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Neil B 🦎🇨🇦
@nobby1138.bsky.social
10-yr-old trapped in old man’s body. Writer, teacher, sausage fancier, squirrel worrier, zoo sculptor.
I love horror, droids, aliens, and stop-motion.

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🥺 oh baby girl, you have many Bluesky friends sharing your story. We will find you a home. Hopefully soon 🤞 Here's MELIA's bio. Please read and repost. She needs someone who will be fully committed to her. ❤️

🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
December 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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If you've ever wanted prints of my #powerrangers color wheels, that time is NOW. They just arrived today and I'm super happy with the quality. Give 'em a look! 🙌
➡️ leannehannah.bigcartel.com/category/pri...
December 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Meet Quilliam Shakespeare.
December 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The girls like winter.
#caturday
December 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
December 6, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Started a rewatch (many decades later) of the Jeremy Brett Sherlock Holmes series, which kicks off with A Scandal in Bohemia. Supporting cast includes Dietrich from ‘Raiders’ and Bib Fortuna.
This is going to be fun.
December 6, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Last night I dreamt an entire movie - a follow up to Jungle Cruise with the same cast but based on The Odyssey.
The filmmakers ran out of money, so many of the VFX had ‘Velocipastor’ style intertitles.
Much of the dream was devoted to audience reactions (not favourable).
Hoping for sequel tonight.
December 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The Storyville Mosquito is astonishing - if you are in the Ottawa area (or surrounding ‘villes) go and see it.
@kidkoala.bsky.social is a bloody genius.
December 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
@kidkoala.bsky.social Waiting just outside the auditorium and the atmosphere is, ahem, buzzing!
December 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Went to bed with a headache.
Woke up with a headache.
Currently working with a headache.
Boo to this particular Tuesday.
December 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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🎅 Will Santa bring MELIA her hero? Shes ready to go home and be loved. Over 810 days, do you blame her? A low traffic adult only home. No dogs. Cats are ok. She needs training. Please adopt her. Be her forever

🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
December 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
It’s because they carry knives.
December 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I can keep a secret.
November 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Post your favourite Transformers character.
Correct answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"

"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Oh no - creator of some of my favourite dreams.
Goodbye to the master.

❤️
November 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Been a while since I had a perfect Saturday morning like this.
#Caturday
November 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Now I love the Danish National Symphony Orchestra (go find their Ennio Morricone sessions), but this arrangement of The Asteroid Field (my favourite bit of music from any movie, ever) sets my teeth on edge.
I am audibly upset.

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The Empire Strikes Back - The Asteroid Field // The Danish National Symphony Orchestra (LIVE)
YouTube video by DR Koncerthuset
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November 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Just had a visitor in to check the Megalania I’m working on.
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Introduce Yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild

- Squirrel
- Rabbit
- Moose
- Raccoon
- Squirrel (different colour)
Introduce Yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild

- Humpback Whale
- Orca
- Pine Marten
- Otter
- Beaver
November 28, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.

Ian Dury and the Blockheads
Pink Floyd
Queen
Orbital
Atorashi Gakko!
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.

Bob Dylan
Led Zeppelin
Nina Simone
B B King
Sensational Alex Harvey Band

( some legends, among many, many others)
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
“Meg’s dead, baby. Meg’s dead.”

#Megalania
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Happy thanksgiving down there.
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Fun ahoy!
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM