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¬𝐼 𝑓 𝑎 @opelechain.bsky.social · 4d

Sometimes Ifa wonders if ANYONE listens when he speaks.

"Brother, what part'a `happy birthday` went over your head here? It's a BIRTHDAY present. You know, for your BIRTHDAY?

That IS today last I recall. October fourteenth? How do you just put that outta your mind like that?"

ororon @dimidiumanimae.bsky.social · 5d

He had heard him before he saw him— A bit preoccupied with the germinating seedlings he was working through and repotting into larger pots so the roots had room to grow by the front door, an ear lazily flicking toward Ifa and Cacucu.

The visit was expected. The gift he brought him, though, +

¬𝐼 𝑓 𝑎 @opelechain.bsky.social · 5d

Patting @dimidiumanimae.bsky.social on the back before handing him a little package with a smile.

"Happy birthday, sleepyhead. Didn't think I'd forgotten did ya? Lemme know how you like em', I can grab some more."

In the package are a few new vegetable seeds for Ororon to try out in his garden.

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¬𝐼 𝑓 𝑎 @opelechain.bsky.social · 5d

Patting @dimidiumanimae.bsky.social on the back before handing him a little package with a smile.

"Happy birthday, sleepyhead. Didn't think I'd forgotten did ya? Lemme know how you like em', I can grab some more."

In the package are a few new vegetable seeds for Ororon to try out in his garden.

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¬𝐼 𝑓 𝑎 @opelechain.bsky.social · Aug 31

"That's what I'm TRYING to do!"

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¬𝐼 𝑓 𝑎 @opelechain.bsky.social · Aug 31

"He's gonna take my head off one'a these days an' it ain't gonna be pretty."

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¬𝐼 𝑓 𝑎 @opelechain.bsky.social · Aug 31

"It depends on who you ask, where you're puttin' your hands, how you're doin' it and WHY."

ororon @dimidiumanimae.bsky.social · Aug 31

“…. Y’know, none of this answered my question….”

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¬𝐼 𝑓 𝑎 @opelechain.bsky.social · Aug 31

Rubbing his face before throwing his hands in the air.

"I surrender. You hear that, archon? I surrender. Get me outta this conversation before I dig myself into a hole even Cacucu can't fly me out of."

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¬𝐼 𝑓 𝑎 @opelechain.bsky.social · Aug 31

"Why do I open my mouth around you people?"

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¬𝐼 𝑓 𝑎 @opelechain.bsky.social · Aug 31

"I said between his OWN legs, not mine. Get your head outta wherever that just put it."

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¬𝐼 𝑓 𝑎 @opelechain.bsky.social · Aug 31

"You hush up, the peanut gallery is not entitled to an opinion here."

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¬𝐼 𝑓 𝑎 @opelechain.bsky.social · Aug 31

"SO? Put em' between your legs or tuck em' into your underarms, that'd be WAY faster... and it wouldn't make ME cold."

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¬𝐼 𝑓 𝑎 @opelechain.bsky.social · Aug 31

"I come back from vacation to this? I should'a stayed gone, brother."

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¬𝐼 𝑓 𝑎 @opelechain.bsky.social · Aug 31

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¬Gʀᴀɴᴅ Mᴀsᴛᴇʀ Vᴀʀᴋᴀ @knightofboreas.bsky.social · Jul 24

// Temporary pinned until I can actually make a proper pinned when there's more content for Varka.

-- One of the many #GhostsOfJohn

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¬𝐼 𝑓 𝑎 @opelechain.bsky.social · Jun 26

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¬𝐼 𝑓 𝑎 @opelechain.bsky.social · Jun 21

"Why do I have to be the LAST person to find out about these things-- what is WRONG with you? Don't you think that'd be something IMPORTANT to tell me?

Never mind the fact that I'm your best friend, I'm a DOCTOR, Ororon. You should'a told me so I could give you a once over when it happened!"

ororon @dimidiumanimae.bsky.social · Jun 21

“Oh— Did I not tell you about that? Don’t worry, I’m fine now. Don’t think I have to worry about a five hundred year old Khaenri’ahn again or anything any time soon.”

¬𝐼 𝑓 𝑎 @opelechain.bsky.social · Jun 21

"That's not what I was-- wait, what do you mean half-possessed? The hell happened while you were out with that Fatui guy?"

¬𝐼 𝑓 𝑎 @opelechain.bsky.social · Jun 21

"That's not what I was-- wait, what do you mean half-possessed? The hell happened while you were out with that Fatui guy?"

ororon @dimidiumanimae.bsky.social · Jun 21

“Wasn’t being half-possessed and almost dying enough ‘taking one for the team’ for a lifetime, though?”

¬𝐼 𝑓 𝑎 @opelechain.bsky.social · Jun 21

"What? NO-- I gave those back already, hush up.

What I MEANT was I think it's about time you took one for the team."

¬𝐼 𝑓 𝑎 @opelechain.bsky.social · Jun 21

"What? NO-- I gave those back already, hush up.

What I MEANT was I think it's about time you took one for the team."

ororon @dimidiumanimae.bsky.social · Jun 21

“…. My jars back from the honey you used to make the saurian crackers….?”

¬𝐼 𝑓 𝑎 @opelechain.bsky.social · Jun 21

"You know what I think you need right about now?"

¬𝐼 𝑓 𝑎 @opelechain.bsky.social · Jun 21

"You know what I think you need right about now?"

ororon @dimidiumanimae.bsky.social · Jun 21

@opelechain.bsky.social

“This is you. Except you’re five.”

nin lyrics bot @ninlyrics.bsky.social · Jun 21

i am a big man, yes i am
and i've got a big gun

¬𝐼 𝑓 𝑎 @opelechain.bsky.social · Jun 17

// I said stfUP MFER.

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¬𝐼 𝑓 𝑎 @opelechain.bsky.social · Jun 13

"Dude, seriously? You're STILL doing that? Come on bro—... ther.

I've toned that down! It ain't ENTIRELY my fault that's one of Cacucu's only words. It's easy for his little brain to remember!"

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¬𝐼 𝑓 𝑎 @opelechain.bsky.social · Jun 13

"Can you stop with that for like five minutes or is it just ingrained in the very fibres of your being by now?"

SIGH.

"Humans by all scientific analysis are a part of the mammalian species so— yes, in a roundabout way.

I said you could ask me to TREAT you, not debate your— whatever's goin' on."

ororon @dimidiumanimae.bsky.social · Jun 12

“Well, you said that I could ask you and that’s what I did, bro. But also…. Aren’t people just animals, too? Am I even considered people? I mean, I do have a lot of Iktomisaurus traits….”

¬𝐼 𝑓 𝑎 @opelechain.bsky.social · Jun 12

"I— no, that's— that's not what I meant my dude, I was saying you could ask me to treat you if you really can't figure out who to see.

Technically I'm not supposed to treat people but that doesn't mean I CAN'T."

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¬𝐼 𝑓 𝑎 @opelechain.bsky.social · Jun 13

"...Not all juxtaposed statements secretly make sense, I said this before."

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¬𝐼 𝑓 𝑎 @opelechain.bsky.social · Jun 12

"I— no, that's— that's not what I meant my dude, I was saying you could ask me to treat you if you really can't figure out who to see.

Technically I'm not supposed to treat people but that doesn't mean I CAN'T."

¬𝐼 𝑓 𝑎 @opelechain.bsky.social · Jun 12

"You know, you could just ASK. I may not practice human medicine but it's not like I can't apply any of it to people."

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