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NULLIFYING DROPKICK TO YOUR FAT HEAD!
i saw the 'lop' in 'kamulop fortune exchange' and i thought 'slop fortune exchange'

cursed by the slop..
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
imagine getting an electron microscope out to diagnose an electron bug
November 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Sign in to confirm you're not a cat.
November 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
wishlist features on platforms like steam and discord are so frivolous, i don't want to be restricted to wishing for 'rawr bundle' or a dozen visual novels, i want to be able to express real wishes like 'get licked by someone adorable :3'
November 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
FRLG's in-game help system has some *amazing* questions you can ask yourself like "What should I be doing?" and "I'm out of things to do."
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
maybe i should stop trying to play at 5:30am without an american to throw me into US servers
November 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
from the company that felt the need to quantify QR Code®, there's also the USB Type-C® Connector (Upper)
November 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
me, playing a sonic game for the first time ever: 'huh, so they were right when they said jazz jackrabbit was basically sonic with guns'
November 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Processing Vulkan shaders (52%)
November 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
i love being kinda sickish it makes the brain fog even more foggy 🥴
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
i love the official sqex community streams, john ffxiv almost wanted to play as tank..
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
my iphone has like a yaptic engine i keep yapping using it
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
kittens. there's been a big meow and you can't go across the-
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
investing in meowing is going pretty well,,
November 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
if you pickle a pixel 10 pro fold does it become a pickle 10 pro fold
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
i wish painful sleep to whoever puts {{firstName}} or worse in their marketing email templates

HI << SUBJECT NAME HERE >>, ACCESS YOUR ORDER HISTORY

PSH! << SUBJECT NAME HERE >>, YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS OUT ON CYBER CHRISTMAS DEALS!

worse when it's a deadname as >parcel services can get picky
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
linked this post on my discord as a similar joke came up and it suddenly got two likes
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
i took this random elevator pic the other day and i think ihvrbenfjtvncfdojuvrfdjcmkx
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
my brain almost internalized 'what the helly' just from seeing people use it and i'm mildly concerned i'll find myself using it one unfiltered moment
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
eepy.day today
eepy day
eepy.day
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
i literally just got back home and i already had to power cycle my monitor twice

i love samsung
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
from my screenshot collection, 5 years ago: "the multiple flavors of vista"
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 AM
what happened to the mrowser company of new york i kept hearing about them and then they just faded into the meow
November 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
published by epic megahugs
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM