Oink Piggins
@oinkpiggins.bsky.social
big guy in a small guy world
dropped a bowling ball on my foot and i gasped just like chunky kong when you hover over him in the swap barrel in donkey kong 64
December 7, 2025 at 7:59 AM
dropped a bowling ball on my foot and i gasped just like chunky kong when you hover over him in the swap barrel in donkey kong 64
since they got rid of pennies, what the fuck do we start saying instead of "penny for your thoughts?"
December 7, 2025 at 6:46 AM
since they got rid of pennies, what the fuck do we start saying instead of "penny for your thoughts?"
sometimes i put a lil mint chocolate under my pillow at night so i have a nice little treat waiting for me when i wake up
December 7, 2025 at 6:32 AM
sometimes i put a lil mint chocolate under my pillow at night so i have a nice little treat waiting for me when i wake up
my alarm clock sounds exactly like spongebob's alarm horn
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 AM
my alarm clock sounds exactly like spongebob's alarm horn
went to an all you can eat sushi place and they kicked me out
December 6, 2025 at 7:37 AM
went to an all you can eat sushi place and they kicked me out
accidentally dropped my hot dog out the car window and screamed like homer simpson
December 6, 2025 at 7:25 AM
accidentally dropped my hot dog out the car window and screamed like homer simpson
was listening to pirate's scorn from the donkey kong country show in the car and i was boogying too hard and i spilled hot mcdonalds coffee in my lap
December 6, 2025 at 7:10 AM
was listening to pirate's scorn from the donkey kong country show in the car and i was boogying too hard and i spilled hot mcdonalds coffee in my lap
i'm kinda built like patrick star
December 6, 2025 at 7:09 AM
i'm kinda built like patrick star
i listen to songs from the donkey kong country tv show when i work out
December 6, 2025 at 7:04 AM
i listen to songs from the donkey kong country tv show when i work out
the flying gnaars in serious sam scared me so much as a kid it's fucked me up for life
December 6, 2025 at 7:02 AM
the flying gnaars in serious sam scared me so much as a kid it's fucked me up for life
serious question: why does miracle whip exist?
December 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
serious question: why does miracle whip exist?
if i really hate someone i make their s'mores with marshmallow fluff and feastables
December 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
if i really hate someone i make their s'mores with marshmallow fluff and feastables
the flintstones was fucked up those animals they used as appliances had to see them naked sometimes
December 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
the flintstones was fucked up those animals they used as appliances had to see them naked sometimes
i only just now found out you're not supposed to eat the red stick these would come with
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
i only just now found out you're not supposed to eat the red stick these would come with
i ate kid cuisine all the time growing up and now i can't eat pudding unless i microwave it first
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
i ate kid cuisine all the time growing up and now i can't eat pudding unless i microwave it first
feeding my meals to the local wildlife, i hope they like hot wings
December 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
feeding my meals to the local wildlife, i hope they like hot wings
i left my hot dog at the bank, could someone go grab it and bring it to me?
December 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
i left my hot dog at the bank, could someone go grab it and bring it to me?
i dropped my pizza..
December 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
i dropped my pizza..
there's a roach outside my house
December 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
there's a roach outside my house
lil bedtime snack..
December 4, 2025 at 9:59 AM
lil bedtime snack..
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i've been spending way too much money on pants every year
December 4, 2025 at 8:28 AM
i've been spending way too much money on pants every year
i spent the last 10 years designing the perfect sandwich, i think i've finally made a breakthrough
December 4, 2025 at 8:26 AM
i spent the last 10 years designing the perfect sandwich, i think i've finally made a breakthrough
i think the reason disney bought the simpsons was so they could have guys in krusted the clown costumes go around disney land and beat up children
December 4, 2025 at 8:13 AM
i think the reason disney bought the simpsons was so they could have guys in krusted the clown costumes go around disney land and beat up children
since when the fuck did curious george not have a tail???
December 4, 2025 at 8:05 AM
since when the fuck did curious george not have a tail???