noelle
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colourblind Louis Armstrong: i see trees of blue
This is total nonsense and if you've ever said this you should regret it
To live is to live
If you don't think that's valuable enough to want more of it, then pick an age and voluntarily die at that age. I expect you won't want to.
More life, forever, please, as much of it as fits into the future.
for once i'm not joking on this acct.
Stating my bias here, i'm an immortalist and transhumanist, i don't think anyone should die involuntarily.
When i say i want immortality, in counterargument it is common to hear "death gives life meaning; to live is to die."
if chris crisswd Applesauce id xhris crossed applesauce WHAT WOULD HE DO TO YOU HUH WHAT😠✖️AWOULD HE DO!!!
möbius strip poker
1990, a prophet screeches: "ROBOTS ARE COMING FOR YOUR JOBS"
me, trained for 30 years in an irreplacable artisan industry, a humble grape surgeon:
do it yourself ice cream
monolingual english speaker who says "unheimlich" in casual speech
me: how will i get clean, dear liza, dear liza?

my nietzschean self help guru: follow your "Will To Shower"
brasilliero al pacino be like : al pacinho
i'm pokémon james

but my friends call me. pokémon Jim
white guy who names his kid mohammed because he wants a standard common name
when are they making partisan milk hotel .
me when i run a combination restaraunt, hostel, and pub and it's closing time : i need to lock inn
pussy flavoured Ice cream.
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD: grandmother, why have you such short nails on your right hand
BISEXUAL BIG BAD WOLF:
i was about to joke about stalin being an ultraleftist. then i remembered that's what normal people think. oops.
i regret to announce that after years of activity on this site, and periods of intense burnout, i will be retiring from bluesky indefinitely