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like a clean slate
Sudden hankering for a lethal combination of sweet and salty in the form of royce choc dipped potato crisps …
December 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Having visitors (including kids) means cleaning before and then straight after ha ha ha wonderful (the kids started to chant that they were hungry, I gave them crackers, they ate them and left crumbs everywhere)
December 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Ordered a cake delivery. Was delivered by a v old person I felt bad like is this elder abuse?? the shop seemed normal why is this very old person doing deliveries ???
December 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Nothing worse than lukewarm water in summer
December 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Sometimes he falls asleep on his own easily, other times he cries and cries. Ended up picking him up and napping him in my arms. Maybe he was just lonely? Missed me? I shall treasure these moments for soon he won’t need/want me
December 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Bb finally asleep. Can poop in peace.
December 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Podcast recommendation: the daily Sunday special episodes. I especially love the quizzes at the end!
December 9, 2025 at 9:58 AM
We have become those ppl who do a $200 grocery shop omg…
December 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Found strange solid poops on our new backyard bench I had to resort to googling animal poop. Current suspects are possums and foxes
December 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Another day another encounter w a huntsman. I die.
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Too busy making baby food I have zero energy to make adult food
December 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Time when bb is awake and I have to entertain/supervise: moves ever so slowly

Time when bb is napping and I have to do chores: zooms past in a SECOND
December 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Sleep? What is sleep?
Exhaustion? What is that?
December 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Nothing like setting up a family photo shoot at home to make us clean like crazy the house and backyard are immaculate (for a couple hours)
December 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Wow apparently GoldenHand still w the man who came to #ifyouaretheone and thriving in Melbourne ?? good for her ???
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November 29, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Bb saw a beautiful cat on our walk today. He was delighted, not sure at the cat itself or me trying to lure the kitty by ‘kitty kitty kitty meow meow meow’
November 28, 2025 at 8:38 AM
We finally have air con and gas stove back after storm knocked it off 24+ hrs ago thank GOD
November 27, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Bb’s sleep was good for a couple months but started devolving again where he needs bum tapping to fall asleep at bedtime sometimes as long as 50mins. Now he’s needing to be held for naps again? Hope it’s just a phase/teething …
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Some weeks ago a rando dropped his garbage (a baby bathtub) in front of our house which we caught on cctv. We didn’t recognise them but noted his general build, ethnicity and clothing/shoes (gross crocs!)
November 26, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Could my back be any more stiff?
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Pls invent: a bum tapping device that is sound activated so whenever bb cries in bed it can get tapping
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Me spotting a beautiful jacaranda tree and fallen petals, while carrying bb in carrier: spouse, pls take a photo of us here!

Sees the photos: omg why is my face like this good god delete them all and let me just selfie thanks
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Ginormous huntsman in bread box this morning urgggbfjfjdj biggest I’ve ever seen irl
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Losing it
November 21, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Been having a DAY w baby today. Stuck inside coz rain too. Finally a moment of peace. Starting to re think the daycare option
November 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM