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esperanza
@oldrottentavern.bsky.social
28 followers 18 following 330 posts
you have the right to remain sexy
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esperanza @oldrottentavern.bsky.social · 56m
friend: you better not be Something when i get there…

me:
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esperanza @oldrottentavern.bsky.social · 58m
friend: you better not be The Creature when i get there…

me:
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esperanza @oldrottentavern.bsky.social · 16h
to avoid being looked @ i’ve been dressing like somebody’s son is that a therapy topic
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esperanza @oldrottentavern.bsky.social · 16h
i already loved rachel highkey she ain’t gotta juice it like this 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
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rachel @rahquelle.bsky.social · 18h
man libraries are so fckin cool
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esperanza @oldrottentavern.bsky.social · 1d
im almost 25 which is stupid and honestly gives me stomach cramps lets fucking go
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esperanza @oldrottentavern.bsky.social · 2d
dinner includes a Tylenol salad
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esperanza @oldrottentavern.bsky.social · 2d
HOW IS SHE NOT SO FUCKING FAMOUS???!!!!! THE EARLY 2000s GIRLY MOVIE VIBES ARE OUT OF THIS WORLD!!!!!!!!! UGH 😩😩😩😩😩🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷💞
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esperanza @oldrottentavern.bsky.social · 3d
she velma on my dinkley till i find my glasses
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esperanza @oldrottentavern.bsky.social · 3d
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esperanza @oldrottentavern.bsky.social · 4d
doing a back flip with drugs up my ass- call that a benson boof
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esperanza @oldrottentavern.bsky.social · 5d
i Have to stop free scrolling the internet is 90% mind numbing slop
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esperanza @oldrottentavern.bsky.social · 6d
we all have a one way ticket to hell
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esperanza @oldrottentavern.bsky.social · 6d
ENOUGH
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esperanza @oldrottentavern.bsky.social · 6d
y’all want some crack
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esperanza @oldrottentavern.bsky.social · 6d
idk why i’m just now seeing this because i am an active member of tornado tiktok but the EF5 TORNADO IN ND BACK IN JUNE??!??!?! WE HAVENT HAD AN EF5 IN TWELVE YEARS??!!!

is this some climate shit because that thing was horrifyingly large. i think i read it was going max 200mph. holy shitttt 😔😔😔
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esperanza @oldrottentavern.bsky.social · 6d
if i became a chiropractor could i call my practice the crack house
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esperanza @oldrottentavern.bsky.social · 6d
she fuckin chopped and unc 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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esperanza @oldrottentavern.bsky.social · 6d
yeah that one lowkey doesn’t deserve love or happiness
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esperanza @oldrottentavern.bsky.social · 6d
yes!
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esperanza @oldrottentavern.bsky.social · 7d
so close 🤤
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esperanza @oldrottentavern.bsky.social · 7d
LMFAOOOOOO
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esperanza @oldrottentavern.bsky.social · 7d
oh Fuck.

is that literally me
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esperanza @oldrottentavern.bsky.social · 7d
bro line my shit up before i perish from scurvy
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esperanza @oldrottentavern.bsky.social · 7d
why did these girl’s barber line their edges up
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esperanza @oldrottentavern.bsky.social · 7d
saw this @ an antique shop today. were kids just balder back then? like bald and scared?

and the head/feet ratio is crazy work unless they were really built like that
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esperanza @oldrottentavern.bsky.social · 7d
saw this @ an antique shop today. were kids just balder back then? like bald and scared?

and the head/feet ratio is crazy work unless they were really built like that
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