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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 14h

In the MAGA version of the Bible, Jesus miraculously multiplies the loaves and the fishes, then refuses to share the food with a famished crowd and instead ships it all to Argentina.

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northsidemick @northsidemick.bsky.social · 14h

When empathy is detected, this Thing resets to its default position.

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northsidemick @northsidemick.bsky.social · 14h

We're at the beginning of a hint of a whiff of a concept of a cusp of a liftoff. Unless it goes bad, then it's still Biden's fault.

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northsidemick @northsidemick.bsky.social · 15h

DOJ = Death of Justice

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northsidemick @northsidemick.bsky.social · 17h

He forgets that she'll still be in office to watch him and his party get crushed in the midterms.

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northsidemick @northsidemick.bsky.social · 17h

When empathy is detected, this Thing defaults to its reset position.

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northsidemick @northsidemick.bsky.social · 17h

They only have 2 answers to any question. 1) It's the Democrat's fault. 2) I know nothing about that, ask me again tomorrow.

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northsidemick @northsidemick.bsky.social · 18h

Oh we sure do!

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northsidemick @northsidemick.bsky.social · 20h

And don't even think of taking Tylenol.

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northsidemick @northsidemick.bsky.social · 21h

I hope they don't need SNAP benefits for the kids. Or insurance.

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northsidemick @northsidemick.bsky.social · 1d

Refuse to turn over transcripts. Refuse the order to release SNAP benefits. Refuse to re-open Congress. Refuse to give access to ICE facilities. Refuse to release the Epstein files. Seems to be a pattern.

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northsidemick @northsidemick.bsky.social · 1d

The Sandwich Guy gets to go free
Acquitted unanimously
Charged by Jeanine Pirro
That dude was a hero
Sacrificing a smoked ham and brie

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northsidemick @northsidemick.bsky.social · 1d

The "I know nothing" shtick seems to be contagious.

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northsidemick @northsidemick.bsky.social · 1d

One year from now
Almost to the day
We'll vote the GOP out
From New York to L.A.

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northsidemick @northsidemick.bsky.social · 2d

Last night, the "unsinkable" Trumptanic hit a Blue iceberg. And we know what happens next.

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northsidemick @northsidemick.bsky.social · 2d

Those vampires don't have reflections.

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northsidemick @northsidemick.bsky.social · 2d

Let's see if Trump and goons learned anything from last night's election results. When they attack at level 5, we push back and resist at level 10. They are not going to win.

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northsidemick @northsidemick.bsky.social · 2d

Let's see if Trump and goons learned anything from last night's election results. When they attack at level 5, we push back and resist at level 10. They are not going to win.

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northsidemick @northsidemick.bsky.social · 2d

I'm a big fan of empathy and competence, and they'll bring that in spades.

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northsidemick @northsidemick.bsky.social · 2d

On last night's elections,
when asked to assess,
said Mikey Johnson
to the questioning press:
"I know nothing at all,
and about that, even less"

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northsidemick @northsidemick.bsky.social · 2d

WTF did Trump and fellow GOP psychos think was going to happen in these elections after they send out goons to beat up and disappear people, stop food benefits to the needy, take people's jobs, increase prices on everything, and tear down part of the White House for a Great Gatsby ballroom?

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northsidemick @northsidemick.bsky.social · 2d

Don't just look at the individual winners last night, who were impressive, but also look at the massive sea of Blue that rose up and lifted them to victory.

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northsidemick @northsidemick.bsky.social · 3d

Cousin Vinnie: They didn't figure in the massive Ute vote.
Republicans: Utes, what are Utes?

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northsidemick @northsidemick.bsky.social · 3d

Tonight, the immovable object got handed it's ass by the unstoppable force.

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northsidemick @northsidemick.bsky.social · 3d

Tonight, the immovable object got handed it's ass by the unstoppable force.

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