Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

OFMD Middle Names

@ofmdmiddlenames.bsky.social

260 followers 470 following 180 posts

A collection of middle names given to OFMD characters in fanfic, curated by @happydaiz.bsky.social. All screenshots are posted without context. DM links to fics with middle names for me to read and find!

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

OFMD Middle Names @ofmdmiddlenames.bsky.social · Jul 29

1. Stede Amelia Bonnet

A tweet from Lucius Spriggs: Stede Amelia Bonnet, you get back here right now.

3 6 86

OFMD Middle Names @ofmdmiddlenames.bsky.social · 1d

160. Stede freaking Bonnet

The front door opened and Stede freaking Bonnet walked out the front door.

1 2

OFMD Middle Names @ofmdmiddlenames.bsky.social · 1d

159. Stede fucking Bonnet

Imagine calling up Edward Teach, salvage diver, asking him about the Queen Anne's Revenge, and introducing yourself as Stede fucking Bonnet, like it was nothing.

1 1 6

OFMD Middle Names @ofmdmiddlenames.bsky.social · 1d

158. Stede Montague Sterling Bonnet

"Stede Montague Sterling Bonnet," Martha snapped at her son, "You will sit down and listen."

1 1 4

OFMD Middle Names @ofmdmiddlenames.bsky.social · 1d

157. Izzy "Thirteen" Hands

killed and maimed and endured watered-down tavern beer and the company of Izzy "Thirteen" Hands for this man without understanding that the thing propelling his body forward was love, the greatest love of his life.

1 1 2

OFMD Middle Names @ofmdmiddlenames.bsky.social · 1d

156. Stede Bartholomewl Bonnet

With all my love,

Stede Bartholomewl Bonnet <3

1 1 4

OFMD Middle Names @ofmdmiddlenames.bsky.social · 1d

155. Stede fucking Bonnet

His brain is still half-dreaming, half-dead, and the only thing that carried over fully intact from there to here is Stede fucking Bonnet.

1 1 4

OFMD Middle Names @ofmdmiddlenames.bsky.social · 1d

154. Ned Fucking Low

1 1 5

OFMD Middle Names @ofmdmiddlenames.bsky.social · 1d

153. Stede Fucking Bonnet

Lucius was right all along. It had been life beginning anew. For Stede Fucking Bonnet.

1 1 4

OFMD Middle Names @ofmdmiddlenames.bsky.social · 1d

152. Stede 'auxiliary wardrobe' Bonnet

Mind you, he thinks, judging from his description in the True Journal, if anyone was going to have a large mirror on board a pirate ship it would be Stede 'auxiliary wardrobe' Bonnet.

1 1 6

OFMD Middle Names @ofmdmiddlenames.bsky.social · 1d

151. Stede Noel Bonnet

"STEDE NOEL BONNET WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR ROBE AND WHY IS THERE A CHRISTMAS TREE ON YOUR COCK?!" He hears sideburns yell from the hall.

1 1 5

OFMD Middle Names @ofmdmiddlenames.bsky.social · 25d

150. Stede Fucking Bonnet

And what had he left in his place? An agreeable mimic, a laughing, climbing, working phantom in the shape of Stede Fucking Bonnet, a man somehow less threatening than his own wanted poster.

1 1 6

OFMD Middle Names @ofmdmiddlenames.bsky.social · 25d

149. Stede Angelica Bonnet

Lucius jumped off the desk. "Stede Angelica Bonnet! I have the perfect idea! You know Pete works at WQAR, right? Do you listen to the morning show in your car on your way here in the mornings?"

1 1 5

OFMD Middle Names @ofmdmiddlenames.bsky.social · 25d

148. Stede Montague Bonnet

"Stede Montague Bonnet!" Ed held a hand to his chest like he was scandalized, even though his broad grin totally gave him away.

1 1 2

OFMD Middle Names @ofmdmiddlenames.bsky.social · 25d

147. Edward Joseph Teach

"Quite alright," the vicar said. "Edward Joseph Teach, do you take this man, Stede Bonnet, to be your husband?

1 1 2

OFMD Middle Names @ofmdmiddlenames.bsky.social · 25d

146. Stede fucking Bonnet

Ed scoffs. "Who looks at an interstate and sees precious gems? Stede fucking Bonnet."

1 1 2

OFMD Middle Names @ofmdmiddlenames.bsky.social · 25d

145. Stede fucking Bonnet

"Stede, be careful, he does know his shit," Ed warns him, and Stede replies with the most Stede fucking Bonnet thing he could possibly say, which is "As do I, you've taught me well."

1 1 2

OFMD Middle Names @ofmdmiddlenames.bsky.social · Sep 12

One of my favourite middle names in my collection!

OFMD Middle Names @ofmdmiddlenames.bsky.social · Sep 12

Yay! I love that fic!

OFMD Middle Names @ofmdmiddlenames.bsky.social · Sep 12

Can't remember what this one's from.

OFMD Middle Names @ofmdmiddlenames.bsky.social · Sep 12

I remember reading it but I can't remember anything else about it or what it's called. Sorry!

OFMD Middle Names @ofmdmiddlenames.bsky.social · Sep 12

I think it might be Lock and Key. Perhaps @reluctantrose.bsky.social could confirm or deny?

1 3

OFMD Middle Names @ofmdmiddlenames.bsky.social · Sep 12

144. Stede Timothy James Bonnet

"Stede Timothy James Bonnet, do you take this man, Edward Teach, to be your husband? Do you vow to love him,

1 3

OFMD Middle Names @ofmdmiddlenames.bsky.social · Sep 12

142. Stede Cordelia Bonnet
143. Ed Louisa May Teach

"Stede Cordelia Bonnet and Ed Louisa May Teach! Spill!" demanded Lucius.

1 4

OFMD Middle Names @ofmdmiddlenames.bsky.social · Sep 12

141. Stede fucking Bonnet

Stede fucking Bonnet aside, he thinks about Izzy and him against the fucking world, co-owners of Blackbeard's

1 3

OFMD Middle Names @ofmdmiddlenames.bsky.social · Sep 12

140. Stede No-Middle-Name Bonnet

Blackbeard keeps his expression neutral. "Your middle name, huh? You're a fool then, Stede No-Middle-Name Bonnet. You wasted your transaction. 'M not drinking it."

1 3