Nova999999
@nova999999.bsky.social
He/Him
Most prolific ice cream consumer anyone knows
If you don't like how I advocate feel free to eliminate all the reasons why I'm advocating and I'll stop
Most prolific ice cream consumer anyone knows
If you don't like how I advocate feel free to eliminate all the reasons why I'm advocating and I'll stop
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Nova999999
@nova999999.bsky.social
· Nov 13
This is not an anonymous account. My boss loves my posts, so if you want to send him some, he's already seen them. I'm a 26 year old living in the near west suburbs of Chicago. Born in Lublin, Poland. Moved here when I was 9. Currently single. My main interests are biking, photography, 1/🧵
Because of Trump's stupid ass, tax revenue destroying ideas my taxable income for 2025 is a little over 20% lower than 2024 despite me making more money.
February 10, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Because of Trump's stupid ass, tax revenue destroying ideas my taxable income for 2025 is a little over 20% lower than 2024 despite me making more money.
The Mr. Beast ad was so funny because no Mr. Beast viewer will ever be in a position to decide what software is being used at their job.
February 9, 2026 at 2:35 PM
The Mr. Beast ad was so funny because no Mr. Beast viewer will ever be in a position to decide what software is being used at their job.
Our biggest customer took a month to update our bank information and paused payments in the meantime so now I'm getting $500,000 in one go💀
February 5, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Our biggest customer took a month to update our bank information and paused payments in the meantime so now I'm getting $500,000 in one go💀
Mam suburban car thieves ain't shit. This bum tried and failed to steal my sister's Hyundai
February 3, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Mam suburban car thieves ain't shit. This bum tried and failed to steal my sister's Hyundai
My former supervisor who is 78 and retiring so I'm taking over his duties taught me a new term today:
SWAG. It's apparently an accounting term which I was very surprised to learn.
SWAG. It's apparently an accounting term which I was very surprised to learn.
February 3, 2026 at 12:24 AM
My former supervisor who is 78 and retiring so I'm taking over his duties taught me a new term today:
SWAG. It's apparently an accounting term which I was very surprised to learn.
SWAG. It's apparently an accounting term which I was very surprised to learn.
Oh yeah other drawback is my new work location which is further from the city and takes my commute from <3 miles to just under 8.
Finally got my offer letter from the new owners. 12% bump not including bonuses. 401k match doubles. Insurance gets significantly cheaper but won't be active until April 1st(They'llreimburseme for COBRA in the meantime). All in all not bad. The one potential drawback is I am now a salaried employee.
January 27, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Oh yeah other drawback is my new work location which is further from the city and takes my commute from <3 miles to just under 8.
Finally got my offer letter from the new owners. 12% bump not including bonuses. 401k match doubles. Insurance gets significantly cheaper but won't be active until April 1st(They'llreimburseme for COBRA in the meantime). All in all not bad. The one potential drawback is I am now a salaried employee.
January 26, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Finally got my offer letter from the new owners. 12% bump not including bonuses. 401k match doubles. Insurance gets significantly cheaper but won't be active until April 1st(They'llreimburseme for COBRA in the meantime). All in all not bad. The one potential drawback is I am now a salaried employee.
Idk how late he was working on it last night but I was leaving right before 7PM and he still hadn't. It's working this morning though.
Always cool to be a case the IT guy has never seen before. Not great timing considering I already missed 3 days with the flu.
January 6, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Idk how late he was working on it last night but I was leaving right before 7PM and he still hadn't. It's working this morning though.
Always cool to be a case the IT guy has never seen before. Not great timing considering I already missed 3 days with the flu.
January 5, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Always cool to be a case the IT guy has never seen before. Not great timing considering I already missed 3 days with the flu.
Alabama and Georgia losing on the same day? It really is Christmas season.
January 2, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Alabama and Georgia losing on the same day? It really is Christmas season.
Happy New Year nerds. That shit sucked but some promising changes coming up for me(although they do come with some drawbacks and unknowns)
January 1, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Happy New Year nerds. That shit sucked but some promising changes coming up for me(although they do come with some drawbacks and unknowns)
Just learned about NYC's end of year confetti bs. You're telling me you fuckers have a literal event dedicated to littering? What a joke of a city.
