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shens
@nshens.ru
· Nov 2
god at the pearly gates refused to let me in. told me “blud you asked me for a pawjob from an emo shawty” i can’t even have that in heaven apparently??
Bored so i’m listening to charli xcx at mcdonalds
February 16, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Bored so i’m listening to charli xcx at mcdonalds
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February 13, 2026 at 10:41 AM
me: *in a labyrinth, comes across a broken path with two guards*
guard: one of us only tells the truth, and the other only tells lies. choose wisely, traveller.
me: well well well if it aint the blowjob brothers
guard: one of us only tells the truth, and the other only tells lies. choose wisely, traveller.
me: well well well if it aint the blowjob brothers
February 12, 2026 at 4:37 PM
me: *in a labyrinth, comes across a broken path with two guards*
guard: one of us only tells the truth, and the other only tells lies. choose wisely, traveller.
me: well well well if it aint the blowjob brothers
guard: one of us only tells the truth, and the other only tells lies. choose wisely, traveller.
me: well well well if it aint the blowjob brothers
maybe its just me but sometimes i feel like liking a niche post is like firing a flare gun announcing your presence in the poster’s notifications
February 11, 2026 at 6:10 AM
maybe its just me but sometimes i feel like liking a niche post is like firing a flare gun announcing your presence in the poster’s notifications
google translate’s text-to-speech model IS a vocaloid in my heart
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
google translate’s text-to-speech model IS a vocaloid in my heart
there are people that wake up every day without having a goal in their head to end the day as a better person than the one who started it and honestly that scares me
January 27, 2026 at 5:23 PM
there are people that wake up every day without having a goal in their head to end the day as a better person than the one who started it and honestly that scares me
the three lycanthropes of full moon christmas: werewolf, iswolf, willbewolf
January 27, 2026 at 6:59 AM
the three lycanthropes of full moon christmas: werewolf, iswolf, willbewolf
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Half-Life 2 SDK is always fun
January 1, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Half-Life 2 SDK is always fun
they should invent hair that doesn’t stick to your face due to static electricity when you brush it
January 24, 2026 at 7:42 AM
they should invent hair that doesn’t stick to your face due to static electricity when you brush it
americans be like “call your senators/represenatives!” and i think if i were to call mine somehow he’d tell me to kill myself
January 19, 2026 at 5:08 AM
americans be like “call your senators/represenatives!” and i think if i were to call mine somehow he’d tell me to kill myself
PSA: you can spot digital human mimics by the way the backfaces are culled on the inside of their mouth when they speak
January 17, 2026 at 4:39 PM
PSA: you can spot digital human mimics by the way the backfaces are culled on the inside of their mouth when they speak
i have a hot take to say ✋
i don’t think bsky needs private accounts, i enjoy the purely public infrastructure in fact, — you can just use something like a private telegram channel and invite whoever you want.
i don’t think bsky needs private accounts, i enjoy the purely public infrastructure in fact, — you can just use something like a private telegram channel and invite whoever you want.
January 16, 2026 at 2:02 PM
i have a hot take to say ✋
i don’t think bsky needs private accounts, i enjoy the purely public infrastructure in fact, — you can just use something like a private telegram channel and invite whoever you want.
i don’t think bsky needs private accounts, i enjoy the purely public infrastructure in fact, — you can just use something like a private telegram channel and invite whoever you want.
it’s only called a joystick if you’re experiencing joy. otherwise it’s the stick of despair
January 13, 2026 at 12:18 PM
it’s only called a joystick if you’re experiencing joy. otherwise it’s the stick of despair
been thinking of this NL-esque bit of a cis guy who gets bottom surgery because he’s “not dysphoric, just inconvenienced”
January 6, 2026 at 10:52 PM
been thinking of this NL-esque bit of a cis guy who gets bottom surgery because he’s “not dysphoric, just inconvenienced”
madeonnn release Super Platinum and my life is yours
January 5, 2026 at 1:59 PM
madeonnn release Super Platinum and my life is yours
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January 2, 2026 at 7:29 AM
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if you want to code, you should just do it for yourself. dont go to school for it, dont get a job for it where what you're coding is of no interest to you - if you could even get a junior level position
January 2, 2026 at 12:38 AM
if you want to code, you should just do it for yourself. dont go to school for it, dont get a job for it where what you're coding is of no interest to you - if you could even get a junior level position
ninajirachi i love my computer aoty
December 31, 2025 at 6:32 AM
ninajirachi i love my computer aoty
bored so I’m listening to madeon at a mcdonalds
December 26, 2025 at 9:29 AM
bored so I’m listening to madeon at a mcdonalds
its called the playstation 5 because you do a 5 degree turn and walk away
December 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
its called the playstation 5 because you do a 5 degree turn and walk away
seeing westerners on the internet celebrate the holiday season while your russian ass is having 25th as a completely regular work day
December 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
seeing westerners on the internet celebrate the holiday season while your russian ass is having 25th as a completely regular work day
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we all got that one mutual that complains about almost everything and never seems to enjoy anything
December 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
we all got that one mutual that complains about almost everything and never seems to enjoy anything