Oilers Nerd Alert
@oilersnerdalert.bsky.social
Dad. Husband. Soccer coach. Doggo appreciator. 🇨🇦 Man about town (YYC). Elks. Oilers (exc Bowman). Rush and The Hip. AI/ML. Energy. 🏎️ NSX/MDX. Ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. Hockey analytics. Check out PuckIQ.com!
The word sesquipedalian is autological. Thought you should know
December 14, 2025 at 6:41 AM
The word sesquipedalian is autological. Thought you should know
What happened to that player the Leafs had that was decent, Austin Matthew or something?
Bet it would have been a closer game if that guy had been in the lineup tonight
Bet it would have been a closer game if that guy had been in the lineup tonight
December 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
What happened to that player the Leafs had that was decent, Austin Matthew or something?
Bet it would have been a closer game if that guy had been in the lineup tonight
Bet it would have been a closer game if that guy had been in the lineup tonight
Podz the Leafs wrecking crew
December 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Podz the Leafs wrecking crew
It’s a good time to consider that, collectively, NHL GMs are almost certainly the least capable and least qualified Sr managers not only in sports, but across every business vertical everywhere.
Which means a GM of ordinary intelligence looks like Warren Buffett compared to the rest of the league
Which means a GM of ordinary intelligence looks like Warren Buffett compared to the rest of the league
December 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
It’s a good time to consider that, collectively, NHL GMs are almost certainly the least capable and least qualified Sr managers not only in sports, but across every business vertical everywhere.
Which means a GM of ordinary intelligence looks like Warren Buffett compared to the rest of the league
Which means a GM of ordinary intelligence looks like Warren Buffett compared to the rest of the league
Canucks what is you doin
December 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Canucks what is you doin
I’m hoping against hope that Parkatti did a detailed team shot type analysis and concluded that Jarry will thrive in the Oilers system.
But until proven otherwise, the Occam’s Razor assumption is that this is just another bad move by the latest in a long line of crushingly incompetent Oilers GMs.
But until proven otherwise, the Occam’s Razor assumption is that this is just another bad move by the latest in a long line of crushingly incompetent Oilers GMs.
December 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I’m hoping against hope that Parkatti did a detailed team shot type analysis and concluded that Jarry will thrive in the Oilers system.
But until proven otherwise, the Occam’s Razor assumption is that this is just another bad move by the latest in a long line of crushingly incompetent Oilers GMs.
But until proven otherwise, the Occam’s Razor assumption is that this is just another bad move by the latest in a long line of crushingly incompetent Oilers GMs.
Finally got my Federal green loan approval for my solar install!
a bald man wearing sunglasses is making a funny face and saying `` finally '' .
ALT: a bald man wearing sunglasses is making a funny face and saying `` finally '' .
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Finally got my Federal green loan approval for my solar install!
Every year in December, my company couriers every single staffer a Danish Kringle from a Danish bakery in Wisconsin.
December 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Every year in December, my company couriers every single staffer a Danish Kringle from a Danish bakery in Wisconsin.
Wow! Abby was named by Forbes in their Top 30 Under 30!
(She’s my niece’s friend and roommate in New York)
www.forbes.com/profile/abhi...
(She’s my niece’s friend and roommate in New York)
www.forbes.com/profile/abhi...
Abhinaya Govindan
Abhinaya Govindan is on Forbes' 2026 30 Under 30 - Hollywood & Entertainment list. Read more about Abhinaya Govindan, their experience, their asset summary, and more here.
www.forbes.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Wow! Abby was named by Forbes in their Top 30 Under 30!
(She’s my niece’s friend and roommate in New York)
www.forbes.com/profile/abhi...
(She’s my niece’s friend and roommate in New York)
www.forbes.com/profile/abhi...
Just got done with some work, wonder how this game is going?
*turns TV on*
Ah. Well. Nevertheless.
*turns TV off*
*turns TV on*
Ah. Well. Nevertheless.
*turns TV off*
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Just got done with some work, wonder how this game is going?
*turns TV on*
Ah. Well. Nevertheless.
*turns TV off*
*turns TV on*
Ah. Well. Nevertheless.
*turns TV off*
Dunno why the retweet / game update bots crapped out, but I'm so used to them just running in the background I didn't even notice
November 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Dunno why the retweet / game update bots crapped out, but I'm so used to them just running in the background I didn't even notice
Official Rivalry Update: wins over the Panthers are currently more satisfying than wins over the Flams
November 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Official Rivalry Update: wins over the Panthers are currently more satisfying than wins over the Flams
This is game 7, right?
Right!?!?!???!
Right!?!?!???!
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
This is game 7, right?
Right!?!?!???!
Right!?!?!???!
Sweet sweet Savoie
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Sweet sweet Savoie
Sweet sweet justice
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Sweet sweet justice
A shitey way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
A shitey way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
I’m not enjoying the process and turned the TV off.
You can thank me later if this triggers the comeback
You can thank me later if this triggers the comeback
November 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I’m not enjoying the process and turned the TV off.
You can thank me later if this triggers the comeback
You can thank me later if this triggers the comeback
Missing rest of this game because I’m at the Alberta Animal Rescue Crew Society fundraiser … but also I GET TO PET KITTENS AND PUPPIES AND BUNNIES
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Missing rest of this game because I’m at the Alberta Animal Rescue Crew Society fundraiser … but also I GET TO PET KITTENS AND PUPPIES AND BUNNIES
Columbus?
More like COLON BUS, amirite???
More like COLON BUS, amirite???
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Columbus?
More like COLON BUS, amirite???
More like COLON BUS, amirite???
Kinda disappointed he didn’t yell F*CK YOU SHORESY, that’s basically hockey canon now
The @ShoresyHockey Classic is coming to @RogersPlace on Friday, Jan. 23 & the #Oilers Alumni including @ChrisPronger are ready for all the beaks & body-checks! 💪
More event info & tickets ⤵️
🎟️ https://t.co/vCOeMoY1FZ https://t.co/I51Z29ixIj
More event info & tickets ⤵️
🎟️ https://t.co/vCOeMoY1FZ https://t.co/I51Z29ixIj
video.twimg.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Kinda disappointed he didn’t yell F*CK YOU SHORESY, that’s basically hockey canon now
Uh … so … how bout dat Savoie, eh?
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Uh … so … how bout dat Savoie, eh?
So … all along Janmark was the hero we needed?
November 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
So … all along Janmark was the hero we needed?
Hmmmm, I should change the bot so that when the other team scores it’s called a Goal Lowlight
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Hmmmm, I should change the bot so that when the other team scores it’s called a Goal Lowlight