Just a Phoenix birb.
Probably into V word stuff, gamer nerd and overall birdbrain! Occasionally spicy content.
Pokemon Master/Monster Hunter/Potion Flinger/Plushie Snuggler
539 years/Ohio
Mated to @blackstarbatty.bsky.social
My name is Oppiz, I'm a Phoenix well versed in the art of Potioncraft, Card Gaming, Plushie enjoyment, and a variety of kink related stuff. As such this is technically a NSFW account, so no minors. Be warned I like weird things!
Man this is a fucking gorgeous birdy. Probably my favorite that aren’t set reskins
Man this is a fucking gorgeous birdy. Probably my favorite that aren’t set reskins
Tbh I don’t care what you like, just respect my preferences if we teasing.
Tbh I don’t care what you like, just respect my preferences if we teasing.
Lady cow preds are a weakness ngl
Lady cow preds are a weakness ngl
AND ITS NOT FAIR HOW GOOD THIS GUY IS AT COMPOSING
AND ITS NOT FAIR HOW GOOD THIS GUY IS AT COMPOSING
Answe now or forever be earthquaked
Answe now or forever be earthquaked
then cast you for free from exile
upon enter the battlefield trigger you somehow end up in a giant plush suit
you're indestructible, hexproof, have shroud, but cant attack or block
You're also probably cozy
then cast you for free from exile
upon enter the battlefield trigger you somehow end up in a giant plush suit
you're indestructible, hexproof, have shroud, but cant attack or block
You're also probably cozy
"If I beat you with some theme in a card game you get in the plush relevant to that theme for X amount of hours where X is the deficit of life/prizes taken/etc"
And if I lose
Well, shit.
"If I beat you with some theme in a card game you get in the plush relevant to that theme for X amount of hours where X is the deficit of life/prizes taken/etc"
And if I lose
Well, shit.
Get stuffed in a big sky bison plush
Y/Y?
Get stuffed in a big sky bison plush
Y/Y?
Get stuffed in a big sky bison plush
Y/Y?
Not my mood today no sir/maam/chef
Not my mood today no sir/maam/chef
Like I don’t usually accept this stuff because of my pay rate but ngl this was a nice gesture during a shitty time of the year.
Like I don’t usually accept this stuff because of my pay rate but ngl this was a nice gesture during a shitty time of the year.
Most of the stuff I actually kinda want isn't even stuff amazon has on their site LOL
Garbage website/10
Most of the stuff I actually kinda want isn't even stuff amazon has on their site LOL
Garbage website/10
My new favorite recipe. And I think I finally got the balance down.
My new favorite recipe. And I think I finally got the balance down.
Being real for a sec, this holiday just doesn’t do things for me.
My parents call me but like, idk. My long rooted trauma just really makes me not want to be around them.
I work all day the following day which I dread every year and this day kickstarts what’s just my least fave season.
Being real for a sec, this holiday just doesn’t do things for me.
My parents call me but like, idk. My long rooted trauma just really makes me not want to be around them.
I work all day the following day which I dread every year and this day kickstarts what’s just my least fave season.
Stuff your big plushie Chocobo day
Stuff your big plushie Chocobo day
(Or to someone)
(Or to someone)
Everyone coming into my store has an attitude problem today
Everyone coming into my store has an attitude problem today
And then probably TFd into a chocobo
And then probably TFd into a chocobo
Cold and stinky and stressful
Stuff me inside you
Cold and stinky and stressful
Stuff me inside you