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Onioneaters @onioneater.bsky.social · Nov 22

For Mr. Kennedy.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=u1cy...

Edie Falco reads a letter to white supremacists

YouTube video by Letters Live

Onioneaters @onioneater.bsky.social · 5h

Every Republican is a pedophile.

Onioneaters @onioneater.bsky.social · 5h

Then why don’t you just stay out of Utah if it upsets you so much snowflake ?

Onioneaters @onioneater.bsky.social · 19h

I have a small penis. Took some Tylenol and walked across the street using a rainbow crosswalk. Now all I wanna do is FUCK TRUMP!

Onioneaters @onioneater.bsky.social · 19h

How about shooting him? Would that cross the line? What if we used a real bullet? So many questions.

Onioneaters @onioneater.bsky.social · 20h

Yeah, yeah. But just one more.

Onioneaters @onioneater.bsky.social · 20h

I don’t follow the POS so can anyone say when the last time was he was photographed standing? For longer than 15 seconds.

Onioneaters @onioneater.bsky.social · 20h

Is there any evidence he was dropped on his head as a baby?

Onioneaters @onioneater.bsky.social · 20h

Apparently gloves are out of style. JUST wash your hands. Everything will be ok. People that work with books are retarded.

Onioneaters @onioneater.bsky.social · 20h

In all fairness, was it him or the car?

Onioneaters @onioneater.bsky.social · 20h

So his punishment for whatever he did is he drives a Bentley? Wow that must have been some heavy shit. Nobody deserves that.

Onioneaters @onioneater.bsky.social · 20h

What are you basing this on? It sounds like it might work but the planning involved in achieving this goal . . . Well, I for one question the ability.

Onioneaters @onioneater.bsky.social · 20h

Blocking, reporting time. 🎉 The color of their skin does hide, a little, the shit stains from kissing trumpf’s ass.

Onioneaters @onioneater.bsky.social · 20h

Nice idea, but that would work only if it had some kind of moral compass. Which it doesn’t.

Onioneaters @onioneater.bsky.social · 20h

Almost 100% agree with you. But like most things it’s the way it’s used. Nothing wrong with SoMe. We used to use it all the time. IT WAS CALLED TALKING TO PEOPLE. Now it’s just a shortcut because people are too fucking lazy to get off their fat asses and actually do something.

Onioneaters @onioneater.bsky.social · 20h

Let’s get rid of all of them.

Onioneaters @onioneater.bsky.social · 20h

Not to mention people’s biggest bugaboo. Time. Go to the station (no Uber, that costs more $) maybe wait for train, unless you time it right. Then once you get where you’re going BAM no car. Like you I’m all for transit, save the environment. As soon as they invent teleportation I’m all over it.

Onioneaters @onioneater.bsky.social · 1d

ICE ? In Utah ?

Onioneaters @onioneater.bsky.social · 1d

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Doctor

I’ll let you finish

Onioneaters @onioneater.bsky.social · 1d

So they’re remaking ‘The Time Tunnel’ ?

Onioneaters @onioneater.bsky.social · 1d

All of them.

Onioneaters @onioneater.bsky.social · 1d

Well I guess he can keep the plane. But how will he use it when he’ll be in prison?

Onioneaters @onioneater.bsky.social · 1d

Speaking of Fort Knox. Has anyone checked lately? Or did he ship all the gold off to Qatar for safe keeping?

Onioneaters @onioneater.bsky.social · 1d

Last night they must have starved.

Onioneaters @onioneater.bsky.social · 1d

You might want to amend that 2nd one. Yes, afraid of girls, but still want to molest them if underage.

Onioneaters @onioneater.bsky.social · 1d

She didn’t redefine fashion. That honor would go to Ruth Morley. Or Woody Allen.