Not Kevin🏳️🌈
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we have got to kick the legs out from under this table so reality seeps into the bubble.
Couple of things here:
1. Trump says he took another cognitive test recently
2. In front of "large numbers of doctors and experts"
3. He called the examinations "long...and very boring"
4. If you're given 3 cognitive exams in one year by panels of doctors, something is VERY wrong with you
1. Trump says he took another cognitive test recently
2. In front of "large numbers of doctors and experts"
3. He called the examinations "long...and very boring"
4. If you're given 3 cognitive exams in one year by panels of doctors, something is VERY wrong with you
December 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
we have got to kick the legs out from under this table so reality seeps into the bubble.
what a fucking ghoul
Stephen Miller: "If you subtract immigration out of test scores, all of the sudden our test scores skyrocket"
December 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
what a fucking ghoul
Jimmy Fallon's booking agents are on the phone right now
PIERS: “You’re not gay?”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
December 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Jimmy Fallon's booking agents are on the phone right now
I may have accidentally ingested some household chemicals
December 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I may have accidentally ingested some household chemicals
man Jimmy Fallon is a fuckin idiot
December 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
man Jimmy Fallon is a fuckin idiot
You will be visited by 3 spirits
December 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
You will be visited by 3 spirits
dear mr rogan, the only thing that will spark the second coming of jesus is some very precise butt play
December 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
dear mr rogan, the only thing that will spark the second coming of jesus is some very precise butt play
success is not always measured by your paycheck. it's measured by one of your kids having a large enough paycheck that you no longer have to work for one. so I'm not successful
December 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
success is not always measured by your paycheck. it's measured by one of your kids having a large enough paycheck that you no longer have to work for one. so I'm not successful
I'm good at cummunication
December 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I'm good at cummunication
yeah like I'm gonna wear pants in that sweaty sardine can in the sky I paid for with credit card points
fuck that
fuck that
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
December 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
yeah like I'm gonna wear pants in that sweaty sardine can in the sky I paid for with credit card points
fuck that
fuck that
Same (well, a few of them at least). And yup.
My kids would have died without formula, but that’s what RFK Jr wants
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Same (well, a few of them at least). And yup.
Someone in the press corps has gotta grow a spine and go off in this guys face. They'll get banned probably, but it'll be worth it
Reporter: “Are you committed to releasing the full video?”
Trump: “Didn't I just tell you that?”
Reporter: “You said that it was up to Sec. Hegseth.”
Trump: “You are the most obnoxious reporter in the whole place…You are an obnoxious, actually a terrible reporter.”
Trump: “Didn't I just tell you that?”
Reporter: “You said that it was up to Sec. Hegseth.”
Trump: “You are the most obnoxious reporter in the whole place…You are an obnoxious, actually a terrible reporter.”
December 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Someone in the press corps has gotta grow a spine and go off in this guys face. They'll get banned probably, but it'll be worth it
boomers gonna boomer
Veteran actress Dame Judi Dench said she’s forgiven Harvey Weinstein after his rape conviction and argued that Kevin Spacey has been “exonerated” in a new interview.
Judi Dench Still Texts Kevin Spacey, Says Harvey Weinstein Has 'Done His Time'
bit.ly
December 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
boomers gonna boomer
if you are betting on anything just ask me what I think and bet against me cause I don't win shit
December 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
if you are betting on anything just ask me what I think and bet against me cause I don't win shit
23 days of cheese starts now. first up, this handful of cheese. tomorrow, gonna dig into the cheese bucket and eat more cheese. not washing my hands til January
December 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
23 days of cheese starts now. first up, this handful of cheese. tomorrow, gonna dig into the cheese bucket and eat more cheese. not washing my hands til January
apparently my bid for warner brothers wasn't even considered
it took a while to skin those squirrels
it took a while to skin those squirrels
December 5, 2025 at 1:18 PM
apparently my bid for warner brothers wasn't even considered
it took a while to skin those squirrels
it took a while to skin those squirrels
Between social media, bigoted red hats, an admin of morons, tech bros suckling AI nonsense, and CEO payouts... I'm ok with burning it all down and starting over
December 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Between social media, bigoted red hats, an admin of morons, tech bros suckling AI nonsense, and CEO payouts... I'm ok with burning it all down and starting over
every night he's on IV meds and typing furiously into his phone
Trump had some hefty bandages yesterday on the back of right hand -- the same one that is often discolored
(Chip Somodevilla/Getty)
(Chip Somodevilla/Getty)
December 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
every night he's on IV meds and typing furiously into his phone
all the movies they say I must see in theaters I don't but I still saw the movie so
December 3, 2025 at 2:32 PM
all the movies they say I must see in theaters I don't but I still saw the movie so
I'm just afraid that I'll be too old once the apocalypse comes around. I'd still like to be young enough to be considered the grizzled old-world tech expert, but not too old to be expendable in defiance
December 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I'm just afraid that I'll be too old once the apocalypse comes around. I'd still like to be young enough to be considered the grizzled old-world tech expert, but not too old to be expendable in defiance
also every reporter in that room is a fucking tool. take a hit for America, have some courage and go on the attack and take these chodes to task.
December 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
also every reporter in that room is a fucking tool. take a hit for America, have some courage and go on the attack and take these chodes to task.
these cabinet meetings are so cringe. creepy, cult shit.
December 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
these cabinet meetings are so cringe. creepy, cult shit.
rich anti-vaxxers in power always get vaccinated.
they want the poors sick and dumb, that's what so much of this administration is about
they want the poors sick and dumb, that's what so much of this administration is about
Vaccinating babies against hepatitis B is a simple recommendation that saves lives—one based on solid science, & that has led to a dramatic drop in preventable infections and deaths.
Ending this recommendation will cost lives. RFK Jr. must answer to Congress.
Ending this recommendation will cost lives. RFK Jr. must answer to Congress.
RFK Jr.’s vaccine advisers plan biggest change yet to childhood schedule
The new chair of the Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices said the panel plans to vote to end universal hepatitis B vaccination at birth and to scrutinize if childhood shots cause allergies.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
rich anti-vaxxers in power always get vaccinated.
they want the poors sick and dumb, that's what so much of this administration is about
they want the poors sick and dumb, that's what so much of this administration is about
our marriage is quite peaceful but a few years ago she made me get rid of my CDs and now the 15yr old is into CDs and I have to go around to the area Goodwills to find probably the same CDs I gave away and that's my only real grievance so far
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
our marriage is quite peaceful but a few years ago she made me get rid of my CDs and now the 15yr old is into CDs and I have to go around to the area Goodwills to find probably the same CDs I gave away and that's my only real grievance so far
people always worried about shoelaces getting caught in the escalator but have you ever seen a toddlers used diaper get caught in the escalator? exponentially worse
December 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
people always worried about shoelaces getting caught in the escalator but have you ever seen a toddlers used diaper get caught in the escalator? exponentially worse