Eline Fjord
@ofanichan.bsky.social
She/Her | Just a fluffy sheep~
If I'm not a damsel, then why am I constantly in distress?
If I'm not a damsel, then why am I constantly in distress?
Find yourself a man who looks at you like how Donald Trump looks at Bill Clinton
November 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Find yourself a man who looks at you like how Donald Trump looks at Bill Clinton
I was gonna start with some dietary medication, but just got told it's a long process that for some people means they have to take it for the rest of their lives (not from my doctor mind you, I got to hear it elsewhere) and now I am second guessing it.
November 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I was gonna start with some dietary medication, but just got told it's a long process that for some people means they have to take it for the rest of their lives (not from my doctor mind you, I got to hear it elsewhere) and now I am second guessing it.
Who decided to make all the transgender words impossible for me to say, so I will never be able to talk to doctors about it without sounding like a dumbdumb?
Androgyninous? Gender inkroguiditi? SIMPLE WORDS PEOPLE PLS
Androgyninous? Gender inkroguiditi? SIMPLE WORDS PEOPLE PLS
November 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Who decided to make all the transgender words impossible for me to say, so I will never be able to talk to doctors about it without sounding like a dumbdumb?
Androgyninous? Gender inkroguiditi? SIMPLE WORDS PEOPLE PLS
Androgyninous? Gender inkroguiditi? SIMPLE WORDS PEOPLE PLS
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I actually remembered #Selfiefredag !!
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I actually remembered #Selfiefredag !!
I actually remembered #Selfiefredag !!
November 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I actually remembered #Selfiefredag !!
I want lip filler (And surgery and laser hair-removal and *insert a big list that never ends here*)
November 14, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I want lip filler (And surgery and laser hair-removal and *insert a big list that never ends here*)
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Do you ever think about how "slay" is just "pwn" for the girls, gays and theys?
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Do you ever think about how "slay" is just "pwn" for the girls, gays and theys?
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craving sushi, save me 🥀
November 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
craving sushi, save me 🥀
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Shoutout to 60 year old men with Bieber haitcuts
November 8, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Shoutout to 60 year old men with Bieber haitcuts
If your town/city had background music like in a videogame. do you think it would be a banger track?
November 5, 2025 at 10:05 AM
If your town/city had background music like in a videogame. do you think it would be a banger track?
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Had to share this from twitter just because
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Had to share this from twitter just because
If Mamdani wins, I'm celebrating by dying my hair ginger/orange
November 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
If Mamdani wins, I'm celebrating by dying my hair ginger/orange
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Han vil bli sterkt savnet
November 3, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Han vil bli sterkt savnet
I want an anime about a rivalry between a straight man and a lesbian woman,who competes in taking the most possible space in a public transit
Seated next to a man on the FlixBus but fortunately lesbians can compete in manspreading
November 3, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I want an anime about a rivalry between a straight man and a lesbian woman,who competes in taking the most possible space in a public transit
Pokemon Legends ZA looks great for a switch game. Idk what people complain about
October 31, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Pokemon Legends ZA looks great for a switch game. Idk what people complain about
The Pokemon community is the only community that don't give two shits about spoilers.
When a new game comes out, I have to avoid social media like a plague because people will just put new pokemon in their thumbnails and they don't get any backflash for it. It is exhausting every time.
When a new game comes out, I have to avoid social media like a plague because people will just put new pokemon in their thumbnails and they don't get any backflash for it. It is exhausting every time.
October 23, 2025 at 9:58 AM
The Pokemon community is the only community that don't give two shits about spoilers.
When a new game comes out, I have to avoid social media like a plague because people will just put new pokemon in their thumbnails and they don't get any backflash for it. It is exhausting every time.
When a new game comes out, I have to avoid social media like a plague because people will just put new pokemon in their thumbnails and they don't get any backflash for it. It is exhausting every time.
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this map claims that norway leads the world in per capita pizza consumption and i believe this absolutely checks out
October 20, 2025 at 10:58 AM
this map claims that norway leads the world in per capita pizza consumption and i believe this absolutely checks out
The experience of being manic and being like "I rule, I love myself, I am having so much fun! Yay!" And then looking at your friends who is visibly very uncomfortable because you are being way too much and you just go.. ah, fuck. I'm the drama.
October 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The experience of being manic and being like "I rule, I love myself, I am having so much fun! Yay!" And then looking at your friends who is visibly very uncomfortable because you are being way too much and you just go.. ah, fuck. I'm the drama.
Today is definitly the saddest day of 2025 (for me)
October 16, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Today is definitly the saddest day of 2025 (for me)