Zombieboy🌸 (Baba)
@ohsovalyrian.bsky.social
Heir to The Family Business.
21+. MDNI. NOTTTTT SFW
🇬🇺🇮🇹🇫🇷🇱🇧 - 🏳️🌈
Your local agent of chaos.
#6W #BLOOOOO #hornline2017
I STAND WITH PALESTINE.
A MAJOR nuisance to society.
20.09.1999 #septvirgo
26/5’6”/6.25”/M9W11
I moan in D Flat Major.
21+. MDNI. NOTTTTT SFW
🇬🇺🇮🇹🇫🇷🇱🇧 - 🏳️🌈
Your local agent of chaos.
#6W #BLOOOOO #hornline2017
I STAND WITH PALESTINE.
A MAJOR nuisance to society.
20.09.1999 #septvirgo
26/5’6”/6.25”/M9W11
I moan in D Flat Major.
I’m not vers bottom
I’m not vers top
I’m just vers
I’m not vers top
I’m just vers
November 6, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I’m not vers bottom
I’m not vers top
I’m just vers
I’m not vers top
I’m just vers
You should be coming out of that ramp like it’s pit lane at Indy and you’re trying to get ahead of the pace car
November 3, 2025 at 4:33 AM
You should be coming out of that ramp like it’s pit lane at Indy and you’re trying to get ahead of the pace car
The word QUEUE has 5 letters and 4 of them are unnecessary
November 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The word QUEUE has 5 letters and 4 of them are unnecessary
Future boy toy needs a candle tattoo on his back so I can blow it the fuck out.
October 27, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Future boy toy needs a candle tattoo on his back so I can blow it the fuck out.
He said “shut up before I post us.”
I ain’t said shit in 8 days.
I ain’t said shit in 8 days.
October 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
He said “shut up before I post us.”
I ain’t said shit in 8 days.
I ain’t said shit in 8 days.
New coat new coat new coat💚
October 24, 2025 at 7:35 AM
New coat new coat new coat💚
My heartfelt congratulations to Eric Lu, the winner of the 2025 International Chopin Competition.
Such vibrant artistry and beautiful passion for his music. He didn’t come to compete. He came to play music.
Bravo, Eric. Soak it in buddy. I’ve enjoyed watching your run.
Such vibrant artistry and beautiful passion for his music. He didn’t come to compete. He came to play music.
Bravo, Eric. Soak it in buddy. I’ve enjoyed watching your run.
October 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
My heartfelt congratulations to Eric Lu, the winner of the 2025 International Chopin Competition.
Such vibrant artistry and beautiful passion for his music. He didn’t come to compete. He came to play music.
Bravo, Eric. Soak it in buddy. I’ve enjoyed watching your run.
Such vibrant artistry and beautiful passion for his music. He didn’t come to compete. He came to play music.
Bravo, Eric. Soak it in buddy. I’ve enjoyed watching your run.
Cockatoos are born with caffeine in their bloodstream and you can’t tell me otherwise
October 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Cockatoos are born with caffeine in their bloodstream and you can’t tell me otherwise
Explaining advanced quantum physics concepts to a 4 year old like it isn’t 7:30 in the gyatdäm morning.
Meanwhile the coffee isn’t even done percolating yet.
Meanwhile the coffee isn’t even done percolating yet.
October 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Explaining advanced quantum physics concepts to a 4 year old like it isn’t 7:30 in the gyatdäm morning.
Meanwhile the coffee isn’t even done percolating yet.
Meanwhile the coffee isn’t even done percolating yet.
I love pets with human names
Hell yeah I wanna pet Cameron.
Hell yeah I wanna hear about how Jessica shit the carpet and then ran away.
Hell yeah I wanna pet Cameron.
Hell yeah I wanna hear about how Jessica shit the carpet and then ran away.
October 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I love pets with human names
Hell yeah I wanna pet Cameron.
Hell yeah I wanna hear about how Jessica shit the carpet and then ran away.
Hell yeah I wanna pet Cameron.
Hell yeah I wanna hear about how Jessica shit the carpet and then ran away.
GITCHO ASS IN THE BED AND GO TO SLEEP. NEOWWW. YOU GOT WORK IN THE MORNING.
October 15, 2025 at 7:19 AM
GITCHO ASS IN THE BED AND GO TO SLEEP. NEOWWW. YOU GOT WORK IN THE MORNING.
I saved the day with lunch. I managed to find a wild goose and cooked that thang. You can hardly taste the devil.
October 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I saved the day with lunch. I managed to find a wild goose and cooked that thang. You can hardly taste the devil.
I’m the hot new character you have to pause the show to google.
Yes. I’m single. Keep up.
#zombieboy #lgbtq #gay #menace #luxuryvillainheartthrob
Yes. I’m single. Keep up.
#zombieboy #lgbtq #gay #menace #luxuryvillainheartthrob
October 10, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I’m the hot new character you have to pause the show to google.
Yes. I’m single. Keep up.
#zombieboy #lgbtq #gay #menace #luxuryvillainheartthrob
Yes. I’m single. Keep up.
#zombieboy #lgbtq #gay #menace #luxuryvillainheartthrob
Blah blah blah… proper name.. place name… backstory stuff…
October 9, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Blah blah blah… proper name.. place name… backstory stuff…
Zombieboy.
Hungry.
Happy.
Sleepy.
Horny.
Haunted.
Hilarious.
Hungry.
Happy.
Sleepy.
Horny.
Haunted.
Hilarious.
October 8, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Zombieboy.
Hungry.
Happy.
Sleepy.
Horny.
Haunted.
Hilarious.
Hungry.
Happy.
Sleepy.
Horny.
Haunted.
Hilarious.
When they say they deserve someone better than you.
October 8, 2025 at 5:58 AM
When they say they deserve someone better than you.
Maybe the Tylenol really did get us, guys…
October 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Maybe the Tylenol really did get us, guys…
Once i was FaceTiming my mom and she was telling me a story and WALLAH i deadass tried to swipe up like i was on TikTok bc her story was boring me
October 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Once i was FaceTiming my mom and she was telling me a story and WALLAH i deadass tried to swipe up like i was on TikTok bc her story was boring me
Just thought to myself “i wish audiobooks had captions…”
October 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Just thought to myself “i wish audiobooks had captions…”
Explaining myself is too much work. From now on just fuckin judge me.
October 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Explaining myself is too much work. From now on just fuckin judge me.
The uncooked fish going home after the titanic sank:
“Anyways.. whatever the hell that was”
“Damn girl, on yo life?”
“YES, it sank and I escaped”
“Anyways.. whatever the hell that was”
“Damn girl, on yo life?”
“YES, it sank and I escaped”
October 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
The uncooked fish going home after the titanic sank:
“Anyways.. whatever the hell that was”
“Damn girl, on yo life?”
“YES, it sank and I escaped”
“Anyways.. whatever the hell that was”
“Damn girl, on yo life?”
“YES, it sank and I escaped”
*cums
“Where’s my vape?”
“Where’s my vape?”
October 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
*cums
“Where’s my vape?”
“Where’s my vape?”
Hey bartender, can you close his tab so I can take him home and open him up?
October 4, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Hey bartender, can you close his tab so I can take him home and open him up?
Big and cutes my me at you
October 4, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Big and cutes my me at you
Drank a 2 liter of Dr Pepper flat in one sitting. My organs are filing for divorce.
October 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Drank a 2 liter of Dr Pepper flat in one sitting. My organs are filing for divorce.