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Kechi @obigem.bsky.social · 49m

I love how the game thinks this is a phase 🥴

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Kechi @obigem.bsky.social · 3h

a neon sign with the name alejandro in pink and blue

ALT: a neon sign with the name alejandro in pink and blue

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Kechi @obigem.bsky.social · 3h

a cartoon of a boy and a girl holding golf clubs with a watermark that says yazydenum

ALT: a cartoon of a boy and a girl holding golf clubs with a watermark that says yazydenum

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Kechi @obigem.bsky.social · 8h

Mel is the very definition of avoidant. The longer she does it, the harder it is for her to stop 💁🏾‍♀️

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Kechi @obigem.bsky.social · 8h

Everyone: So what's happening with Heath and Mel?

Me:

a woman is saying that she hopes you will tune in again tomorrow

ALT: a woman is saying that she hopes you will tune in again tomorrow

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Kechi @obigem.bsky.social · 8h

Girl, Dre is living her witness her best friend's proposal fantasy right now. What other people want is sadly in the rear view at this point 😅

Kechi @obigem.bsky.social · 8h

she's so desensitized to all the nasty stuff Mel and Saunders get up to 😏

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Kechi @obigem.bsky.social · 8h

he's but a simple americana boy who'd rather not hear about other people's sex lives. It's bad enough he knows what Chad's dick looks like 😂

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Kechi @obigem.bsky.social · 8h

She's like a puppy, she can't be trusted free range 💁🏾‍♀️

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Kechi @obigem.bsky.social · 8h

well, when you've known someone for the better part of 3 decades, certain things stick with you 😅

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Kechi @obigem.bsky.social · 8h

Mel:

a woman is sitting on a couch holding a clipboard and saying `` okay , alright '' .

ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch holding a clipboard and saying `` okay , alright '' .

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Kechi @obigem.bsky.social · 10h

3 hours, just long enough for nothing to happen at all 💁🏿‍♀️

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Kechi @obigem.bsky.social · 10h

poor baby thinks that's dancing 🙃

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Kechi @obigem.bsky.social · 10h

the scream I scrumpt 😂

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Kechi @obigem.bsky.social · 11h

As for the dusty brunette, it would appear that description jostled a sense of urgency for another gentleman at the Sands Casino that night.

But the outcome was the same. Two men with the sole mission of saving the chaotic, disastrous women with which they are hopelessly in love.

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Kechi @obigem.bsky.social · 11h

"Andre—"

"I know. I know." Andrea cut off Saunders before he could even get her full name out. Letting out a sigh, "Well, don't let me stop you. Go get our girl." Andrea gave Saunders her blessing as it was unequivocally clear at this point at least who the cliff diving blonde was.

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Kechi @obigem.bsky.social · 12h

"Plumbius Maximus?" The first guy corrected the second guy.

"Yeah, yeah, that! That's what she said on the way down."

"Which one? The blonde or the dusty brunette?"

"I told you already, I was too far away to—"

"Whatever dude. No more stories. Let's just get hammered and hit the slots."

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Kechi @obigem.bsky.social · 12h

"We could go back there right now. Bet their clothes are still there and then that's proof that—"

"You planted them?" The second guy snickered

"OK, here's something you have to believe. One of them yelled out, ya know that old slang from like 30 years ago after she jumped. Plumbite Maxim I think?"

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Kechi @obigem.bsky.social · 12h

"Andrea." Saunders gave Dre a panicked look.

"Look, I know what you're thinking. Cliff diving definitely sounds like something Melody might do, but that doesn't mean it's her. That could be any drunken teenager diving for thrills on a weekend getaway. No reason to sound the alarms."

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Kechi @obigem.bsky.social · 12h

"I told you already, I wasn't close enough to see all that, but from a distance, they looked hella perky."

"Bullshit. You're making this up."

"Bruh, I shit you not. They both started stripping down to their underwear. I woulda gotten closer, but they totally cliff dove."

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Kechi @obigem.bsky.social · 13h

"I'm sorry, Andrea, but I can't just wait around here and do nothing. I'm going out to look for her."

"Saunders, just listen to me!" Andrea and Saunders began to argue when a group of two gentleman entered the casino lobby.

"How big were we talking. D's or C's?" The first guy said to the second.

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Kechi @obigem.bsky.social · 13h

"Saunders, it's probably best if you stay here while Cam and I go out searching."

"Now wait a minute," Saunders protested, "I can't just wait around here while Melody is just Watcher knows where."

"You have to. If Melody comes back, she's most likely to stay put if you're here to greet her."

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Kechi @obigem.bsky.social · 13h

"Soooo, here?" Cam made the obvious guess.

"No. As much as I hate to admit it, this place is too classed up for Melody's baser sensibilities. She'd go for something more rustic and rundown. Bonus points if somebody died there. Cam, you and I will fan out and check every dive bar within 15 miles."

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Kechi @obigem.bsky.social · 13h

"Saunders, why didn't you lead with that?"

"Because—"

"Forget it, it doesn't matter! So, this might be bad, but if I know Mel, and I know her well, it shouldn't be that hard to track down where'd she'd most likely go. Any place with booze, dancing, probably drugs—"

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Kechi @obigem.bsky.social · 14h

"As good as that sounds, that won't work in this situation." Saunders deflated.

"And why not?"

"Because one of the first things I did when I discovered she wasn't in the room was call her. Her phone started ringing from the vanity."

"She doesn't have her phone on her?" Andrea's face fell.

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