Ollie Warren
@olliewarren.bsky.social
I want to be the faggy Martha Stewart. 🔞
My anxiety hit hard today so I put on a cute outfit and went on a night walk to nowhere. Good music. Cold air. 10/10 recommend.
November 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
My anxiety hit hard today so I put on a cute outfit and went on a night walk to nowhere. Good music. Cold air. 10/10 recommend.
Alexa, play Mirror Mirror by early 2000’s one hit wonder M2M.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Alexa, play Mirror Mirror by early 2000’s one hit wonder M2M.
Thinking about piercing the ol’ nips as a Christmas present to myself. 🎅🏼
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Thinking about piercing the ol’ nips as a Christmas present to myself. 🎅🏼
How I’m about to be posted up in the kitchen baking until the new year.
November 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
How I’m about to be posted up in the kitchen baking until the new year.
Friday night dick swangin’
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Friday night dick swangin’
Popping in for my annual once a month post. 😘
November 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Popping in for my annual once a month post. 😘
It’s Friday night. I’m gonna get drunk.
October 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
It’s Friday night. I’m gonna get drunk.
The legs are legging.
October 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The legs are legging.
Unrelated, but I’m counting down the days to vacation.
October 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Unrelated, but I’m counting down the days to vacation.
May your Monday be fruitful.
September 29, 2025 at 12:10 PM
May your Monday be fruitful.
I’ve been going to the gym. It’s not much, but maybe one day I’ll finally be big enough to buy a size medium.
September 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I’ve been going to the gym. It’s not much, but maybe one day I’ll finally be big enough to buy a size medium.
Have you tried Three Floyds’ Gumballhead?
September 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Have you tried Three Floyds’ Gumballhead?
Dazed and confused and sleepy…very sleepy.
September 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Dazed and confused and sleepy…very sleepy.
My submission to be left behind with all the heathens today. Happy Rapture!
September 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
My submission to be left behind with all the heathens today. Happy Rapture!
Is everyone ready for the rapture tomorrow?
September 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Is everyone ready for the rapture tomorrow?
The post-gym butt sweat and ripped briefs make me feel a certain way
September 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The post-gym butt sweat and ripped briefs make me feel a certain way
I have two, and only two, applicable real-world skills: oversleeping but still managing to show up on time and sucking dick. To both, I am the MVP.
September 21, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I have two, and only two, applicable real-world skills: oversleeping but still managing to show up on time and sucking dick. To both, I am the MVP.
Today seems like a good day to lean in to the cringe.
September 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Today seems like a good day to lean in to the cringe.
Thursday is for an afternoon beer and letting your balls hang.
September 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Thursday is for an afternoon beer and letting your balls hang.
I like boys and beer and bush
September 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I like boys and beer and bush
Very elder millennial of me to rep the ✌🏻
September 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Very elder millennial of me to rep the ✌🏻
I had a dream about boys with big bushes and furry butts. It was beautiful.
September 8, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I had a dream about boys with big bushes and furry butts. It was beautiful.
Unrelated, but I am a level of hungover that I did not know is possible.
September 7, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Unrelated, but I am a level of hungover that I did not know is possible.