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NocturnalRedmage @nocturnalredmage.bsky.social · 9d

Getting these kinda vibes lol

NocturnalRedmage @nocturnalredmage.bsky.social · 20d

The amount of right wing bot accounts on shitter is staggering; give me 10 minutes with GM powers on that site and I could have a good chunk purged. That said, it won't happen; Elon loves the money he gets from RW glazers.

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NocturnalRedmage @nocturnalredmage.bsky.social · Sep 14

Oh plz, we can MUCH better than this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPgL... its the song you didnt know you needed and should only cause some ear bleed :p

"WAAfrica" (Five Waluigis sing Africa)

YouTube video by BitFinity (Matthew Taranto)

www.youtube.com

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NocturnalRedmage @nocturnalredmage.bsky.social · Sep 12

Hope you enjoyed yourself, im trying to find something to feel better(cold) and mind cleanse from all the RW nutters on twitter right now.

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NocturnalRedmage @nocturnalredmage.bsky.social · Sep 12

The glaze squad is out in full force on twatter calling him "moderate" like, no, absolutely not. He spent his entire adult life grifting and spreading hate and never expected the hate to come bite him in the ass. Horrible person through and through and christo fascist trash.

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NocturnalRedmage @nocturnalredmage.bsky.social · Jul 14

The biggest one would be the files. We have his blackbook and someone close to him stating that circled names or ones with 4+ entries were ones that wanted "young girls". Only 2 reasons to not release them:
1. Velveeta Voldermort is on said list
2. You are using it for blackmail leverage.

NocturnalRedmage @nocturnalredmage.bsky.social · Jul 3

Your boss: "It builds team functionality and togetherness!"
You:I have never met any of these people IRL
Your boss:but what if you HAVE to in person IRL
You:can't, all my offtime is either self care,, BF, kid or Mango based
Your boss:Mangos are illegal in company
You:*switchblade pops*Oh really?

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NocturnalRedmage @nocturnalredmage.bsky.social · Jun 28

Mainecoon mix? Also, hes a cutie

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NocturnalRedmage @nocturnalredmage.bsky.social · Jun 28

Me with 20+ years electronics repair exp: Job when? Anyone? I fix sad cracked screen for donut maybe? Okay, half donut then?

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NocturnalRedmage @nocturnalredmage.bsky.social · Jun 28

I mean if you added in "commit verbal abuse" some people might mistake you for Amber Heard :p

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NocturnalRedmage @nocturnalredmage.bsky.social · Jun 25

So, I am guessing you are the male version of a certain "totally not autistic" elf then?

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NocturnalRedmage @nocturnalredmage.bsky.social · Jun 23

I had this one that I inherited from my moms collection(or one really close, there was an 84 one too)on my wall for YEARS before I knew what Twisted Sister even was.

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NocturnalRedmage @nocturnalredmage.bsky.social · Jun 19

I kinda do this, whenever I see a roach an image of Asmonsoy flashes for a brief second and then i remember that is incorrect; the roach is far cleaner than Nurgle in human form could ever possibly be.

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NocturnalRedmage @nocturnalredmage.bsky.social · Jun 19

I find it hilarious that JD Vance got banned off bluesky in less than an hour. They saw his history of posting BS and just preemptively said "nope, not dealing with vice president 5 head, fuck off".

NocturnalRedmage @nocturnalredmage.bsky.social · Jun 19

Grats

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NocturnalRedmage @nocturnalredmage.bsky.social · Jun 19

Kitty! *pets*

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NocturnalRedmage @nocturnalredmage.bsky.social · Jun 19

Smol person problems? Just think of it this way, you can go pick up the kid from school AND do a Marry Poppins cosplay at the same time!

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NocturnalRedmage @nocturnalredmage.bsky.social · Jun 17

The entire genre is toxic and predatory. Companies use FOMO constantly (for example World of Tanks) and will intentionally make the new thing OP until the next comes about. I could live with cosmetic stuff, but shit today is getting exceptionally gross.

NocturnalRedmage @nocturnalredmage.bsky.social · Jun 17

Must be all the brain damage from having to spell check Trump and change his diapers...oh and the army using his 5 head as a landing pad, that cant help things.

NocturnalRedmage @nocturnalredmage.bsky.social · Jun 17

Me: Today is a god day to die!
Also me, 5 minute later: Kittens!

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NocturnalRedmage @nocturnalredmage.bsky.social · Jun 16

Pictured: Lain porting Quest 64 to steam in glorious 4k

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NocturnalRedmage @nocturnalredmage.bsky.social · Jun 16

That was painful "Here I Are" makes me think AI wrote this and not a good one at that. For me it was that "what you about my brathaaa?" shit from lionking abomination.

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NocturnalRedmage @nocturnalredmage.bsky.social · Jun 15

90% of disneys 3d /live action remakes are just fucking terrible. This is what happens when you have 0 respect for the source and the writing ability of a middle schooler; absolute dregs that even the most cynical assholes can't enjoy.

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NocturnalRedmage @nocturnalredmage.bsky.social · Jun 15

I personally hope Velveeta Voldermort is SEETHING right now at the dogshit showup for his sadness parade. Who wants to make a bet that his orange skin spray is a Horcrux?

NocturnalRedmage @nocturnalredmage.bsky.social · Jun 15

I see 7 orange balls of fluff and not a single braincell in that entire cuddle puddle XD