December 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Just learned about NYC's end of year confetti bs. You're telling me you fuckers have a literal event dedicated to littering? What a joke of a city.
Chase is a neverending nightmare. They forgot to ask for the new owners social security card when transferring ownership of the account so then last week they decided to restrict our account without warning leading to even more checks bouncing. We opened an account at a different bank last week. 1/2
December 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Chase is a neverending nightmare. They forgot to ask for the new owners social security card when transferring ownership of the account so then last week they decided to restrict our account without warning leading to even more checks bouncing. We opened an account at a different bank last week. 1/2
Picked up lunch for myself and my boss today because by bike is obviously superior to driving for a trip <2 miles and temperature only factors in if you're unaware of this newfangled invention called "clothing".
December 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Picked up lunch for myself and my boss today because by bike is obviously superior to driving for a trip <2 miles and temperature only factors in if you're unaware of this newfangled invention called "clothing".
Open enrollment and Jesus fuck. Deductible up 40-194% depending on which plan I pick. Out of pocket max up 87-133% depending on the plan. Premium up 10%. Dental is decreasing by $3.29 a week but with a provider my dentist doesn't have listed as accepting. Lol. Lmao. Lmfao. This country is a joke
December 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Open enrollment and Jesus fuck. Deductible up 40-194% depending on which plan I pick. Out of pocket max up 87-133% depending on the plan. Premium up 10%. Dental is decreasing by $3.29 a week but with a provider my dentist doesn't have listed as accepting. Lol. Lmao. Lmfao. This country is a joke
Just got hit with the first "bitch you don't have enough RAM for this" of my career from Excel.
December 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Just got hit with the first "bitch you don't have enough RAM for this" of my career from Excel.
Where I'm from we don't need a special day to be thankful but you do you Americans. This holiday was way funnier back when you'd do this performative bs and then trample each other over cheap goods hours later.
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Where I'm from we don't need a special day to be thankful but you do you Americans. This holiday was way funnier back when you'd do this performative bs and then trample each other over cheap goods hours later.
Calling 18 vendors today to let them know that pur checks bounced because Chase enabled fraud prevention without enabling our ability to approve flagged checks. 💀 Biggest bank in the world btw. 15 day wait for a phone number to update.
Jesus fuck never ever do business banking with Chase what an absolute fucking joke
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Calling 18 vendors today to let them know that pur checks bounced because Chase enabled fraud prevention without enabling our ability to approve flagged checks. 💀 Biggest bank in the world btw. 15 day wait for a phone number to update.
Jesus fuck never ever do business banking with Chase what an absolute fucking joke
November 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Jesus fuck never ever do business banking with Chase what an absolute fucking joke
Love when I'm on the phone with someone trying to get answers and they're muttering under their breath about their coworkers as they try to get those answers for me.
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Love when I'm on the phone with someone trying to get answers and they're muttering under their breath about their coworkers as they try to get those answers for me.
If I was ever in a position where sports gambling affected my life to such an extent that I felt compelled to make a video complaining about taxes on it, I would kill myself and it'd be the right thing to do.
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
If I was ever in a position where sports gambling affected my life to such an extent that I felt compelled to make a video complaining about taxes on it, I would kill myself and it'd be the right thing to do.
Jesus fuck listening to my parents talk about election conspiracy theories rn someone shoot me
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Jesus fuck listening to my parents talk about election conspiracy theories rn someone shoot me
I didn't get the chance to post about it earlier but the Logan Square redesign already nearly got me killed and I've only ridden through it once since it got opened to two way traffic. Great job CDoT! #bikechi
November 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I didn't get the chance to post about it earlier but the Logan Square redesign already nearly got me killed and I've only ridden through it once since it got opened to two way traffic. Great job CDoT! #bikechi
Consultant in charge of consolidating the financials post acquisition does not own a car and is getting here via Metra. We're getting along great
November 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Consultant in charge of consolidating the financials post acquisition does not own a car and is getting here via Metra. We're getting along great