Nomme de Plume
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Writer / 30s / She / Lan Wangji, Duke Su, and Hatake Kakashi have my whole heart, the poor, suffering babies; lay your heads on my bosom #wangxian #mdzs #kakashi #naruto #SNS https://archiveofourown.org/users/Nomme_dePlume/pseuds/Nomme_dePlume
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A new #wangxian thought has surfaced this afternoon:

wwx and lwj are pining for each other, as usual, and nhs schemes to get them together, as usual. It works, and there's a gloriously awkward confession that devolves into a gloriously uncoordinated but blindingly pleasurable first time, as usual.
Lol I was telling my friend about it, and we were like, maybe it's "window cleaning services" with a wink and a nudge.
I tried to check on my personal pc (the pic was from my work pc), but I forgot I have ad blocker on. Lol
Crazy, right?! I didn't notice anything like this on YT a week or so ago.
They are polishing something, though. 😂
Guys. Wtf happened to yt? This is the image it's showing for a window cleaning services ad:
wwx to lwj

#mdzs #wangxian
Do me right; or I will protest your cowardice.
I found it the other day on my phone. I'd imagine there's also one for the desktop?
Yes. And lwj is somewhere in the background kicking a rock and murmuring, "Wei Ying is not a problem." Lol
I'm suddenly thinking that "(How Do You Solve a Problem Like) Maria" is about wwx, actually.

He's unpredictable as weather. He'd out-pester any pest.

There should be a meme of the nuns "arguing" as they sing, with labels for like, jc, nhs, jyl. Idk just thought it was funny.
I do it for ones that look angsty but also for long ones. I have to figure out if my time is worth it sometimes! Lol
I have this habit where, every now and then, I read a fic backward.

Like, I'll go see how it ends, then scroll up to see where the conflict resolves. Then scroll up to see where the conflict begins. Then up to the top to see how long it takes for the conflict to begin.

Thus, read backwards. Lol
"Such I was, from eight to eight and twenty; and such I might still have been but for you, dearest, loveliest Elizabeth! What do I not owe you! You taught me a lesson, hard indeed at first, but most advantageous."

It's literally right there. Lol
I have a similar complaint! Here we are in the year of Beyonce 2025, and pump bottles literally cannot pump out the last bit of product. There's so much left in the bottom of the bottle!
I'll see if I can find it! I believe the one I'm remembering is different from the two already recced.
Thank you! 😊 I'm glad you liked it!
I actually think someone wrote this!
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Another fic idea I don’t need: LWJ’s father was a notorious serial killer. WWX’s parents were two of QHJ’s victims. Wangxian meet when they both participate in a true crime documentary.
Ah. I don't know for sure, but from some old posts I saw on the bird site, I think the official artist did draw them out and share them, but they're probably not part of the punished manhua.