Old Man Brett
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Old Man Brett
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Justice and Fairness don't exist in the universe. But the beauty of being Human is that we can conceive of these things and create them in our world.
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Just reading the comments on the rumor that Ronda Rousey is looking for a boxing match as a return to combat sports was more entertaining and brought more laughs than any TV show I could have watched tonight.
December 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Ah yes, spam ads on web pages.

How else would I know that Keanu Reeves has a secret mansion in a nearby Minnesota suburb?
a man with long curly hair is wearing a tin foil hat and saying `` seems a little crazy '' .
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December 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
"Our business is customer-driven, so if we have to push our workforce to the point of open revolt and mass exodus, then that's what we'll do"

Has got to be the damned stupidest management idea.
December 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Oh hey, maybe we can have ash trees after all!

Until it mutates and infects us, anyway.

twin-cities.umn.edu/news-events/...
Fungi from Minnesota can kill emerald ash borer beetles
A new study from the University of Minnesota found that several species of parasitic fungi were effective at killing emerald ash borer beetles, one of the most devastating forest pests to ever hit Nor...
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December 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Being up late on a work night is confusing the hell out of my cat.
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Hey Lehman's.

You're wasting your money on YouTube ads that play to people in Minnesota.

The whole thing reminds me of how Gurney's basically bankrupted themselves in the 90's by sending people like me 13+ catalogs every year because the catalog people promised it was cost effective.
November 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
And here, NO ONE is calling for this asshole to be impeached for his threats.

Not even a single Democrat.
November 21, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Apep (aka Apophis), Egyptian god of darkness and the underworld.

Or, the triple star system of the same name, filled with spirals of dust, as seen by JWST.
November 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
If the "3%'ers" ever come crawling out from under their rocks to march with their little signs under any subsequent Democratic president, I am going to make it my life's mission to counter-protest these motherfuckers every time.

They have no honor, no courage, no integrity.
November 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
JD McDonagh has a massive head for his body.

Someone had to say it.
November 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
"That's why I'm taking food away from children who need it. Because the bible is socialism and you don't need that."
November 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Learning facts spoils common science fiction tropes.

There are about 10,000 star systems within 100 light years of Earth in a galaxy 87,400 light years across containing 200 billion stars.

"The Zenthraxi controlled 47 star systems..."
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November 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
This morning the #2 boss gives #1 boss some shit about being old, asking if he had pudding last night.

Me, just as old as boss #1: "Hey! I had pudding last night."

So apparently that's an old people thing. Even though a 4 pack is only $1.29 at my local grocery store and I like pudding.
November 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
'BlueSky is a shameless echo chamber' they tell me.

As if we don't all have the right to choose where we post and who we allow to appear on our page.

Those people on X and Truth, many there because they get to be their worst selves, are butthurt because I won't submit myself to their hate.
November 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
My mother passed at 3am this morning after a long illness.

I don't know what the world and our family is going to be like without her.

My younger sister is now the family matriarch. She's been a rock, carrying us through this hard time.
November 2, 2025 at 12:57 PM
A message for MAGA and their would-be king.

www.youtube.com/shorts/fRXQA...
This 2-Minute Speech is Better Than Entire Sci-Fi Shows | G'kar moment | Babylon5 #edit #fypシ #scifi
YouTube video by Peak Sci-Fi Moments
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November 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I went to visit my mother today, as I am finally over my illness.

Us kids ended up having a conversation with our reluctant father about whether it was time to move her from at-home hospice care to a care facility for her final days.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uKS...
Natalie Merchant - Break Your Heart
YouTube video by Natalie Merchant
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October 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The Me from the 80's and 90's would be astonished that the Me of today is sitting in my living room smoking some of the best weed on the planet. Legally purchased at a local store.

Now we just got to get the Federal Government out of the 1970's and get marijuana completely off the schedule.
October 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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From the Godfather of today's mess
October 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
For 8 years, Maggie wouldn't come into my bedroom because of Theo.

He's been gone three months and she would lie at the door and call to me, but refuse to come in.

This morning I finally coaxed her up onto the bed for about 10 minutes of cuddling. Major breakthrough and I'm over the moon.
October 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
When the ballroom is complete, can we Cask of Amontillado the man inside it and call it the Donald Trump Mausoleum?
October 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
In 1948, you were expected to take one job, no matter how shitty, and make a life long career of it.

This kid quits the shoe store and the guidance counselor talks him right back there.

These days he would be making $14 an hour as an assistant manager.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEBi...
You and Your Work (1948)
YouTube video by shaggylocks
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October 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I'm actually kind of amazed that no bad cops were out there seeking provocations and no right wing groups were trying to false flag violence.
October 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM