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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord

@nothalbrand.bsky.social

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Mairon the King of Excellence | Hot Blonde Era | Saving Middle Earth one volcano at a time #tolkien #LOTR #silmarillion #RingsofPower #LOTRmemes #TROPmemes

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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 5d

Be honest, do you ever fantasize about assassinating me?

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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 29d

Me when

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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · Sep 16

Any blonde would do

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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · Sep 15

Treat me like a trinket, I don’t mind

a close up of a person holding a ring that says ' aragorn '

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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · Sep 8

What is that? Clean air? We must set something on fire.

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · Sep 7

In response to not receiving the attention I deserve, I will now cause problems on purpose.

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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · Sep 2

Never beating the allegations

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · Sep 2

Joke’s on you, I was the garlic farmer too.

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · Sep 2

Oohhhhh, my favorite snack!

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · Sep 2

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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · Aug 29

You know what? I do feel remorse. For not putting myself first more.

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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · Aug 29

Will you be my wEYEfe? 💍

Dea Ptah @deaptah.bsky.social · Aug 28

Mother Earth is watching. Don't be complicit.

Arches national park, a full moon shines through the opening of red rock like the iris of an eye.

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · Aug 29

Buy $auron C0in limited time offer 👁️

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · Aug 28

Half of what?

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · Aug 28

No, those are dwarves.

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · Aug 27

Ran out of sidekicks

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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · Aug 27

Rings for free.

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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · Aug 12

Just vibes.

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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · Aug 9

You must have missed our campaign bsky.app/profile/noth...

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · Oct 17

Come get your hair bow done and potentially get some innocent jewelry no strings attached.

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · Aug 8

I know I act unemployed but I actually do have a job.

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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · Aug 7

woof

Galadriels Wife💍 @galadrielswife.bsky.social · Aug 7

In my past life I was her dog, that's why I bark everytime I see her

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · Aug 2

Can I be your fuckable loser?

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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · Jul 22

SIGH

wroniec @wroniec.bsky.social · Jul 22

#Silmarillion
Melkor teaching the Noldor in Valinor II

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · Jul 22

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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · Jul 22

Introverted but willing to discuss rings for men.

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