I was told "you're a hero" for being a 20 year Costco member when I scanned in at the front door today.
And with that we're one step closer to fulfilling the Idiocracy prophecy.
And with that we're one step closer to fulfilling the Idiocracy prophecy.
November 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I was told "you're a hero" for being a 20 year Costco member when I scanned in at the front door today.
And with that we're one step closer to fulfilling the Idiocracy prophecy.
And with that we're one step closer to fulfilling the Idiocracy prophecy.
Who has two thumbs and just sent his entire wallet, Leatherman, and keys through the wash?
👎 this guy 👎
👎 this guy 👎
November 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Who has two thumbs and just sent his entire wallet, Leatherman, and keys through the wash?
👎 this guy 👎
👎 this guy 👎
Why is there no recent-ish movie that I want to watch on any of our streaming services? Why can't I rent a Blu-ray for like $3 for new releases? 👎
November 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Why is there no recent-ish movie that I want to watch on any of our streaming services? Why can't I rent a Blu-ray for like $3 for new releases? 👎
Reposted by optimusfan
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
This is why I've brushed my dog's teeth for the past like 18 years, in addition to taking good care of my own.
Oral hygiene has been linked to multiple health conditions, including dementia and diabetes. Now, research shows that people with both gum disease and more tooth cavities also have a notably higher risk of stroke.
www.sciencealert.com/21-year-stud...
www.sciencealert.com/21-year-stud...
21-Year Study Links Gum Disease And Cavities to Higher Stroke Risk
Oral hygiene has been linked to multiple health conditions, including dementia and diabetes.
www.sciencealert.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
This is why I've brushed my dog's teeth for the past like 18 years, in addition to taking good care of my own.
Pelosi Plans to Retire in 2027 After 39 Years in Congress
www.nytimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Finally had a chance to mess with this guy yesterday. Had never messed with a Roadbuster before and I'll say I'm pretty impressed!
November 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Finally had a chance to mess with this guy yesterday. Had never messed with a Roadbuster before and I'll say I'm pretty impressed!
Leg workout is kicking my butt this morning. Keeping the goal in focus though. 💪
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Leg workout is kicking my butt this morning. Keeping the goal in focus though. 💪
The racists are out in full force on Facebook re: Mamdani's win this morning. Cool, cool.
November 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The racists are out in full force on Facebook re: Mamdani's win this morning. Cool, cool.
Reposted by optimusfan
one thing that other candidates need to learn from mamdani is how to deliver the most cold blooded attacks on an opponent with a smile on your face
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
one thing that other candidates need to learn from mamdani is how to deliver the most cold blooded attacks on an opponent with a smile on your face
🎵One of these things is not like the others 🎵
😁
😁
November 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
🎵One of these things is not like the others 🎵
😁
😁
I give my sister crap like any good older brother, even today. One of my favorites is to claim her dog has mange, which is amusing to no one but me. And over the weekend I even immortalized the joke in an Amazon review, which is now live on the site. 👍
November 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I give my sister crap like any good older brother, even today. One of my favorites is to claim her dog has mange, which is amusing to no one but me. And over the weekend I even immortalized the joke in an Amazon review, which is now live on the site. 👍
Reposted by optimusfan
If you have an election in your city/state tomorrow please... Vote.
November 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
If you have an election in your city/state tomorrow please... Vote.
I'm doing my best @d20plusmodifier.bsky.social impression thanks to the Root pumpkin template provided by @leder.games @patrickleder.bsky.social
Happy Halloween! 🎃
Happy Halloween! 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I'm doing my best @d20plusmodifier.bsky.social impression thanks to the Root pumpkin template provided by @leder.games @patrickleder.bsky.social
Happy Halloween! 🎃
Happy Halloween! 🎃
I have not tried the scraping technique before and am quite pleased with how this turned out, even if I did use a template.
October 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I have not tried the scraping technique before and am quite pleased with how this turned out, even if I did use a template.
Understanding the idiosyncratic and contradictory views of the median voter did in fact kill me a little on the inside.
www.americansurveycenter.org/results/pPRc...
www.americansurveycenter.org/results/pPRc...
My Quiz Result
I got 10 / 0 on this quiz from the Survey Center on American Life. Can you beat my score?
www.americansurveycenter.org
October 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Understanding the idiosyncratic and contradictory views of the median voter did in fact kill me a little on the inside.
www.americansurveycenter.org/results/pPRc...
www.americansurveycenter.org/results/pPRc...
First thing my daughter said when I picked her up was "dad, I never realized how much we rely on you."
Yes. Correct. 💯
Too much, probably.
Yes. Correct. 💯
Too much, probably.
October 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
First thing my daughter said when I picked her up was "dad, I never realized how much we rely on you."
Yes. Correct. 💯
Too much, probably.
Yes. Correct. 💯
Too much, probably.
Just stopped at a rest stop in Wisconsin and they're selling beer bongs. Way to fight the stereotype guys.
October 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Just stopped at a rest stop in Wisconsin and they're selling beer bongs. Way to fight the stereotype guys.
So long TFCon, so long Chicago! 😘
October 27, 2025 at 12:30 PM
So long TFCon, so long Chicago! 😘
FINE IM STILL IN ZUCKERBERG
October 27, 2025 at 11:19 AM
FINE IM STILL IN ZUCKERBERG