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If I send you this just know you better Venmo me the money for brunch
March 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
If I send you this just know you better Venmo me the money for brunch
Do you know what your teenage sons are doing right now?
March 31, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Do you know what your teenage sons are doing right now?
The way men reach a certain age, realize they’ve made all the wrong choices in life, and desperately start looking for a woman gullible enough to believe they’re a “changed man” to cure their loneliness and be their unpaid housekeeper, chef, and nurse.
March 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The way men reach a certain age, realize they’ve made all the wrong choices in life, and desperately start looking for a woman gullible enough to believe they’re a “changed man” to cure their loneliness and be their unpaid housekeeper, chef, and nurse.
Watching this Netflix documentary about this British chef’s biological Mom who showed up and scammed out of his entire life savings.
March 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Watching this Netflix documentary about this British chef’s biological Mom who showed up and scammed out of his entire life savings.
Sometimes watching 90 Day Fiancé I wonder if there’s something wrong with me. These people get engaged the first day they ever meet in person. How?!
March 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Sometimes watching 90 Day Fiancé I wonder if there’s something wrong with me. These people get engaged the first day they ever meet in person. How?!
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And ANOTHER thing
When I catch this slackjawed knock-kneed hussie in the streets it’s gonna be ON SIGHT
When I catch this slackjawed knock-kneed hussie in the streets it’s gonna be ON SIGHT
March 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
And ANOTHER thing
When I catch this slackjawed knock-kneed hussie in the streets it’s gonna be ON SIGHT
When I catch this slackjawed knock-kneed hussie in the streets it’s gonna be ON SIGHT
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Ok, I’m not the only one. lol
And ANOTHER thing
When I catch this slackjawed knock-kneed hussie in the streets it’s gonna be ON SIGHT
When I catch this slackjawed knock-kneed hussie in the streets it’s gonna be ON SIGHT
March 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Ok, I’m not the only one. lol
And ANOTHER thing
When I catch this slackjawed knock-kneed hussie in the streets it’s gonna be ON SIGHT
When I catch this slackjawed knock-kneed hussie in the streets it’s gonna be ON SIGHT
March 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
And ANOTHER thing
When I catch this slackjawed knock-kneed hussie in the streets it’s gonna be ON SIGHT
When I catch this slackjawed knock-kneed hussie in the streets it’s gonna be ON SIGHT
The overwhelming majority of the LGBT community voted for the person who stood between them keeping or losing all their civil rights. I will continue to stand 10 toes down on dragging the small minority of you self righteous pricks who made a choice to ignore the facts & put the rest of us at risk.
March 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The overwhelming majority of the LGBT community voted for the person who stood between them keeping or losing all their civil rights. I will continue to stand 10 toes down on dragging the small minority of you self righteous pricks who made a choice to ignore the facts & put the rest of us at risk.
How it started: How it’s going:
March 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
How it started: How it’s going:
What’s the best way to find an experienced researcher?
Looking for info on a famous musician from the 50s. Need things like archival interviews, music contracts, legal records, early local news articles, and oral histories from industry figures. If you have leads or experience let me know!
Looking for info on a famous musician from the 50s. Need things like archival interviews, music contracts, legal records, early local news articles, and oral histories from industry figures. If you have leads or experience let me know!
March 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
What’s the best way to find an experienced researcher?
Looking for info on a famous musician from the 50s. Need things like archival interviews, music contracts, legal records, early local news articles, and oral histories from industry figures. If you have leads or experience let me know!
Looking for info on a famous musician from the 50s. Need things like archival interviews, music contracts, legal records, early local news articles, and oral histories from industry figures. If you have leads or experience let me know!
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Bwahahaha
My mother: Who was the man leaving your house this morning with the braids?
Me: Check your email
Mom: why?
Me: I just revoked your access to my security cameras
Me: Check your email
Mom: why?
Me: I just revoked your access to my security cameras
February 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Bwahahaha
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Ooo…
My mother: Who was the man leaving your house this morning with the braids?
Me: Check your email
Mom: why?
Me: I just revoked your access to my security cameras
Me: Check your email
Mom: why?
Me: I just revoked your access to my security cameras
February 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Ooo…
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The fleecing has begun. Putin gonna get rich.
February 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The fleecing has begun. Putin gonna get rich.
My mother: Who was the man leaving your house this morning with the braids?
Me: Check your email
Mom: why?
Me: I just revoked your access to my security cameras
Me: Check your email
Mom: why?
Me: I just revoked your access to my security cameras
February 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My mother: Who was the man leaving your house this morning with the braids?
Me: Check your email
Mom: why?
Me: I just revoked your access to my security cameras
Me: Check your email
Mom: why?
Me: I just revoked your access to my security cameras
WTF is going on?!
February 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
WTF is going on?!
We’re going to the Oscars, baby!
January 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
We’re going to the Oscars, baby!
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ALONG CAME POLLY was released 21 years ago today 🍿🎬
January 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
ALONG CAME POLLY was released 21 years ago today 🍿🎬
Jennifer Hudson had to turn off the comments
January 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Jennifer Hudson had to turn off the comments