The thing that gets me is, despite all evidence to the contrary, despite the growing income inequality gap and the obvious decline of societal goods, capitalists will still look you in the face, without the slightest hint of irony and tell you things would be better if we didn't tax corporations and
December 5, 2025 at 9:45 AM
The thing that gets me is, despite all evidence to the contrary, despite the growing income inequality gap and the obvious decline of societal goods, capitalists will still look you in the face, without the slightest hint of irony and tell you things would be better if we didn't tax corporations and
Pretty cool that the only two real choices in political parties in this country are "fuck you and die" and "Look, you're going to have to die and there's nothing we can do about it."
November 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Pretty cool that the only two real choices in political parties in this country are "fuck you and die" and "Look, you're going to have to die and there's nothing we can do about it."
I can't believe Zohran Mamdani killed Dick Cheney. Wait, yes I can.
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I can't believe Zohran Mamdani killed Dick Cheney. Wait, yes I can.
What's that? The young Republicans are just as bad as the old ones? That's crazy!
October 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
What's that? The young Republicans are just as bad as the old ones? That's crazy!
I love centrist Democrats, they think you can get politicians to change AFTER you've helped get them elected. Sure, give up all your leverage and expect them to do the right thing out of the kindness of their hearts once they're already in power, that usually works.
October 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I love centrist Democrats, they think you can get politicians to change AFTER you've helped get them elected. Sure, give up all your leverage and expect them to do the right thing out of the kindness of their hearts once they're already in power, that usually works.
The funniest part of Trump having a 20 point plan for anything is the idea of him actually being about to count to 20.
October 1, 2025 at 4:13 AM
The funniest part of Trump having a 20 point plan for anything is the idea of him actually being about to count to 20.
So the Democrats are going to keep trying to repackage centrism ever few weeks until every last one of us is in the camp, aren't they?
September 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
So the Democrats are going to keep trying to repackage centrism ever few weeks until every last one of us is in the camp, aren't they?
All these supposed liberals and Democrats going all "hate the sin, love the sinner" this past week has been a real mindfuck.
September 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
All these supposed liberals and Democrats going all "hate the sin, love the sinner" this past week has been a real mindfuck.
Eventually they're going to find the one minority in Utah to blame it on.
September 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Eventually they're going to find the one minority in Utah to blame it on.
There isn't a single billionaire alive who got to where they are without exploiting the working class, the poor, the planet and its resources and if you think they're part of the solution, it's actually you who is part of the problem.
August 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM
There isn't a single billionaire alive who got to where they are without exploiting the working class, the poor, the planet and its resources and if you think they're part of the solution, it's actually you who is part of the problem.
The irony of all those QAnon conspiracy theories and their cult leader is literally a pedophile human trafficker who's probably only surviving on blood transfusions from disappeared migrants
August 30, 2025 at 11:18 AM
The irony of all those QAnon conspiracy theories and their cult leader is literally a pedophile human trafficker who's probably only surviving on blood transfusions from disappeared migrants
Like, monsters aren't real. There are people you don't like and cultural ideas you might not agree with, but we're all still humans.
August 28, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Like, monsters aren't real. There are people you don't like and cultural ideas you might not agree with, but we're all still humans.
Every time a mass shooting happens it reminds me of quite possibly the saddest day of my life, Sandy Hook. I remember being online that day and reading posts from people who value instruments of death more than the lives of kindergartners and realizing this country was doomed.
August 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Every time a mass shooting happens it reminds me of quite possibly the saddest day of my life, Sandy Hook. I remember being online that day and reading posts from people who value instruments of death more than the lives of kindergartners and realizing this country was doomed.
Remember, if you're going to protest, just keep it down and if you're going to rebel, don't upset anybody.
August 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Remember, if you're going to protest, just keep it down and if you're going to rebel, don't upset anybody.
I sincerely don't get why more politicians don't do town halls, you just show up and get yelled at for 20 minutes.
August 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I sincerely don't get why more politicians don't do town halls, you just show up and get yelled at for 20 minutes.
I do not understand how every official Democrat response to any news simply isn't, "Goddamn, that motherfucker is crazy."
August 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I do not understand how every official Democrat response to any news simply isn't, "Goddamn, that motherfucker is crazy."
You would think at some point someone in the Israeli military would be like, "Hey, maybe we should move this "bomb innocent civilians and journalist button, we keep accidentally bumping into it."
August 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
You would think at some point someone in the Israeli military would be like, "Hey, maybe we should move this "bomb innocent civilians and journalist button, we keep accidentally bumping into it."
I would never burn an American flag because I don't destroy other people's property and I would never waste my money on something that stupid
August 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I would never burn an American flag because I don't destroy other people's property and I would never waste my money on something that stupid
Look, if you didn't want to die a brutally horrific death then you probably shouldn't have been born where you were born.
August 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Look, if you didn't want to die a brutally horrific death then you probably shouldn't have been born where you were born.
Girl, are you an Israeli pedophile? Because I want you to get on a plane and never come back.
August 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Girl, are you an Israeli pedophile? Because I want you to get on a plane and never come back.
The suffering is very bad, but those responsible for physically inflicting the suffering? They're very good.
August 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The suffering is very bad, but those responsible for physically inflicting the suffering? They're very good.
Me: Gal Gadot is a terrorist and should be shunned by society.
Friend: Yeah, her time in the IDF...
Me: *spits out water* SHE WAS IN THE IDF?!
Friend: Yeah, her time in the IDF...
Me: *spits out water* SHE WAS IN THE IDF?!
August 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Me: Gal Gadot is a terrorist and should be shunned by society.
Friend: Yeah, her time in the IDF...
Me: *spits out water* SHE WAS IN THE IDF?!
Friend: Yeah, her time in the IDF...
Me: *spits out water* SHE WAS IN THE IDF?!
The easiest and least nuanced way to find out if anyone is worth your time is to just ask them how they feel about free school lunches
August 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
The easiest and least nuanced way to find out if anyone is worth your time is to just ask them how they feel about free school lunches
I don't want a political party that's actually going to improve my life, I just need the same old failed policies but with attitude!
August 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I don't want a political party that's actually going to improve my life, I just need the same old failed policies but with attitude!
Look, as someone who has watched and enjoyed the Hebrew Hammer more than once, I feel uniquely qualified to offer my opinion on the Middle East.
August 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Look, as someone who has watched and enjoyed the Hebrew Hammer more than once, I feel uniquely qualified to offer my opinion on the Middle East.