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Optimistic Johnny

@opjohn.bsky.social

99 followers 44 following 510 posts

Purveyor of silver linings, kind words and hopey-feelies wrapped up in a psychotic comedy burrito. Follow me for antics.

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Optimistic Johnny @opjohn.bsky.social · Jul 25

Come on guy…..

Optimistic Johnny @opjohn.bsky.social · Jul 24

Come on, guy…..

Optimistic Johnny @opjohn.bsky.social · Jul 24

Aliens? Holy shit, the Epstein evidence must be out of this world

Optimistic Johnny @opjohn.bsky.social · Jul 24

Come on, guy…..

Optimistic Johnny @opjohn.bsky.social · Jul 24

Optimistic Johnny @opjohn.bsky.social · Jul 24

Come on, guy……

Optimistic Johnny @opjohn.bsky.social · Jul 24

Trump comes down with a terrible chronic case of Epstein-itis.

Optimistic Johnny @opjohn.bsky.social · Jul 23

Hey Vern.

Optimistic Johnny @opjohn.bsky.social · Jul 22

RIP John Michael Osbourne. Give my love to Randy Rhodes.

Optimistic Johnny @opjohn.bsky.social · Jul 21

They’re eating the lists. They’re eating the files.

Optimistic Johnny @opjohn.bsky.social · Jul 19

Space moobs.

Optimistic Johnny @opjohn.bsky.social · Jul 18

Totes.

Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · Jul 17

actually a lot of innocent people write birthday letters to child sex traffickers in which they repeatedly reference the secrets they share

Optimistic Johnny @opjohn.bsky.social · May 26

Not all superheroes wear capes.

Optimistic Johnny @opjohn.bsky.social · May 21

Andor rings true.

Optimistic Johnny @opjohn.bsky.social · May 20

When you only love the 2nd amendment and consider the rest of the document garbage.

Optimistic Johnny @opjohn.bsky.social · May 18

Finda da Pope inna da pizza. Some are easy, while others are hard.

Optimistic Johnny @opjohn.bsky.social · May 15

Steve Malkmus is a great songwriter. Face The Truth is often in rotation around these parts.

Optimistic Johnny @opjohn.bsky.social · May 14

Apparently, ChatGPT is sick of our jokes.

Optimistic Johnny @opjohn.bsky.social · May 12

Scrotum cod? Fried codpiece? Inquiring minds want to know.

Optimistic Johnny @opjohn.bsky.social · May 12

Enjoying.

Optimistic Johnny @opjohn.bsky.social · May 11

Optimistic Johnny @opjohn.bsky.social · May 9

Generational slang. Frfr. No cap.

Optimistic Johnny @opjohn.bsky.social · May 8

Gimme foo. Gimmie faaa.

Optimistic Johnny @opjohn.bsky.social · May 5

Retromeme circa 1555. Pfso phrefsh.

Optimistic Johnny @opjohn.bsky.social · Apr 30

Nerd up.