Ash (Not Williams)
@nottaenchilada.bsky.social
It's an impossible life to get over. Dad rocker, but not the cheesy shit. Cubs fan, but also not in the cheesy shit way.
If you were to hold an exhibition in any sport between Team A (+10 years in a professional league) and Team B (under 4 years in a pro league), which sport would be the best to watch, as a fan?
November 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
If you were to hold an exhibition in any sport between Team A (+10 years in a professional league) and Team B (under 4 years in a pro league), which sport would be the best to watch, as a fan?
I dont know if this works for me only... but every time Smoltz says something mind-numbing, I just say out loud "Shut the fuck up Smoltz".
My kids are going to learn a lot tonight.
My kids are going to learn a lot tonight.
October 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I dont know if this works for me only... but every time Smoltz says something mind-numbing, I just say out loud "Shut the fuck up Smoltz".
My kids are going to learn a lot tonight.
My kids are going to learn a lot tonight.
That seemed like a really long break going to the 12th. Im pretty sure it was because Tom Petty performed live.
October 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
That seemed like a really long break going to the 12th. Im pretty sure it was because Tom Petty performed live.
@pitchingninja.com That Fisher curve to get Kiki was real. Right?
October 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
@pitchingninja.com That Fisher curve to get Kiki was real. Right?
If I didnt know any better, I'd say Roberts knows the best way to ruin Treinen is to keep bringing him into games he has no business pitching in.
October 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
If I didnt know any better, I'd say Roberts knows the best way to ruin Treinen is to keep bringing him into games he has no business pitching in.
I hope the Brewers kept that L flag handy
October 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I hope the Brewers kept that L flag handy
Best part of Bears post-game is Moody being interviewed with his helmet and chinstrap in place... you never know when they're going to need a kick.
October 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Best part of Bears post-game is Moody being interviewed with his helmet and chinstrap in place... you never know when they're going to need a kick.
Just explained to my wife why these are the Hank White Championship games, and frankly I'm getting a lot of "couldn't give a fuck less".
October 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Just explained to my wife why these are the Hank White Championship games, and frankly I'm getting a lot of "couldn't give a fuck less".
Me on literally every Cubs check swing...
a man with his eyes closed is sitting in a crowd of people
ALT: a man with his eyes closed is sitting in a crowd of people
media.tenor.com
October 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Me on literally every Cubs check swing...
Why doesn't infield fly apply on that?
October 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Why doesn't infield fly apply on that?
When I hear AJ Pierzynski call a game, I can't help but hear a slightly less dopey Bill Murray in Caddyshack.
October 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
When I hear AJ Pierzynski call a game, I can't help but hear a slightly less dopey Bill Murray in Caddyshack.
I think all anyone really wants in life is to have somebody look at you the way Kershaw looks at Edman.
September 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I think all anyone really wants in life is to have somebody look at you the way Kershaw looks at Edman.
@danbernstein.bsky.social any relation to Karol G?
September 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
@danbernstein.bsky.social any relation to Karol G?
I am preemptively calling the all- CAPS social media post where the president touts the renaming of DOD to DO War and demands that Kamehameha immediately return the God of War to the White House.
September 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I am preemptively calling the all- CAPS social media post where the president touts the renaming of DOD to DO War and demands that Kamehameha immediately return the God of War to the White House.
Every once in a while, the universe synchronizes with my day flawlessly, creating a feeling of blissful harmony.
Today, it was pulling into the car wash at the exact same time "She Cleans Up" by FJM randomized on my playlist.
Today, it was pulling into the car wash at the exact same time "She Cleans Up" by FJM randomized on my playlist.
August 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Every once in a while, the universe synchronizes with my day flawlessly, creating a feeling of blissful harmony.
Today, it was pulling into the car wash at the exact same time "She Cleans Up" by FJM randomized on my playlist.
Today, it was pulling into the car wash at the exact same time "She Cleans Up" by FJM randomized on my playlist.
@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social For some reason I started paying more attention to baseball cards this year. Thought you might find this 1/1 interesting...
August 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social For some reason I started paying more attention to baseball cards this year. Thought you might find this 1/1 interesting...
Reposted by Ash (Not Williams)
August 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
One of the biggest challenges a lot of my fellow Americans seem to have is converting "it'll never happen here" to "it should never happen there either."
And then vice-versa.
And then vice-versa.
May 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
One of the biggest challenges a lot of my fellow Americans seem to have is converting "it'll never happen here" to "it should never happen there either."
And then vice-versa.
And then vice-versa.
April 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Reposted by Ash (Not Williams)
Craig is cooking with fire today (and, truthfully, most days).
April 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Craig is cooking with fire today (and, truthfully, most days).
Reposted by Ash (Not Williams)
As I was saying, the point of Ned's beheading was never, "honor gets you killed," it was "The best political players still can't solve for Joffreys"...
April 3, 2025 at 6:48 AM
As I was saying, the point of Ned's beheading was never, "honor gets you killed," it was "The best political players still can't solve for Joffreys"...
How about an April 1st throwback to when Greg Maddux ruined Kris Bryant forever...
youtu.be/axkik-8oFTs
youtu.be/axkik-8oFTs
Baseball Star Kris Bryant Gets Pranked by Hall of Famer Greg Maddux
YouTube video by Red Bull
youtu.be
April 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
How about an April 1st throwback to when Greg Maddux ruined Kris Bryant forever...
youtu.be/axkik-8oFTs
youtu.be/axkik-8oFTs