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Samurai Goroh @notpanman.bsky.social · Dec 29

Watch out for golden freddy when you play the new frozen tracks 👀

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Callisto ✩₊˚ ♪ @sgtpepperbongo.bsky.social · Dec 25

Merry Christmas, and Happy Holidays! 🎄🎁🌟
#FZERO #CaptainFalcon #DrStewart #SamuraiGoroh #Pico #HappyHolidays

Happy holidays from the original F-ZERO four!

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Samurai Goroh @notpanman.bsky.social · Dec 21

Before the new years comes around, does anyone want to tell me when my sons birthday is?

Samurai Goroh @notpanman.bsky.social · Nov 16

I HAVE WON MY LOCAL GRAND PRIX AND AM CURRENTLY RESPONSIBLY SPENDING MY WINNINGS… AT THE CASINO 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

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They announced it and now it is coming @telemac0.bsky.social · Nov 11

Hello everyone if you would like to see the greatest videos ever make sure to watch #MovieGuyActionHero #videos #youtube #gaming
www.youtube.com/@movieguyact...

Movie Guy Action Hero

www.youtube.com

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Samurai Goroh @notpanman.bsky.social · Nov 7

Please calm it down with all the sexually appealing art 😢

My wife checks this account and will ban me from visiting this site😓

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Samurai Goroh @notpanman.bsky.social · Nov 5

Fzero tips!
Instead of buying shitty steam games like webfishing (🤮)
You should invest that monry all into Aero GPX (😁👍)

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Samurai Goroh @notpanman.bsky.social · Nov 2

Ngl i be bringing up 7 year old drama just to piss off falcon

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Samurai Goroh @notpanman.bsky.social · Oct 31

This wallpaper is VERY COOL 😁

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Samurai Goroh @notpanman.bsky.social · Oct 31

WHAT

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Samurai Goroh @notpanman.bsky.social · Oct 31

I went out shopping for candy for halloween and i lost phone somewhere near a walmart. It looks like this. Please return it to me, lest it fall into the hands of some vile creature

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They announced it and now it is coming @telemac0.bsky.social · Oct 29

F-Zero in The Lost Era
One of the scariest campaigns ever made for F-Zero GX

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Samurai Goroh @notpanman.bsky.social · Oct 29

SAMURAI GOROHS CONSTRUCTION COMPANY HAS BEEN FOUNDED

WE CURRENTLY HAVE 5 EMPLOYEES, ME, SAMURAI GOOMBA, GOOMBA 1 AND 2

and falcon i guess. i dont know why hes here but hes just there

EXPECT BUILDINGS FROM SAMURAI GOROHS COMPANY IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD

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Samurai Goroh @notpanman.bsky.social · Oct 29

hmm. Maybe i should start a construction business in the canyon. Im tired of seeing just rocks everywhere.

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They announced it and now it is coming @telemac0.bsky.social · Oct 28

If Rise of the tmnt had whatsapp, this is what it would be like
New characters like Luigi, and Christmas Goomba. All coming soon in an #update

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Samurai Goroh @notpanman.bsky.social · Oct 28

Pretty soon i will be enrolling my son Dai Goroh and my apprentice Samurai Goomba into the nearby kendo dojo

Hopefully they will learn a thing or two about the principles of the sword.

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Samurai Goroh @notpanman.bsky.social · Oct 27

Yeah this game is cool

But like it would be even cooler if like instead of items you could just boost freely and like you also had a health bar and boost is tied to your health bar and if you boost too many times or crash into walls or fall off the course you just die

Yall feelin with me on this?

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Samurai Goroh @notpanman.bsky.social · Oct 26

For some reason, on X (Formerly known as twitter) Im seeing posts from people that im following a day later than when theyre posted.

Is the algorithm finally breaking?

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Samurai Goroh @notpanman.bsky.social · Oct 26

The gold decals in fzero 99… they call my name.

But i am not worthy of wearing its texture around my machine…

I must humble myself if i wish to pride myself with wearing such a luxury.

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Samurai Goroh @notpanman.bsky.social · Oct 25

Falcon.exe VS Angry Stewart

Who do you think wins this death battle?

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Samurai Goroh @notpanman.bsky.social · Oct 24

Falcon.exe’s challenge

Samurai Goroh @notpanman.bsky.social · Oct 23

Intriguing…

Samurai Goroh @notpanman.bsky.social · Oct 23

Pirates, i need your help.
I had this list on X (Formerly known as twitter) where i would gather up every falcon account and put them on a ‘list’

I need some help in finding more falcon related accounts.

Also do NOT ask me why its called a hit-list. Some questions are better left unanswered.

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Samurai Goroh @notpanman.bsky.social · Oct 22

I think i might be washed at Fzero 99

Samurai Goroh @notpanman.bsky.social · Oct 22

I do not appreciate being spammed with those… automated wenches in my private messages on X (Formerly known as twitter)

Atleast on here it is a safe sanctuary. I can rest from the endless horde of machines sending me unsolicited nudes.

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