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Artistic erotic photographer. Human being.

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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 20d

Blade w. Spade (2025) #filmisnotdead #35mm #nyc #newyork #brooklyn #eastnewyork #knifeplay #eroticart

nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 8m

What’s the link?

nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 9m

I’m sorry about your cat btw. I lost my pal of 12 years fairly recently myself.

nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 9m

Weird that people still think trying to get people to pray to their imaginary friend through negging still works

nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 7h

Anally

nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 7h

Omw

nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 8h

Maybe something to do with buildings

nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 8h

What could possibly warrant him making one trillion fucking dollars

nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 11h

…he doesn’t have thumbs.

nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 12h

Pretty sure trump doesn’t think he’s going anywhere

nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 13h

Can you explain in what way you see it as nasty?

nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 13h

Hate it when that happens

nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 13h

Choice

nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 13h

So you can’t message your on telegram?

nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 13h

Oh so it’s not made of people any more?

nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 13h

Lucky

nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 14h

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a white board and says `` very nice ! ''

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a white board and says `` very nice ! ''

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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 1d

Woof

nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 1d

Probably that guy who’s been stalking you.

nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 1d

two men are standing next to each other and the words stop looking are on the bottom

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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 1d

Dikembe Shalombo!

nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 1d

People honk at me in nyc for crossing the damn street and every time they do I just stop in front of them and dare them to run me over while I curse them out. People rely on their damn horns too much then wimp out when you challenge them .

nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 1d

Purty

nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 1d

Weird looking bunny rabbit.

nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe come up with a way to discourage grocery stores in low income neighborhoods from charging ridiculous prices for food knowing that low income and elderly people are less likely to leave their neighborhood to save money. It’s ridiculous how much places like CTown and Fine Fare charge.

nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a suit says bam got him while standing in front of a brick wall

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