Notpockets
@notpockets.bsky.social
Prince of Purgatory and CEO of Goon Gamerz Esports. I make videos that aren't serious
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everyone should be really nice to me like 97% of the time
January 30, 2026 at 8:22 PM
everyone should be really nice to me like 97% of the time
Master Chief. Lara Croft. Donkey Kong. Mario. Sackboy. These are many of the greatest and most iconic video game characters of all time. Today we have the privilege to welcome Atlas into the gaming hall of fame.
January 27, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Master Chief. Lara Croft. Donkey Kong. Mario. Sackboy. These are many of the greatest and most iconic video game characters of all time. Today we have the privilege to welcome Atlas into the gaming hall of fame.
*buuurp* morty we need to... we need to- *buuuurp* i gotta create the hyper jorkulation sphere...
January 27, 2026 at 3:25 AM
*buuurp* morty we need to... we need to- *buuuurp* i gotta create the hyper jorkulation sphere...
i want to spend 5k on my dream vtuber model soooo bad but at the same time holy shit can i not justify it in the slightest
January 25, 2026 at 5:11 PM
i want to spend 5k on my dream vtuber model soooo bad but at the same time holy shit can i not justify it in the slightest
i love twitter but its a shithole where you can pay $10 a month to have your hateful, bigoted opinions be heard louder than everyone else's, and there is also a financial incentive to being a piece of shit. if you even THINK about responding to ragebait the algorithm can tell and will feed you more
January 25, 2026 at 2:33 PM
i love twitter but its a shithole where you can pay $10 a month to have your hateful, bigoted opinions be heard louder than everyone else's, and there is also a financial incentive to being a piece of shit. if you even THINK about responding to ragebait the algorithm can tell and will feed you more
modded minecraft is a simulation of pure evil. it makes me feel like a native american who has just had his land stolen from him because i cannot possibly hope to compete in a world with supernatural powers forbidden by man and efficiencies that have made everything i know completely redundant
January 22, 2026 at 10:22 AM
modded minecraft is a simulation of pure evil. it makes me feel like a native american who has just had his land stolen from him because i cannot possibly hope to compete in a world with supernatural powers forbidden by man and efficiencies that have made everything i know completely redundant
the fact that we have a private armed force actively discriminating against people by race, its just blatant Nazism. ICE Agents are straight up just the Gestapo. if you feel the need to completely cover your face and hide your identity, you must know you're on the wrong side of history
January 15, 2026 at 4:19 AM
the fact that we have a private armed force actively discriminating against people by race, its just blatant Nazism. ICE Agents are straight up just the Gestapo. if you feel the need to completely cover your face and hide your identity, you must know you're on the wrong side of history
i respect that genshin impact doesn't really let u skip cutscenes or dialogue. they basically are saying "if you don't care about our story, fuck you. leave."
that being said, id really like to skip the cutscenes and dialogue
that being said, id really like to skip the cutscenes and dialogue
January 14, 2026 at 10:49 AM
i respect that genshin impact doesn't really let u skip cutscenes or dialogue. they basically are saying "if you don't care about our story, fuck you. leave."
that being said, id really like to skip the cutscenes and dialogue
that being said, id really like to skip the cutscenes and dialogue
there was 15lbs of chili in the fridge when i went to bed last night where the hell did it go
January 7, 2026 at 10:00 AM
there was 15lbs of chili in the fridge when i went to bed last night where the hell did it go
Apex Legends players gotta be the most miserable people both in game and outside. Every time a new patch comes out everyone goes OMG IS RESPAWN ON FUCKING DRUGS LMAOOOO IT'S SO OVER GG and then it turns out the things they had a mental breakdown over were perfectly fine
January 6, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Apex Legends players gotta be the most miserable people both in game and outside. Every time a new patch comes out everyone goes OMG IS RESPAWN ON FUCKING DRUGS LMAOOOO IT'S SO OVER GG and then it turns out the things they had a mental breakdown over were perfectly fine
i was telling my friend how this is my favorite britney spears song. i never watched the music video til now but it rules just as much as this song does www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQFI...
Britney Spears - Break The Ice (Official HD Video)
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January 3, 2026 at 11:40 PM
i was telling my friend how this is my favorite britney spears song. i never watched the music video til now but it rules just as much as this song does www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQFI...
Reposted by Notpockets
January 3, 2026 at 9:29 AM
i still think if you have to queue for a game and you try to quit mid game, it should turn your entire PC off
December 28, 2025 at 10:08 AM
i still think if you have to queue for a game and you try to quit mid game, it should turn your entire PC off
i set up the "for you" page on bluesky and that feed is like 70% porn wtf happened is there just 1 artist im following thats a total gooner and liking all this armpit art?
December 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
i set up the "for you" page on bluesky and that feed is like 70% porn wtf happened is there just 1 artist im following thats a total gooner and liking all this armpit art?
i like when artists have a catchphrase like "work is da poop" or "i was born to work retail" or "ate a burger" i think my catchphrase is "i just need to go to bed early tonight"
December 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
i like when artists have a catchphrase like "work is da poop" or "i was born to work retail" or "ate a burger" i think my catchphrase is "i just need to go to bed early tonight"
yt loves to relentlessly recommend me members content from channels i'm not subscribed to
December 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
yt loves to relentlessly recommend me members content from channels i'm not subscribed to
notpockets emo cover album 2030 leaked tracklist
December 14, 2025 at 8:43 AM
notpockets emo cover album 2030 leaked tracklist
i've done nothing but grind league of legends the past week and i chillmaxxed my way into emerald (top 10%) so now i am free to do other things! hooray!
December 11, 2025 at 11:23 AM
i've done nothing but grind league of legends the past week and i chillmaxxed my way into emerald (top 10%) so now i am free to do other things! hooray!
purged my room of all bugs i am clean and refreshed and rejuvenated and will sleep snug as a *** in a rug
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
purged my room of all bugs i am clean and refreshed and rejuvenated and will sleep snug as a *** in a rug
i musta been a dorky ass kid cuz i never went on the cousin walk during thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 AM
i musta been a dorky ass kid cuz i never went on the cousin walk during thanksgiving
for my next album i will rap to the beat of the track before it. that way i am rapping off beat on every single track
November 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
for my next album i will rap to the beat of the track before it. that way i am rapping off beat on every single track
metal gear solid 2.... good game.... kojima.... good.... not fraud....
November 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
metal gear solid 2.... good game.... kojima.... good.... not fraud....
i need to start wifeposting again. me and the wife did a couples costume for halloween where she was the man in the yellow hat and i was curious george cuz its curious the way i wake up each day more in love with her than ever before 😍
November 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
i need to start wifeposting again. me and the wife did a couples costume for halloween where she was the man in the yellow hat and i was curious george cuz its curious the way i wake up each day more in love with her than ever before 😍
i was gonna give this a meme caption like how the people in r/kitchencels do but then i remembered the average gamer is actually an incel so i opted not to. anyways here's my sickest apex clutch so far
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
i was gonna give this a meme caption like how the people in r/kitchencels do but then i remembered the average gamer is actually an incel so i opted not to. anyways here's my sickest apex clutch so far