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November 29, 2025 at 11:47 AM
O' beautiful, for spacious skies
Now those skies are threatening
They're beating plowshares into swords
For this tired old man that we elected king
Armchair warriors often fail
And we've been poisoned by these fairy tales
The lawyers clean up all details
Since daddy had to lie

Henley warned us.
November 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
You must really suck on CFB 26.
Omar Cooper just ran through Purdue's defense like he was playing against me on Heisman mode in CFB 26.
November 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I consider myself nonjudgmental, but dang - if you're wearing one of those fundamental haircuts and/or a ZZ-top beard, my guess is you've got flags coming out of your pickup truck, camo underwear and a MAGA hat. Thus signifying a hypocritical evangelist.
November 29, 2025 at 7:28 AM
We blew through 37 trillion debt in August and 38 trillion in November despite supposedly having record intake due to the tax hikes, I mean tariffs. We're spending like a drunken sailor and my suspicion it's mostly the military charades masked as border enforcement.

Where's the fiscal outrage?
November 29, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Micah Parsons is pretty good. Why can't the Cowboys get guys like that? #nfl #packers #cowboys
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
so bingewatching Perry Mason on some obscure channel that YouTubeTV picks up for subscription recording...

Is the really such thing as an external catheter? Just doesn't seem like a workable concept....
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Would it kill the #nfl to put on a national game that doesn't suck? #snf
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Seeing the progression of the Epstein files all of the sudden breaking loose like this:
a picture of an alien with the words " it 's a trap " on the bottom
ALT: a picture of an alien with the words " it 's a trap " on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Nothing says you're a eunuch like wearing a mask while doing your job cosplaying a federal agent except...

Shifting your base from Chicago to Charlotte before the snow falls.
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Pass Interference is such a devastating call, particularly when all these #NFL wunderkind blow it, like just now in #eagles vs #lions where it was absolutely - IF ANYTHING - OPI.

#NFL should make PI reviewable, particularly in the last 5 minutes of a half. The humans are no longer capable.
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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uhhhi'mmmm dreaming of a #mahomes -less playoffs

just like the ones I used to knoooooow....

#nfl #chiefs
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
#broncos are still frauds but #chiefs - good to see they really suck and hope that #statefarm rethinks their ad budget.
November 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Not a fan of the virtual measurement. Taking the drama out of the chains? Nah.

Automated balls and strikes, absolutely, but this is a bridge too far. #nfl
November 17, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Watching #chiefs and #broncos. Despise both teams so already I'm a winner.
November 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
#seahawks loss totally on #darnold. He has reverted to Jet form.
November 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
more annoying color analyst - Greg Olsen or Jon Smoltz
#seahawks and #mariners fans weigh in
November 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Drake Maye makes it look almost too easy...

#Patriots #TNF #NFL
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Is it just me or does Aaron Glenn have that same Ben Carson stoner vibe? #jets #patriots #nfl #tnf
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Nothing more reliable than the #patriots defense not showing up for the first drive. Somebody hit Fields into the 401.
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
MLB got it wrong but my guess is there was money on it.

Judge couldn't carry his team. Cal did.
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM