Michael James Carter-Rogers
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Never not touching each other in every way.
But hopefully he stops fucking touching my crisps.
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But hopefully he stops fucking touching my crisps.
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Day nth of stealing @ofarcanelove.bsky.social’s clothes.
Because I can. And I want to.
And his jackets are immaculate.
Because I can. And I want to.
And his jackets are immaculate.
Gasps, holding a hand over her heart.
“How dare you, Michael James.
I’m two years younger than you.
Are you saying I look aged?”
“How dare you, Michael James.
I’m two years younger than you.
Are you saying I look aged?”
He’s staring blankly at her for a moment.
“You’re aware we’re the same age, right?”
“You’re aware we’re the same age, right?”
“Ow.” Rubs her forehead and scowls.
“Why would I even do that?
Also, I’m too young to be married. You’d probably a papal dispensation to marry someone underage like me.”
“Why would I even do that?
Also, I’m too young to be married. You’d probably a papal dispensation to marry someone underage like me.”
Flicks the front of her forehead.
“Isn’t your mum dating my date anyway? And who says that? Are you asking me to marry you, Lina?”
“Isn’t your mum dating my date anyway? And who says that? Are you asking me to marry you, Lina?”
“You’d obviously be married to someone else. Probably smarter and prettier…” she smirks.
“Didn’t they say that your spouse is supposed to be your best friend number one?”
“Didn’t they say that your spouse is supposed to be your best friend number one?”
Slowly looks over at her and just stares.
“What would even make you say that? We’re already best friends forever.”
“What would even make you say that? We’re already best friends forever.”
“You know… if your mother ended up with my father.
That would make us…. 𝘚𝘵𝘦𝘱-𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴."
Grins at @ofarcanelove.bsky.social
“We’ll be best friends…. Forever.”
That would make us…. 𝘚𝘵𝘦𝘱-𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴."
Grins at @ofarcanelove.bsky.social
“We’ll be best friends…. Forever.”
Reposted by Michael James Carter-Rogers
Just sits on her favourite chair and drinks a large glass of frozen margarita.
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“SHIELD? Michael, you’ve just turned 18.” She looks warily, answering him in a softer tone.
“Is that what you’ve always planned after high school? Because… I. It’s dangerous, Michael.”
“Is that what you’ve always planned after high school? Because… I. It’s dangerous, Michael.”
He’s nodding just a little but he takes longer to chew this time, trying to draw out the time he has before he’d answer her.
Finally he swallows and sighs.
“I’m going somewhere here, fast track into SHIELD afterwards…”
Finally he swallows and sighs.
“I’m going somewhere here, fast track into SHIELD afterwards…”
“There’s been a few options. Mama and Papa wants to keep me within the country, but…”
She just shrugs and pulls out her own lunch and takes a bite of her own sandwich.
“What about you? About to follow Aunt P’s wishes to be a proper English gentleman and go for Oxford?”
She just shrugs and pulls out her own lunch and takes a bite of her own sandwich.
“What about you? About to follow Aunt P’s wishes to be a proper English gentleman and go for Oxford?”
There’s a playful roll of his eyes but he does nod in agreement, he’s seen it.
Chewing the mouthful quickly, he’d swallow before responding.
“Yeah? You picked a place?”
Eyes on hers as he takes another bite, watching her as he eats.
Chewing the mouthful quickly, he’d swallow before responding.
“Yeah? You picked a place?”
Eyes on hers as he takes another bite, watching her as he eats.
“I do not claw out people’s eyes.
I gouge them out with a pen.” She chuckles, sitting across Michael with an even bigger smile on her face as she sees him eat.
Lina knows she better not stare too much but she’s always been a hopeless case around her own best friend.
“So…… Universities…..”
I gouge them out with a pen.” She chuckles, sitting across Michael with an even bigger smile on her face as she sees him eat.
Lina knows she better not stare too much but she’s always been a hopeless case around her own best friend.
“So…… Universities…..”
“And just because you can claw someone’s eyes out doesn’t mean you can take care of yourself either.”
He flops himself down onto the nearest chair, unwrapping the sandwich as he does.
The second he’s sat, he’s taking a large bite from it.
He flops himself down onto the nearest chair, unwrapping the sandwich as he does.
The second he’s sat, he’s taking a large bite from it.
“Just because you’re taller than I am doesn’t always mean you can always take care of yourself.”
Lina grins at her best friend and chuckles when he’s looking apprehensive with the food she’s brought.
“Relax. It’s just a steak sandwich.
We had way too many left over last night from dinner.”
Lina grins at her best friend and chuckles when he’s looking apprehensive with the food she’s brought.
“Relax. It’s just a steak sandwich.
We had way too many left over last night from dinner.”
He’d lean his head back just a little but not actually trying to fight her help.
“You know I’m a big boy and can take care of myself?”
But he’s totally leaning over to inspect the package and quickly taking it from her with a quiet thanks.
“You know I’m a big boy and can take care of myself?”
But he’s totally leaning over to inspect the package and quickly taking it from her with a quiet thanks.
“I will not, Mike. Besides, who else is going to take care of you when I’m not here.”
She says, dramatically poofing out her skirt while pulling out a wrapped package from her bag.
“Made some extra food for your fat ass.”
She says, dramatically poofing out her skirt while pulling out a wrapped package from her bag.
“Made some extra food for your fat ass.”
There’s a hint of a wince as she rubs at his face but he doesn’t stop her.
“Can you not?”
A faint huff and then he’s rolling his shoulders again.
“Rugby. Mum wants me to try some other sports.”
“Can you not?”
A faint huff and then he’s rolling his shoulders again.
“Rugby. Mum wants me to try some other sports.”
“𝘉𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦… You got a lil’ something on your face.” Lina digs in her pockets for her silk handkerchief and wipes the green dirt on the side of Michael’s face.
“Rolling around on the grass?”
“Rolling around on the grass?”
Giving her a slight side eye.
“Why are you staring at me?”
“Why are you staring at me?”